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Naked Attraction on Channel 4

  • 24-01-2020 12:34AM
    #1
    bitofabind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭bitofabind


    Can someone please explain to me the reason why anyone would volunteer to go on this show. I've watched about half a dozen episodes from behind my hands out of pure morbid curiosity and it's still a head scratcher to me.

    Imagine going into the office the day after you've gotten your todger / gee out on national TV and been judged in a slow car-crash reveal from arse to tit up?

    Why would someone volunteer to go on this show? WHY?


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  • #2
    Andrew00
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,484 ✭✭✭Andrew00


    Riding


  • #3
    Leg End Reject
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 22,664 ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Narcissism, comfortable in their own skin or the chance to be on TV.

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  • #4
    bitofabind
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 938 ✭✭✭bitofabind


    I'm fairly comfortable in my own skin. I wouldn't volunteer to go on this show though because I'm not clinically insane.


  • #5
    Still waters
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Still waters


    I'd consider myself a fan of the female form but when its out in all its glory on national television i just cringe at the thought of the clowns that subject themselves to it for some unknown reasons, a good lot will regret it in years to come I'd imagine, great story for the grandkids though telling them about the time that granny suzie got the piss flaps out for the world to see


  • #6
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,641 ✭✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    exhibitionism, for the crack


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  • #7
    Church on Tuesday
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    For attention.


  • #8
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,237 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    To bring my huge, perfectly-formed genitals to the public, because that's the kind of a hell of a guy that I am. It'd beat party political broadcasts.


  • #9
    frag420
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,161 ✭✭✭frag420


    bitofabind wrote: »
    I'm fairly comfortable in my own skin. I wouldn't volunteer to go on this show though because I'm not clinically insane.

    Ok we get it micro-cock...


  • #10
    Mad_maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,496 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    They seem to hate each other once they meet on a date fully clothed


  • #11
    Man Vs ManUre
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,808 ✭✭✭Man Vs ManUre


    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    They seem to hate each other once they meet on a date fully clothed

    From the few episodes that I watched, most of them have a 1 night stand after the initial date. And then when they meet up few weeks later they reveal they no longer see each other.


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  • #12
    teroknor83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 200 ✭✭teroknor83


    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    They seem to hate each other once they meet on a date fully clothed

    About 90% of the time. Nearly always happens.


  • #13
    Thelonious Monk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,513 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    After seeing some of this I had to ask myself if humans have evolved to not have any pubic hair since I was born


  • #14
    Gatling
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,291 ✭✭✭✭Gatling


    We now have the naked beach show to go along with it
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  • #15
    randd1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,821 ✭✭✭randd1


    Thelonious Monk wrote: »
    After seeing some of this I had to ask myself if humans have evolved to not have any public hair since I was born

    Didn't realise baldness was that common.


  • #16
    Tchaikovsky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,185 ✭✭✭Tchaikovsky


    They were looking for Irish contestants recently. I wonder how they got on


  • #17
    pure.conya
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 904 ✭✭✭pure.conya


    bitofabind wrote: »
    I'm fairly comfortable in my own skin. I wouldn't volunteer to go on this show though because I'm not clinically insane.

    the good news is being clinically insane isn't a prerequisite to get on the show, you should apply


  • #18
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,475 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    I, for one, won't be applying for the show anytime soon. The world just ain't ready for my jelly. And when I say jelly I mean - jelly.


  • #19
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Andrew00 wrote: »
    Riding
    There are definitely easier ways to get a ride.
    frag420 wrote: »
    Ok we get it micro-cock...
    That is one way to describe the clitoris.


  • #20
    Raconteuse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    pure.conya wrote: »
    the good news is being clinically insane isn't a prerequisite to get on the show, you should apply
    Why would someone, who made it clear how unappealing it is to her, apply?


  • #21
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,032 ✭✭✭Feisar


    A lot of them seem to be professionals of one type or another. I cannot imagine going into the office after being on the show, or client facing?

