Are all Gavins tools?

scudzilla

Was thinking earlier about a boss i used to have, was about 15yrs ago, he was a complete twat, his name was Gavin.

A few years after that a good friend of mine got married, his wife's brother was another Gavin, who was also a twat.

When i worked the doors in Wales we had 2 guys in the club who were consistent pains in the arses, they were both called Gavin.

Alongside a Gavin i knew in school (also a tool) and another from college (idiot) i reckon i've known 6 Gavins in my life, and everyone has been a complete plank.

Do you know any decent Gavins? Or is there a common name where they were all tools?

castletownman

scudzilla wrote: »

Was thinking earlier about a boss i used to have, was about 15yrs ago, he was a complete twat, his name was Gavin.

A few years after that a good friend of mine got married, his wife's brother was another Gavin, who was also a twat.

When i worked the doors in Wales we had 2 guys in the club who were consistent pains in the arses, they were both called Gavin.

Alongside a Gavin i knew in school (also a tool) and another from college (idiot) i reckon i've known 6 Gavins in my life, and everyone has been a complete plank.

Do you know any decent Gavins? Or is there a common name where they were all tools?

The O'Toole's from the Hollow?

Shower of pricks

The Backwards Man

I know plenty of Gavins, guess what?

They are all different.

Arpa

http://gavinduffy.ie/blog/

So far your theory is holding up.

Birroc

Gavin Hastings is sound.

Dick Turnip

Gavin Henson

mfceiling

You are definitely on to something here OP.

Gavin Henson - what a prick.

I'm working alongside a Gavin at the moment so I'll keep a beady eye on him.

I worked with a Gavin a few years ago and he was a lazy, beer drinking arsehole.

Hell even that arse of a gardener is diarmud gavin...

phelixoflaherty

Diarmuid Gavin

Conmaicne Mara

First name Gavin, yes, all I've met anyway. Second name, nope.

Talib Fiasco

I'm seeing the name Gavin so often in this thread that it's completely mindf*cking me. Even looking at the letters is confusing the hell out of me. Hate when that happens where a word loses all meaning due to sudden repetition.

NuckingFacker

Going with the theme, I've found all Connors to be smug. No idea why. I am predjudiced against Connors, Conors, Conners and Cons. That might just be me though..

frozenfrozen

OP you are really onto something. I know four gavins. All are not the full shilling and or friendly or generally someone you would like to be around

wandatowell

Are ye sayin' Gavin or Wavin???

GavRedKing

Yes........

Arpa

wandatowell wrote: »

Are ye sayin' Gavin or Wavin???

That's a mongoloid question. Are you a Gavin perchance?

humberklog

Gavin Friday.

I think you're onto something OP.

minidazzler

I'm a Gavin and I'm lovely.... Screw you OP I hope you get a papercut.

I went out with a Gavin for about eight or nine months. Then I realised he was a prick.
So yeah, down with Gavins. :mad:

Banjo String

When i worked the doors in Wales we had 2 guys in the club who were consistent pains in the arses, they were both called Gavin.

Worst stag night I ever went to was in Swansea.

I blame the door men.

NuckingFacker

minidazzler wrote: »

I'm a Gavin and I'm lovely.... Screw you OP I hope you get a papercut.

SEE-SEE ^^^^ they're all mean and nasty! Theory Proven beyond all doubt.

NegativeCreep

Come to think of it, I only know one Gavin and he's a complete prick!

BOHtox

Disagree. Gavin from Autoglass is a top bloke!

LizT

minidazzler wrote: »

I'm a Gavin and I'm lovely.... Screw you OP I hope you get a papercut.

Well that's not very lovely

minidazzler

LizT wrote: »

Well that's not very lovely

Like your face.

NuckingFacker

BOHtox wrote: »

Disagree. Gavin from Autoglass is a top bloke!

He's only acting the gavin, his real name is Carl..


From now on when I see someone being a cnut, I shall call it "acting the gavin". Mini-Dazzler is acting the gavin in the above post, just to give the thing some excercise.

ultrasonic

Can only think of one Gavin I know...a bit of a nerd alright.
A friend and I discussed this before about Gary's who all seem to be knóbs...maybe it's a universal thing which applies to guys names beginning with G.

LizT

minidazzler wrote: »

Like your face.

^^^
There's your answer folks.

:(:(

Juniorhurler

How about Craigs? In work I have dealt with about 15 Craigs and they were all angry young men and thick as bottled pigsh*te.

The Backwards Man

LizT wrote: »

Well that's not very lovely

At least they're not as bad as them Lizzies.

