Going to the toilet Men vs Women

pappyodaniel · 04-02-2020 12:00AM #1

Just thinking there that it's pretty much less hygienic for women to use the toilet especially public ones when you have to sit down all the time. As a man I always wash my hands after I go but it's only my prick that I've been handling whilst women have the back of their thighs (which are generally larger than male thighs) in contact with a dirty unknown surface.

I'm thinking that when you sit on a toilet it's actually pretty filthy.

Women, wash your thighs...

Leg End Reject · 04-02-2020 12:01AM

I hover over a public toilet, my thighs are unsullied.

Rufeo · 04-02-2020 12:08AM

Cool story bro.

Arghus · 04-02-2020 12:11AM

Quality threads around here lately.

EmmetSpiceland · 04-02-2020 12:12AM

Paper the seat, of using public “conveniences” for a sit down.

Paper down in the water too, to provide a buffer and avoid the dreaded “Neptune’s Kiss”.

IamMetaldave · 04-02-2020 12:14AM

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Just thinking there that it's pretty much less hygienic for women to use the toilet especially public ones when you have to sit down all the time. As a man I always wash my hands after I go but it's only my prick that I've been handling whilst women have the back of their thighs (which are generally larger than male thighs) in contact with a dirty unknown surface.

I'm thinking that when you sit on a toilet it's actually pretty filthy.

Women, wash your thighs...

Never get caught needing to number 2 it publicly? Do you wash your thighs? More chance of whizz on the seat in a lads toilet than the ladies... poor aim and all that..

pappyodaniel · 04-02-2020 12:30AM

IamMetaldave wrote: »

Never get caught needing to number 2 it publicly? Do you wash your thighs? More chance of whizz on the seat in a lads toilet than the ladies... poor aim and all that..

Women's toilets are surprisingly filthy

decky1 · 04-02-2020 12:44AM

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Just thinking there that it's pretty much less hygienic for women to use the toilet especially public ones when you have to sit down all the time. As a man I always wash my hands after I go but it's only my prick that I've been handling whilst women have the back of their thighs (which are generally larger than male thighs) in contact with a dirty unknown surface.

I'm thinking that when you sit on a toilet it's actually pretty filthy.

Women, wash your thighs...

eh watch your language, their might be Ladies reading this.:eek::D

SmartinMartin · 04-02-2020 12:51AM

Neptune's kiss..... Lol

tuxy · 04-02-2020 12:54AM

List of things that have more germs than a toilet seat.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/04/what-has-everything-more-germs-toilet-seat-everything/350109/

Steering wheels have 9 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A computer keyboard has 5 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A desk has 400 times more germs than a toilet seat.
An iPhone has 18 times more germs than a toilet seat.
Kitchen faucets have more germs than toilet handles.
Kitchen sponges and sinks have more germs than a toilet seat.
Restaurant ice-cubes may have more germs than restaurant toilet water.
Restaurant menus and high-chairs have more germs than a typical toilet seat.
Shopping carts have more germs than public restrooms (and escalators).

Leg End Reject · 04-02-2020 12:55AM

tuxy wrote: »

List of things that have more germs than a toilet seat.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/04/what-has-everything-more-germs-toilet-seat-everything/350109/

Steering wheels have 9 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A computer keyboard has 5 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A desk has 400 times more germs than a toilet seat.
An iPhone has 18 times more germs than a toilet seat.
Kitchen faucets have more germs than toilet handles.
Kitchen sponges and sinks have more germs than a toilet seat.
Restaurant ice-cubes may have more germs than restaurant toilet water.
Restaurant menus and high-chairs have more germs than a typical toilet seat.
Shopping carts have more germs than public restrooms (and escalators).

But none of those have somebody else's arse heat.

tuxy · 04-02-2020 12:56AM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

But none of those have somebody else's arse heat.

Yes it's the warmth that's the problem not the germs,

tuxy · 04-02-2020 12:58AM

Has anyone else realised the health benefits of natural squatting?

I Am The Law · 04-02-2020 01:00AM

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Just thinking there that it's pretty much less hygienic for women to use the toilet especially public ones when you have to sit down all the time. As a man I always wash my hands after I go but it's only my prick that I've been handling whilst women have the back of their thighs (which are generally larger than male thighs) in contact with a dirty unknown surface.

I'm thinking that when you sit on a toilet it's actually pretty filthy.