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • #22
    CrankyHaus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,280 ✭✭✭CrankyHaus


    Is this still running?

    I remember Charlie Brooker taking the piss on Screenwipe years ago and was certain it would be a single season embarrassment (like most ch4 shows these days).

    I think the Brits are a lot more fame and celebrity obsessed than us. For large swathes of British society celebrity culture is THE culture. Just look at how pervasive celebrity driven trends get over there. A friend was thinking of opening a cosmetic surgery practice over in Geordieland where he lives and works because he noticed how prevalent alterations popularised on reality TV were becoming. Morals have been the only thing holding him back.


  • #23
    RobertKK
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,782 ✭✭✭✭RobertKK


    Tchaikovsky wrote: »
    They were looking for Irish contestants recently. I wonder how they got on

    There was a guy on from Derry recently but no one could understand a word he was saying with his accent.


  • #24
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,045 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Man Vs ManUre wrote: »
    From the few episodes that I watched, most of them have a 1 night stand after the initial date. And then when they meet up few weeks later they reveal they no longer see each other.

    To be bold enough to do that on national television would, in my opinion, generally require someone with a bit of heightened sense of self-worth. A bit of an ego, y'know? Someone who fancies the arse off themselves, basically.

    In my limited experience of dealing with people like that, there is only ever enough room for one of those type of people in a relationship as there's only enough 'me, me, me' to go around. Pretty similar to the geordie shore / towie types going out with each other........Having one narcissist might be workable, but two people who are only interested in themselves is doomed to failure.


  • #25
    Hamsterchops
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,024 ✭✭✭Hamsterchops


    Horrendous tats, big tits, wobbly bits, big willies, small todgers, body piercings, cellulite, shaved front bottoms, flabby back bottoms, fat legs, hairy legs, hard nipples, big balls, little balls & birthmarks!

    Much better with their clothes on.


  • #26
    Sardonicat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,475 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    Hamsterchops wrote: »
    Horrendous tats, big tits, wobbly bits, big willies, small todgers, body piercings, cellulite, shaved front bottoms, flabby back bottoms, fat legs, hairy legs, nipples, big balls, little balls & birthmarks!

    And not a single pube in sight!


  • #27
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Hamsterchops wrote: »
    Horrendous tats, big tits, wobbly bits, big willies, small todgers, body piercings, cellulite, shaved front bottoms, flabby back bottoms, fat legs, hairy legs, hard nipples, big balls, little balls & birthmarks!


    Silver-white winters that melt into springs
    These are a few of my favorite things


  • #28
    lainey_d_123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,385 ✭✭✭lainey_d_123


    Hamsterchops wrote: »
    Horrendous tats, big tits, wobbly bits, big willies, small todgers, body piercings, cellulite, shaved front bottoms, flabby back bottoms, fat legs, hairy legs, hard nipples, big balls, little balls & birthmarks!

    Much better with their clothes on.

    Exactly.

    Never seen such a bunch of unattractive people.

    I hate all this stupid 'body positive' stuff where people are encouraged to show off their private parts. It's tacky and gross.


  • #29
    Sleepy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 25,000 ✭✭✭✭Sleepy


    I find it amazing the amount of transgender and "non binary" types that they manage to get on the show. Seems way out of proportion with the general population...

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  • #30
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,059 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    Anyone who's worried about our long term future should stop and worry about our short term prospects.

    As for NA, every time I scroll through it seems to feature a very very gay type - ie gagging for it. Do they try to mix demographic to the correct straight/gay proportion or is it just the sort of thing
    at attracts a character "type".


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  • #31
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,032 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Sleepy wrote: »
    I find it amazing the amount of transgender and "non binary" types that they manage to get on the show. Seems way out of proportion with the general population...

    That's the same everywhere, Late late Toy Show, Aldi ads, etc.

    First they came for the socialists...



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