LizT

The Backwards Man wrote: »

At least they're not as bad as them Lizzies.

Luckily I'm not Lizzie

The Backwards Man

Yeah, lucky.

NegativeCreep

Gavins, Craigs, Gerards, Shannons and Sophies. All pricks.

BNMC

Great shout OP. I know two Gavins. One is a guy I used to work with, he was a smelly prick and he was English. The other guy is my cousin's boyfriend, he is constantly spitting and is a scumbag of the highest order.

Anyone remember Gavin Lambe Murphy?...

Aspiring

Juniorhurler wrote: »

How about Craigs? In work I have dealt with about 15 Craigs and they were all angry young men and thick as bottled pigsh*te.

I know a craig he plays trad music and is about 18. Sound man.

Also you play Junior B or Junior A hurling? Junior B is the sauce.

The Backwards Man

On a slightly related note, I have never met a Shauna that wasn't as sexy as fcuk.

scudzilla

mfceiling wrote: »

You are definitely on to something here OP.

Gavin Henson - what a prick.

I'm working alongside a Gavin at the moment so I'll keep a beady eye on him.

I worked with a Gavin a few years ago and he was a lazy, beer drinking arsehole.

Hell even that arse of a gardener is diarmud gavin...

frozenfrozen wrote: »

OP you are really onto something. I know four gavins. All are not the full shilling and or friendly or generally someone you would like to be around

humberklog wrote: »

Gavin Friday.

I think you're onto something OP.

minidazzler wrote: »

I'm a Gavin and I'm lovely.... Screw you OP I hope you get a papercut.

ultrasonic wrote: »

Can only think of one Gavin I know...a bit of a nerd alright.
A friend and I discussed this before about Gary's who all seem to be knóbs...maybe it's a universal thing which applies to guys names beginning with G.

BNMC wrote: »

Great shout OP. I know two Gavins. One is a guy I used to work with, he was a smelly prick and he was English. The other guy is my cousin's boyfriend, he is constantly spitting and is a scumbag of the highest order.

Anyone remember Gavin Lambe Murphy?...

Lookin like i'm really onto something, all Gavins really do seem to be tools

Juniorhurler

Actually senior hurling still, but I have my eye on a nice little berth on the junior b team next year. I am well in my 30s and am finding the pace a bit tough now at senior. Our second string is junior b.

Vizzy

This is my brother Gavin and my other brother Gavin

scudzilla

Juniorhurler wrote: »

Actually senior hurling still, but I have my eye on a nice little berth on the junior b team next year. I am well in my 30s and am finding the pace a bit tough now at senior. Our second string is junior b.

Your name Gavin by any chance?

Fr_Dougal

Stanley's are much bigger tools...

Juniorhurler

scudzilla wrote: »

Your name Gavin by any chance?

no but I am a prick.

BNMC

Juniorhurler wrote: »

Actually senior hurling still, but I have my eye on a nice little berth on the junior b team next year. I am well in my 30s and am finding the pace a bit tough now at senior. Our second string is junior b.

You're were past it 5 years ago mate. Have they a Junior C team?

Lightbulb Sun

No. Gavin Harrison, one of the best drummers in the world and a very down to earth bloke.

Missyelliot2

Gavin...on the dragons den?

Gavin Lambe Murphy! Think you are onto something OP!

Juniorhurler

BNMC wrote: »

You're were past it 5 years ago mate. Have they a Junior C team?

That's ageism. You are a Gavin or a Craig for sure.

wandatowell

Arpa wrote: »

Are you a Gavin perchance?

Aspiring

Juniorhurler wrote: »

Actually senior hurling still, but I have my eye on a nice little berth on the junior b team next year. I am well in my 30s and am finding the pace a bit tough now at senior. Our second string is junior b.

I'm the complete opposite haha been playing Junior B since last year will be moving up to Intermediate next year it's the highest we are in hurling. In the club it's a bit of tradition for the minors to play junior b but unfortunately this is my last year minor. I'll return to junior b when I'm 35 or 40 haha really can't beat the craic.

Missyelliot2

Juniorhurler wrote: »

That's ageism. You are a Gavin or a Craig for sure.

Or a Darren or Warren!

The Backwards Man

Missyelliot2 wrote: »

Or a Darren or Warren!

What's wrong with a Darren?

Not that I am one or anything. . .

Juniorhurler

Juniorhurler wrote: »

That's ageism. You are a Gavin or a Craig for sure.

That's two of my exes now used as synonyms for calling someone a prick.
I like this thread!!

mickdw

Paul Galvin. Even when the name sounds like gavin, they are assholes