Looking for a partner. Bored of being single. So who's interested?

Sardonicat · 19-01-2020 09:49PM

beejee wrote: »

*flirts through nose aggressively*

*whinnies appreciatively

19-01-2020 09:49PM

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

I'm afraid I was taking as gospel the stereotype of the cat-owning single lady:o

Prominent_Dawg · 19-01-2020 09:51PM

I'm surprised there's not an anonymous dating thread on here for more people with these kinda needs!

Lyan · 19-01-2020 09:51PM

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

If a guy created a thread like this it would die a death and he'd get no replies, when a girl does it trends and her inbox can't except any more messages /

So your saying that all a guy has to do to get a date is pretend to be a girl?

ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 09:53PM

beejee wrote: »

*flirts through nose aggressively*

Sardonicat wrote: »

*whinnies appreciatively

MEOW!

ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 09:54PM

Lyan wrote: »

So your saying that all a guy has to do to get a date is pretend to be a girl?

Yes ....you are a genius.

Its guys who go the extra distance who win in this game.

AMKC · 19-01-2020 09:55PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

I know I am female and you are female but i don't feel that should count me out from getting a chance at that pussy! :mad:

If you don't have a pussy we are buying one! :P

Sorry if I made you mad. That can be our first argument lol. I am not counting you out. That sounds fun. Sure you can buy me a pussy if you want. I think you get me.

Purple Mountain wrote: »

These threads never end well, OP.

Remember the Galway guy who was looking for a wedding date?
We ripped him to pieces.

Poor guy. So how about meeting up and you?

Gynoid wrote: »

Jaysis OP, surely it cannot be that difficult to meet a nice lad in real life?

Maybe its not a lad I want to meet.

19-01-2020 09:58PM

OMG you’re from Offaly- I’m out.

Hego Damask · 19-01-2020 09:59PM

What the hell is DWTS ?

RMAOK · 19-01-2020 10:01PM

Hego Damask wrote: »

What the hell is DWTS ?

Down with this sort

Loafing Oaf · 19-01-2020 10:03PM

Hego Damask wrote: »

What the hell is DWTS ?

And speaking of cheesy tv shows, this thread has a bit of a theres-something-about-miriam-ebff3630-97e3-4867-9245-71dea2630ed-resize-750.jpeg

vibe about it...

ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 10:03PM

AMKC wrote: »

Sorry if I made you mad. That can be our first argument lol. I am not counting you out. That sounds fun. Sure you can buy me a pussy if you want. I think you get me.

.

*PURRS LOUDLY*

BorneTobyWilde · 19-01-2020 10:04PM

Lyan wrote: »

So your saying that all a guy has to do to get a date is pretend to be a girl?

OP is a girl though.

BorneTobyWilde · 19-01-2020 10:05PM

Hego Damask wrote: »

What the hell is DWTS ?

Dances With The Spa's

corner of hells · 19-01-2020 10:05PM

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

OP is a girl though.

The design on her phone matches her bra , how bout that.

And women say men don't notice things.

beejee · 19-01-2020 10:06PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

MEOW!

Now look, I'm not one to exaggerate, but after that second round of penile reduction surgery just before christmas, I can merely fill the hadron collider in Switzerland. It's an awful angle, to be sure.

Anyway...

*sensuously eclipses sun with newly reduced love pipe*

AMKC · 19-01-2020 10:10PM

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

OP is a girl though.

How did you get that picture of me?

I wish I did look that hot. She is gorgeous.

Hey how did you get that picture of me?

I wish I did look that hot. She is gorgeous.

Sardonicat · 19-01-2020 10:11PM

beejee wrote: »

Now look, I'm not one to exaggerate, but after that second round of penile reduction surgery just before christmas, I can merely fill the hadron collider in Switzerland. It's an awful angle, to be sure.

Anyway...

*sensuously eclipses sun with newly reduced love pipe*

*bolts over the stable door and gallops off in terror

AMKC · 19-01-2020 10:13PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

*PURRS LOUDLY*

:P Rawr

Gynoid · 19-01-2020 10:14PM

corner of hells wrote: »

The design on her phone matches her bra , how bout that.

You noticed that!
I'm a woman and after her boobs I mostly noticed that she has her thumb tangled up in her knickers, poor thing.

beejee · 19-01-2020 10:14PM

Sardonicat wrote: »

*bolts over the stable door and gallops off in terror

*laughs through nostrils as you're caught in gravitational orbit of reduced penis*

corner of hells · 19-01-2020 10:15PM

Gynoid wrote: »

You noticed that!
I'm a woman and after her boobs I mostly noticed that she has her thumb tangled up in her knickers, poor thing.

Hey c'mon, I paid enough attention, I can see shes standing there in her underjocks and bra.

Lyan · 19-01-2020 10:17PM

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

OP is a girl though.

I'm not quite convinced. There could be a Chinese micro-penis hidden in there like.

19-01-2020 10:17PM

I'd definitely chance me arm with a blind date with ILoveYourVibes.

Loafing Oaf · 19-01-2020 10:18PM

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

OP is a girl though.

Nah I'm pretty sure it's
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ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 10:19PM

beejee wrote: »

Now look, I'm not one to exaggerate, but after that second round of penile reduction surgery just before christmas, I can merely fill the hadron collider in Switzerland. It's an awful angle, to be sure.

Anyway...

*sensuously eclipses sun with newly reduced love pipe*

OMG JUST THE MAN I NEED FOR MY GIANT BUCKET FANNY!
DROOLS.

ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 10:19PM

BorneTobyWilde wrote: »

OP is a girl though.

SUBMITS THIS TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMEN THREAD. :cool:

Sardonicat · 19-01-2020 10:21PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

OMG JUST THE MAN I NEED FOR MY GIANT BUCKET FANNY!
DROOLS.

*gratefully let's Vibes deal with Mr. Trop Beaucoup and gallops off to freedom

beejee · 19-01-2020 10:23PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

OMG JUST THE MAN I NEED FOR MY GIANT BUCKET FANNY!
DROOLS.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4uLZAvdCU0

ILoveYourVibes · 19-01-2020 10:27PM

beejee wrote: »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4uLZAvdCU0

:cool:

xx

Looking for a partner. Bored of being single. So who's interested?

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