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Why do the masses gravitate to blandness?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,227 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    I dunno..Have you ever listened to an Adele record?..A couple of her songs I heard on the radio were grand like..inoffensive..I just wouldn't knock her like..

    And anyway, you were going on about a fancy beer above, so you're definitely one of those 'hipsters with notions' I was referring to..

    Do you have a beard yeah?

    No beard, no hipster just anti bland, interesting to talk to somebody who enjoys grand and inoffensive music... that’s... great


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    I dunno..Have you ever listened to an Adele record?..A couple of her songs I heard on the radio were grand like..inoffensive..I just wouldn't knock her like..

    I believe it’s between songs she goes on the offensive. Foul mouth on her; contrary to popular belief


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 109 ✭✭HamSarris


    People are constantly trying to increase their social status. One way to do this is to try and be original and stand out from the crowd.

    By stating, why is X so bland?, why do people find Y funny?, the person is trying to communicate that they have refined tastes, are more intelligent or are more cultured than the next person.

    So if U2 weren’t popular, they’d be threads on boards eulogising them


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,254 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    Many people, busily juggling multiple responsibilities in life, don't have time to endlessly research craft beers or listen to obscure music. I daresay all of us have a particular passion, something we've devoted 10,000 hours to or know more about than 99% of people. It could be gardening, cooking, gaming, abstract art, nineteeth-century French poetry, etc. But most of us don't have time for more than one or two such passions in our lives, and so we have to be mainstream about everything else.

    In another thread, a poster talked about the appreciation he developed for the experimental, avant-garde music of Autechre over years of deep, attentive listening. To put this in perspective, their latest release is 8 hours of dense, abstract electronica.

    That is all very well for some — and I appreciate his dedication to the band and the genre — but it's just a reality that most people don't have the time. That doesn't mean they should be disparaged for humming along to pop songs in the car or drinking a pint of Carlsberg in a pub.

    Respectfully I disagree.

    I've a very busy life with work and kids but you don't need endless time to try something new and different.

    I will try a new craft beer just to see what it's like. Most mainstream lager tastes exactly the same. Why not lift a can or bottle of something that's not sold in every pub in the land.

    Music is the same. Go on to Spotify and listen to a different genre. Shazam is great for getting the names of music you might never know. I've found some seriously random music recently that is very good. My mate also sends me songs which are likely to never get close to the charts. We had friends over recently for drinks and I had a Spotify playlist on. One of the lads told me I had a brilliant taste in music and he admitted he really only listens to kodaline when he's driving. I shared the mix with him and told him to keep searching and listening to anything random. He has since messaged me back with some really good stuff I'd never heard of!!

    There is a huge amount of everything from food to clothing to music that 90% of people will never venture towards be it through laziness or that they are content with what they know.


  • Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Strumms wrote: »
    No beard, no hipster just anti bland, interesting to talk to somebody who enjoys grand and inoffensive music... that’s... great

    Ha..I never said I enjoyed Adele..I said I wouldn't knock it..let people like what they like..


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  • Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Maybe I'm just not sophisticated enough..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,321 ✭✭✭jackboy


    I think if everyone tried out different non mainstream beers for a few weeks, 90% would never return to bud, carlsberg or Heineken again.


  • Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    jackboy wrote: »
    I think if everyone tried out different non mainstream beers for a few weeks, 90% would never return to bud, carlsberg or Heineken again.

    Didn't everyone do that in 2016?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,321 ✭✭✭jackboy


    Didn't everyone do that in 2016?

    I’ll prob regret asking but what happened in 2016.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,132 ✭✭✭✭is_that_so


    The drinks industry. The most bland and tasteless products are the best sellers

    The music industry. Adeles music is absolutely dreadful, but it is manufactured in such away to appeal world wide. Bland, mid tempo, inoffensive supermarket music. Her last album sold 50, 000, 000 times
    Ooh , this sounds like a rant by a fanboi cos his band has "sold out"! Sure let them at it. Live and let live, man!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,282 ✭✭✭Greyfox


    jackboy wrote: »
    I think if everyone tried out different non mainstream beers for a few weeks, 90% would never return to bud, carlsberg or Heineken again.

    Not true, craft beer is too beery for some people's tastes and some people can't be bothered with something been an acquired taste. I love Erdinger but sometimes you can't beat a light beer like Heiniken, it depends on my mood.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭Jinglejangle69


    Craft beer is piss.