Women, wash your thighs...

WTF were doing with your prick that it was so bad you had wash your hands after touching it?

Leg End Reject · 04-02-2020 01:20AM

tuxy wrote: »

Yes it's the warmth that's the problem not the germs,

We all know the germs, urine droplets and traces of blood or faecal matter won't kill us if we were to inadvertently sit on them, but a warm seat is nauseatingly disconcerting. I'd go so far as to say it ruins the day.

04-02-2020 01:27AM

tuxy wrote: »

Has anyone else realised the health benefits of natural squatting?

If i tried that on a western toilet I'd fall off.

EmmetSpiceland · 04-02-2020 01:27AM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

but a warm seat is nauseatingly disconcerting. I'd go so far as to say it ruins the day.

It’s funny, in school we’d employ the services, through the threat of violence, of a young boy, from one of the “lower forms”, to warm the toilet seats on those cold winter mornings but there is a big difference between a seat warmed by a youth than that of one warmed by a big, sweaty, hairy “man ass”.

04-02-2020 01:29AM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

It’s funny, in school we’d employ the services, through the threat of violence, of a young boy, from one of the “lower forms”, to warm the toilet seats on those cold winter mornings but there is a big difference between a seat warmed by a youth than that of one warmed by a big, sweaty, hairy “man ass”.

I'm pretty sure you went to my school

Leg End Reject · 04-02-2020 01:36AM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

It’s funny, in school we’d employ the services, through the threat of violence, of a young boy, from one of the “lower forms”, to warm the toilet seats on those cold winter mornings but there is a big difference between a seat warmed by a youth than that of one warmed by a big, sweaty, hairy “man ass”.

Did you "tip" him with 5c coins?

04-02-2020 01:39AM

I hover.

Andrew00 · 04-02-2020 01:42AM

I always, always, put tissue around the toilet seat before I sit down on it.

Otherwise I just hoover above it

Leg End Reject · 04-02-2020 01:43AM

Andrew00 wrote: »

I always, always, put tissue around the toilet seat before I sit down on it.

Otherwise I just hoover above it

Do you recommend a bagless hoover, or a more traditional one?

Andrew00 · 04-02-2020 01:46AM

Nothing worse than when there's piss (and even jizz) all over the floor and you need to take a dump

But you're afraid to drop ur pants incase it gets soaked

IamMetaldave · 04-02-2020 01:48AM

Andrew00 wrote: »

Nothing worse than when there's piss (and even jizz) all over the floor and you need to take a dump

But you're afraid to drop ur pants incase it gets soaked

What kinda jacks do you go into????

The Phantom Jipper · 04-02-2020 01:49AM

Andrew00 wrote: »

Nothing worse than when there's piss (and even jizz) all over the floor and you need to take a dump

But you're afraid to drop ur pants incase it gets soaked

What kind of restaurants and bars are you patronising where you're routinely finding jizz on the floor?

Wibbs · 04-02-2020 01:54AM

The Phantom Jipper wrote: »

What kind of restaurants and bars are you patronising where you're routinely finding jizz on the floor?

The kinda place I want to patronise Sir.

Graces7 · 04-02-2020 01:59AM

I get more and more thankful for being housebound.. and solitary

04-02-2020 02:04AM

Graces7 wrote: »

I get more and more thankful for being housebound.. and solitary

Exactly. One could repeatedly identify location as being off the west coast while crying foul on those who dare to speculate where. Then again, one would safely assume this forum is a haven for grown-ups.

BeerWolf · 04-02-2020 02:20AM

Do some acrobats, and avoid touching the seat;

04-02-2020 02:21AM

Wibbs wrote: »

The kinda place I want to patronise Sir.

A manky filthy kip full of spilled semen? I’m not writing about the back seat of the Integra either.

You’d want to take it easy there with the gloryhole porn, Wibbs

04-02-2020 02:28AM

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Women's toilets are surprisingly filthy

Nothing surprising about it. Plenty of ladies jacks in pubs and nightclubs end up looking like someone got stabbed while taking a dump and tried to escape from the cubicle mid-stream. Absolutely rotten stuff.

I’ll never forget the dirtbirds sitting on the sinks in the mens toilets in the point depot at a concert, taking a piss and being shameless about it. Scumbag stuff.

Going to the toilet Men vs Women

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