Going to the toilet Men vs Women

pappyodaniel

Just thinking there that it's pretty much less hygienic for women to use the toilet especially public ones when you have to sit down all the time. As a man I always wash my hands after I go but it's only my prick that I've been handling whilst women have the back of their thighs (which are generally larger than male thighs) in contact with a dirty unknown surface.

I'm thinking that when you sit on a toilet it's actually pretty filthy.


Women, wash your thighs...

Leg End Reject

I hover over a public toilet, my thighs are unsullied.

Rufeo

Cool story bro.

Arghus

Quality threads around here lately.

EmmetSpiceland

Paper the seat, of using public “conveniences” for a sit down.

Paper down in the water too, to provide a buffer and avoid the dreaded “Neptune’s Kiss”.

IamMetaldave

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Just thinking there that it's pretty much less hygienic for women to use the toilet especially public ones when you have to sit down all the time. As a man I always wash my hands after I go but it's only my prick that I've been handling whilst women have the back of their thighs (which are generally larger than male thighs) in contact with a dirty unknown surface.

I'm thinking that when you sit on a toilet it's actually pretty filthy.


Women, wash your thighs...

Never get caught needing to number 2 it publicly? Do you wash your thighs? More chance of whizz on the seat in a lads toilet than the ladies... poor aim and all that..

pappyodaniel

IamMetaldave wrote: »

Never get caught needing to number 2 it publicly? Do you wash your thighs? More chance of whizz on the seat in a lads toilet than the ladies... poor aim and all that..

Women's toilets are surprisingly filthy

decky1

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Just thinking there that it's pretty much less hygienic for women to use the toilet especially public ones when you have to sit down all the time. As a man I always wash my hands after I go but it's only my prick that I've been handling whilst women have the back of their thighs (which are generally larger than male thighs) in contact with a dirty unknown surface.

I'm thinking that when you sit on a toilet it's actually pretty filthy.


Women, wash your thighs...

eh watch your language, their might be Ladies reading this.:eek::D

SmartinMartin

Neptune's kiss..... Lol

tuxy

List of things that have more germs than a toilet seat.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/04/what-has-everything-more-germs-toilet-seat-everything/350109/

Steering wheels have 9 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A computer keyboard has 5 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A desk has 400 times more germs than a toilet seat.
An iPhone has 18 times more germs than a toilet seat.
Kitchen faucets have more germs than toilet handles.
Kitchen sponges and sinks have more germs than a toilet seat.
Restaurant ice-cubes may have more germs than restaurant toilet water.
Restaurant menus and high-chairs have more germs than a typical toilet seat.
Shopping carts have more germs than public restrooms (and escalators).

Leg End Reject

tuxy wrote: »

List of things that have more germs than a toilet seat.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/04/what-has-everything-more-germs-toilet-seat-everything/350109/

Steering wheels have 9 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A computer keyboard has 5 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A desk has 400 times more germs than a toilet seat.
An iPhone has 18 times more germs than a toilet seat.
Kitchen faucets have more germs than toilet handles.
Kitchen sponges and sinks have more germs than a toilet seat.
Restaurant ice-cubes may have more germs than restaurant toilet water.
Restaurant menus and high-chairs have more germs than a typical toilet seat.
Shopping carts have more germs than public restrooms (and escalators).

But none of those have somebody else's arse heat.

tuxy

Leg End Reject wrote: »

But none of those have somebody else's arse heat.

Yes it's the warmth that's the problem not the germs,

tuxy

Has anyone else realised the health benefits of natural squatting?

I Am The Law

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Just thinking there that it's pretty much less hygienic for women to use the toilet especially public ones when you have to sit down all the time. As a man I always wash my hands after I go but it's only my prick that I've been handling whilst women have the back of their thighs (which are generally larger than male thighs) in contact with a dirty unknown surface.

I'm thinking that when you sit on a toilet it's actually pretty filthy.


Women, wash your thighs...

WTF were doing with your prick that it was so bad you had wash your hands after touching it?

Leg End Reject

tuxy wrote: »

Yes it's the warmth that's the problem not the germs,

We all know the germs, urine droplets and traces of blood or faecal matter won't kill us if we were to inadvertently sit on them, but a warm seat is nauseatingly disconcerting. I'd go so far as to say it ruins the day.

tuxy

tuxy wrote: »

Has anyone else realised the health benefits of natural squatting?

If i tried that on a western toilet I'd fall off.

EmmetSpiceland

Leg End Reject wrote: »

but a warm seat is nauseatingly disconcerting. I'd go so far as to say it ruins the day.

It’s funny, in school we’d employ the services, through the threat of violence, of a young boy, from one of the “lower forms”, to warm the toilet seats on those cold winter mornings but there is a big difference between a seat warmed by a youth than that of one warmed by a big, sweaty, hairy “man ass”.

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

It’s funny, in school we’d employ the services, through the threat of violence, of a young boy, from one of the “lower forms”, to warm the toilet seats on those cold winter mornings but there is a big difference between a seat warmed by a youth than that of one warmed by a big, sweaty, hairy “man ass”.