    Raspberry flavored beer produced in some piss ridden shed in Wicklow called some quirky name.

    You’re grand mate I’ll stick with Heineken.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Craft beer is piss.

    Raspberry flavored beer produced in some piss ridden shed in Wicklow called some quirky name.

    You’re grand mate I’ll stick with Heineken.

    There’s no start to your depth of knowledge on the topic


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,321 ✭✭✭jackboy


    Greyfox wrote: »
    Not true, craft beer is too beery for some people's tastes and some people can't be bothered with something been an acquired taste. I love Erdinger but sometimes you can't beat a light beer like Heiniken, it depends on my mood.
    There are so many different beers out there though you will find something you like no matter your tastes. There are lots of lovely light beers that are way nicer than heiniken.

    I suppose the issue is that these are not widely available in pubs whereas Heineken is.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,565 ✭✭✭Jinglejangle69


    jackboy wrote: »
    There are so many different beers out there though you will find something you like no matter your tastes. There are lots of lovely light beers that are way nicer than heiniken.

    I suppose the issue is that these are not widely available in pubs whereas Heineken is.

    Thanks Christ for that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 19,914 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    jackboy wrote: »
    There are so many different beers out there though you will find something you like no matter your tastes. There are lots of lovely light beers that are way nicer than heiniken.

    I suppose the issue is that these are not widely available in pubs whereas Heineken is.

    Yes, park your angst it's party time.
    There might even be a band :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,034 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Everyone I know just drinks lyons or barrys. Lol try some ginzeng like

    Was with a wan years ago and she offered me a cuppa, lemon or peach she said. No just a drop of milk please I replied. We knew in that moment it wasn't going to last, that I was her bit of rough.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Posts: 7,852 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Popular things are popular because they’re popular.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    The exception is water. Its bland and its not something we gravitate towards.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    If anyone can have it, I don't want it :) No, I think it's because mild beer and mild music is palatable without taxing your mind or evoking any tricky or complex emotions. Wind-down products.

    Reminds me of someone who said he hates anything, as soon as it gets popular, which is illogical and could rule out something very good. And plenty of popular things were once obscure and only appreciated by those who would consider themselves to be discerning connoisseurs!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,648 ✭✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Allinall wrote: »
    95% of boards posters are outliers.

    I'm not


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    Suppose its just that pop is the compromise that enough people can agree on.

    Some want death metal, some want funk. We've the one radio, we'll meet in the center at pop.

    My colleagues can have 104 on in the background at work all day and I'm only ever mildly annoyed*.
    There may even be the rare moment of pleasure.

    Most of its so vanilla you don't even hear it.


    *(except if it's lighthouse family, or m people)

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,846 ✭✭✭✭maccored


    blandness is the lowest common denominator.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    maccored wrote: »
    blandness is the lowest common denominator.

    Not necesarrily the LCD just need something contagious they can latch onto and tag along. Like how a new bacteria joins a cluster under the microscope? Something perpetually hip; that will keep them hopping along. Could be anything really...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭RWCNT


    tdf7187 wrote: »
    U2 are the biggest band in the world, and if you think the likes of Running to Stand Still and Bullet the Blue Sky, and Acrobat are bland, then you have no ears. Granted they've churned out some mediocre stuff also.

    I've a friend who constantly disregards any music she doesn't like as "bland" or "lacking in feeling" if she's feeling like a critic that day - drives me mad. All music is simply notes and rhythm, any "feeling" you take from it is solely your response to it.


  • Posts: 7,713 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Yeah..the Joshua tree was pretty epic back in the day..as were a few more..


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,633 ✭✭✭✭Widdershins


    Super point RWCNT.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,063 ✭✭✭riemann


    maccored wrote: »
    blandness is the lowest common denominator.

    The definition of blandness is every tom dick and harriet painting everything in their homes grey.

    Grey. The most bland colour imaginable, and depressing.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 19,914 ✭✭✭✭elperello


    riemann wrote: »
    The definition of blandness is every tom dick and harriet painting everything in their homes grey.

    Grey. The most bland colour imaginable, and depressing.

    Takes the dirt well though...............just saying :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,034 ✭✭✭Feisar


    riemann wrote: »
    The definition of blandness is every tom dick and harriet painting everything in their homes grey.

    Grey. The most bland colour imaginable, and depressing.

    Is white by definition not the blandest colour? Thank god I have arctic blonde on the walls!

    First they came for the socialists...



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