I'm pretty sure you went to my school

Leg End Reject

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

It’s funny, in school we’d employ the services, through the threat of violence, of a young boy, from one of the “lower forms”, to warm the toilet seats on those cold winter mornings but there is a big difference between a seat warmed by a youth than that of one warmed by a big, sweaty, hairy “man ass”.

Did you "tip" him with 5c coins?

I hover.

Andrew00

I always, always, put tissue around the toilet seat before I sit down on it.

Otherwise I just hoover above it

Leg End Reject

Andrew00 wrote: »

I always, always, put tissue around the toilet seat before I sit down on it.

Otherwise I just hoover above it

Do you recommend a bagless hoover, or a more traditional one?

Andrew00

Nothing worse than when there's piss (and even jizz) all over the floor and you need to take a dump

But you're afraid to drop ur pants incase it gets soaked

IamMetaldave

Andrew00 wrote: »

Nothing worse than when there's piss (and even jizz) all over the floor and you need to take a dump

But you're afraid to drop ur pants incase it gets soaked

What kinda jacks do you go into????

The Phantom Jipper

Andrew00 wrote: »

Nothing worse than when there's piss (and even jizz) all over the floor and you need to take a dump

But you're afraid to drop ur pants incase it gets soaked

What kind of restaurants and bars are you patronising where you're routinely finding jizz on the floor?

Wibbs

The Phantom Jipper wrote: »

What kind of restaurants and bars are you patronising where you're routinely finding jizz on the floor?

The kinda place I want to patronise Sir.

Graces7

I get more and more thankful for being housebound.. and solitary

Graces7

Graces7 wrote: »

I get more and more thankful for being housebound.. and solitary

Exactly. One could repeatedly identify location as being off the west coast while crying foul on those who dare to speculate where. Then again, one would safely assume this forum is a haven for grown-ups.

BeerWolf

Do some acrobats, and avoid touching the seat;

Wibbs

Wibbs wrote: »

The kinda place I want to patronise Sir.

A manky filthy kip full of spilled semen? I’m not writing about the back seat of the Integra either.

You’d want to take it easy there with the gloryhole porn, Wibbs

pappyodaniel

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Women's toilets are surprisingly filthy

Nothing surprising about it. Plenty of ladies jacks in pubs and nightclubs end up looking like someone got stabbed while taking a dump and tried to escape from the cubicle mid-stream. Absolutely rotten stuff.

I’ll never forget the dirtbirds sitting on the sinks in the mens toilets in the point depot at a concert, taking a piss and being shameless about it. Scumbag stuff.

Ted_YNWA

Deleted User wrote: »

Exactly. One could repeatedly identify location as being off the west coast while crying foul on those who dare to speculate where. Then again, one would safely assume this forum is a haven for grown-ups.

I think anyone would cry foul if someone was trying to doxx them. Would you be impressed if I was to claim your Paul from 123 Fake Street.

As for there being only grown ups here :rolleyes::rolleyes:

deise08

We had a repeat offender in our job, who guaranteed, would have left half of her deposits on the floor. She also managed to get it on the walls sometimes (talking no.2 here.) . A dog would be tidier.

An Ri rua

tuxy wrote: »

List of things that have more germs than a toilet seat.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/04/what-has-everything-more-germs-toilet-seat-everything/350109/

Steering wheels have 9 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A computer keyboard has 5 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A desk has 400 times more germs than a toilet seat.
An iPhone has 18 times more germs than a toilet seat.
Kitchen faucets have more germs than toilet handles.
Kitchen sponges and sinks have more germs than a toilet seat.
Restaurant ice-cubes may have more germs than restaurant toilet water.
Restaurant menus and high-chairs have more germs than a typical toilet seat.
Shopping carts have more germs than public restrooms (and escalators).

This thread has more germs than a toilet seat 😷

Andrew00

IamMetaldave wrote: »

What kinda jacks do you go into????

Toilets in majority of pubs in the city???

An Ri rua

deise08 wrote: »

We had a repeat offender in our job, who guaranteed, would have left half of her deposits on the floor. She also managed to get it on the walls sometimes (talking no.2 here.) . A dog would be tidier.

Republican??

perrito caliente

Dried shavings of mucus, dead skin, fecal matter, urine, entangled pubic hairs, pimple heads and other human debris, are all to be found on the floors, walls and seats of every public toilet. I cannot believe that people leave their trousers collect around their ankles making contact with these items and more, which then permeate the fabric. Different coloured pubic hairs thread their way through the seam in your slacks, fecal crustations are loosened from the seat hinge and fall onto the band in your underwear.

Meanwhile your thighs are reclaiming tiny droplets of stray urine and sweat from the last occupant of the lavatory.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Women's toilets are surprisingly filthy

Somebody will be along to tell you that it’s not surprising, that women’s loos are always worse. That might be their experience but it wasn’t mine though in my pub and restaurant working days. The men’s were almost always more stank and messy.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

tuxy wrote: »

List of things that have more germs than a toilet seat.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/04/what-has-everything-more-germs-toilet-seat-everything/350109/

Steering wheels have 9 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A computer keyboard has 5 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A desk has 400 times more germs than a toilet seat.
An iPhone has 18 times more germs than a toilet seat.
Kitchen faucets have more germs than toilet handles.
Kitchen sponges and sinks have more germs than a toilet seat.
Restaurant ice-cubes may have more germs than restaurant toilet water.
Restaurant menus and high-chairs have more germs than a typical toilet seat.
Shopping carts have more germs than public restrooms (and escalators).

What kind of bacteria though? That’s more of interest to me than amounts. How much illness-causing bacteria found on each of these things? I mean, a washed hand is still covered in bacteria but it’s the bacteria that’s supposed to be there.

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts

I Am The Law wrote: »

WTF were doing with your prick that it was so bad you had wash your hands after touching it?

You... don’t wash your hands after weeing? There can be cross-contamination from the back passage. Not during the act of weeing necessarily but via sweat when sitting or moving around .

triona1

People using toilets to piss in and diagrams on how to use a toilet and avoid germs that others put there then trying not to put our own germs on top brilliant

Breakfast roll anyone?

Gynoid

tuxy wrote: »

List of things that have more germs than a toilet seat.

https://www.theatlantic.com/national/archive/2011/04/what-has-everything-more-germs-toilet-seat-everything/350109/

Steering wheels have 9 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A computer keyboard has 5 times more germs than a toilet seat.
A desk has 400 times more germs than a toilet seat.
An iPhone has 18 times more germs than a toilet seat.
Kitchen faucets have more germs than toilet handles.
Kitchen sponges and sinks have more germs than a toilet seat.
Restaurant ice-cubes may have more germs than restaurant toilet water.
Restaurant menus and high-chairs have more germs than a typical toilet seat.
Shopping carts have more germs than public restrooms (and escalators).

Why, why, why! did you have to tell me all this?!

Fccwontletmebe

Ever sit on jizz on a toilet seat? Some spasticated fecker jizzed all over the seat in the airport.

Must have knocking one off waiting for the flight.

Lucky I had a bottle off water off me. Off with the jeans and jocks and wetted as much tissue as I could to give me cheeks a clean.

Still pretty pissed off about it to be honest.

stoneill

tuxy wrote: »

Has anyone else realised the health benefits of natural squatting?

This is great if you are always in the nip while having a sh1te.
If not, the gick is ending up in your underpants.

Oink

Obvious Desperate Breakfasts wrote: »

You... don’t wash your hands after weeing? There can be cross-contamination from the back passage. Not during the act of weeing necessarily but via sweat when sitting or moving around .

Do you ever feel like sitting down to have a good cry? You’ve just had to explain to a grown-up why they need to wash their hands after going to the toilet.

Ghosteen

The worst for a man imo is when you're doing a poo and you inadvertently touch the inside of the toilet with your appendage *shudders*. 99 percent of the time I manage to hold it back but on a rare occasion you feel the contact and that's it, too late, disgusted. *shudders again*

Larbre34

Mine touches the water, but it can't be helped.

Its a grim enough world out there, especially for germophobes, but in reality if you didn't encounter bacteria of all sorts in your life, the first common cold you got would kill you. Just use common sense and get on with your toilet business, you'll be fine.

I always think it’s better to wash your hands before taking a pee. After all, which is likely to be cleaner - your hands or Mr Willy?

Deebles McBeebles

The Phantom Jipper wrote: »

What kind of restaurants and bars are you patronising where you're routinely finding jizz on the floor?

Apt username!

Deleted User wrote: »

I always think it’s better to wash your hands before taking a pee. After all, which is likely to be cleaner - your hands or Mr Willy?

Depends where you've been sticking them really.

Ghosteen

Larbre34 wrote:

Its a grim enough world out there, especially for germophobes, but in reality if you didn't encounter bacteria of all sorts in your life, the first common cold you got would kill you. Just use common sense and get on with your toilet business, you'll be fine.

Thanks for the science lesson Dr. Lar. I think most people are aware you need to encounter bacteria to build up immunity. That doesn't mean it's strange to find manky toilets disgusting or not want your cock to touch the inside of a toilet that colleagues have been sh!tting and pissing in all day.

Deebles McBeebles

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Depends where you've been sticking them really.

Well, I have checked this list (provided earlier) and considered if I use Mr Willy in any of the "activities" (answers below)

Steering wheels have 9 times more germs than a toilet seat. - I don't steer the car with it
A computer keyboard has 5 times more germs than a toilet seat. - I don't type with it (well, only by accident)
A desk has 400 times more germs than a toilet seat. I don't get it out on the desk; not these days, anyway
An iPhone has 18 times more germs than a toilet seat. Don't use it for texting, WhatsApp
Kitchen faucets have more germs than toilet handles. Afraid of scalding it on the hot tap
Kitchen sponges and sinks have more germs than a toilet seat. Don't use it for washing up
Restaurant ice-cubes may have more germs than restaurant toilet water. Don't stir my cocktail with it
Restaurant menus and high-chairs have more germs than a typical toilet seat. Usually go for the special. Children have grown up, so not applicable
Shopping carts have more germs than public restrooms (and escalators). Don't walk round Tesco, loading shopping in with both hands and navigating aisles by willy rudder control

So it's a "No from me, Simon!"