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Danish Football Fan Chant

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  • #62
    Collie D
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,585 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Yeah a pretty run of the mill football chant and the indignation levels go through the roof. Not only that but the entire Danish education system is called into question. Jesus wept.

    I would have thought the Danes chanting in English is quite a good reflection on their education system.

    Imagine Anto and Deco from Finglas chanting through Copenhagen in Danish....

    I’d question the standard of the Irish education system more if they were teaching Danish.


  • #63
    partyguinness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Education_Index


  • #64
    Bigbagofcans
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,164 ✭✭✭Bigbagofcans


    HorrorScope wrote: »
    What have the Danish ever done apart from tasty biscuits and pastries?

    Make everyone less look short and inferior.


  • #65
    namloc1980
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,775 ✭✭✭✭namloc1980


    "Sh1t part of Nazi Germany".


  • #66
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    In your Danish slums,
    You look in the dustbin for something to eat,
    You find a dead rat and you think it's a treat,
    In your Danish slums
    In your Danish slums,
    You **** on the carpet, you piss in the bath,
    You finger your grandma, and think its a laugh,
    In your Danish slums
    In your Danish slums,
    You speak in an accent exceedingly rare,
    You wear a red tracksuit and have curly hair,
    In your Danish slums
    In your Danish slums,
    Your mum's on the game and your dad's in the nick,
    You can't get a job 'cos you're too ****ing thick,
    In your Danish slums
    In your Danish slums


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  • #67
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 6,736 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Peter Schmeichel
    You're a w*nker
    You're a w*nker

    Peter Schmeichel
    You're a w*nker
    You're a w*nker


  • #68
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,722 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    partyguinness wrote: »
    Imagine Anto and Deco from Finglas chanting through Copenhagen in Danish....

    At sluge en kamel!!


  • #69
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Denmark actually has a decent indigenous soccer culture for a country not much bigger than ours. A national team who've won a major championship, a competent Football Association and a league that isn't just a load of middle aged LARPers trying to live out their Hooligan fantasies.

    I went to a League of Ireland game about a decade ago and I swear it was like an arena scene out of Planet of the Apes, right down to the English accents.

    My son was with me and I leant down to him, urging him not to engage in the hooting and baring of his teeth himself. There are times when he has to make his voice heard but, in the middle of a mob, silence can be just as devastating.

    I promised him we would never have to go to a League of Ireland game again, and I never did. I doubt he has either.

    Anyway, there's a lot we can learn from the Danes about being soccer fans.


  • #70
    tuxy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    razorblunt wrote: »
    Danish is a garbage language for garbage people.


    9-9.



  • #71
    dundalkfc10
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,719 ✭✭✭dundalkfc10


    imme wrote: »
    I witnessed a couple of thousand Danish football fans marching through the city centre heading towards Lansdowne Road this evening.

    The usual thing, a big drum, men with flags wrapped around them, some with scarves tied around their hands.

    Then there was some chanting.

    They sang what sounded like

    "You Are The S H I T Part Of England".

    Is the Danish education system that bad!

    Not as good as the Dundalk fans to Linfield last week

    "Your Irish and you know you are"

    "The Brits don't even want ya, The Brits don't even want ya ha ha ha"

    "Your only here for your passports"

    Our friends from the North didn't find them too funny:D


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  • #72
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    20Wheel wrote: »
    They fought alongside the nazis. Had a danish freikorps and danish ss.

    Nazi collaborators them danes.

    If you're going to go down that route, then every single country that they invaded was a Nazi country. And Ireland too, what with Sean Russell.


  • #73
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,642 ✭✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    NeinNeinNein wrote: »
    Peter Schmeichel
    You're a w*nker
    You're a w*nker

    Peter Schmeichel
    You're a w*nker
    You're a w*nker

    can easily be adapted for the current Danish 'keeper too...


  • #74
    20Wheel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    Skylinehead wrote: »
    If you're going to go down that route, then every single country that they invaded was a Nazi country. And Ireland too, what with Sean Russell.

    Doesn't work. Irelands never had a Nazi govt*, Denmark has.


    * Leo aside.

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



  • #75
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    20Wheel wrote: »
    Doesn't work. Irelands never had a Nazi govt*, Denmark has.


    * Leo aside.

    Like they had a choice?


  • #76
    20Wheel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    Skylinehead wrote: »
    Like they had a choice?

    fd-parade.jpg

    Excuses excuses.

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



  • #77
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    aapastry.png


  • #78
    fatknacker
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 ✭✭✭fatknacker


    Why do the Scandies have nice smooth bronze skin and we have doughy cottage cheese bdearg skin?


  • #79
    questionmark?
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,090 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    dundalkfc10 wrote: »
    Not as good as the Dundalk fans to Linfield last week

    "Your Irish and you know you are"

    "The Brits don't even want ya, The Brits don't even want ya ha ha ha"

    "Your only here for your passports"

    Our friends from the North didn't find them too funny:D

    Funny because it's all true :p


  • #80
    LaFuton
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 784 ✭✭✭LaFuton


    thats a vague sweeping generalisation there fatknacker, why dont you slow down posty, ive been to scandiland and encountered many blotchey fugly fat messes just walking around. quite a few good looking people too but sure ye can get them everywhere, even crossmolina.


  • #81
    Bobblehats
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


    LaFuton wrote: »
    aapastry.png

    You know what that looks like right?!?! It looks like McIlroy doesn’t like Danish pastries.


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  • #82
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    LaFuton wrote: »
    thats a vague sweeping generalisation there fatknacker, why dont you slow down posty, ive been to scandiland and encountered many blotchey fugly fat messes just walking around. quite a few good looking people too but sure ye can get them everywhere, even crossmolina.

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  • #83
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    LaFuton wrote: »
    thats a vague sweeping generalisation there fatknacker, why dont you slow down posty, ive been to scandiland and encountered many blotchey fugly fat messes just walking around. quite a few good looking people too but sure ye can get them everywhere, even crossmolina.

    Rye bread, apparently. They also have nice summers than us and even the winter is sunny but cold. They may not get more sunlight than us but they get quality sunlight


  • #84
    Montage of Feck
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,449 ✭✭✭Montage of Feck


    20Wheel wrote: »
    Guess they're the **** part of Germany then.

    Weren't they part of the axis forces in ww2.

    Nazi Danish.

    They evacuated nearly their entire Jewish population before the actual Nazis got them.

    🙈🙉🙊



  • #85
    20Wheel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    Montage of Feck wrote: »
    They evacuated nearly their entire Jewish population before the actual Nazis got them.

    51Jsv8DPcCL._SX362_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



  • #86
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    20Wheel wrote: »
    51Jsv8DPcCL._SX362_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg

    Wow! I wonder did they meet up with Sean Russell and the other Nazis loving I.R.A. lads


  • #87
    frosty123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 565 ✭✭✭frosty123


    Yep, as well as the fascist saluting blueshirts


  • #88
    partyguinness
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    Lads, now would be a good time to acquaint everyone with this rule. This speed at which it went to the Nazis must be some sort of record.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law


  • #89
    20Wheel
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 728 ✭✭✭20Wheel


    Edgware wrote: »
    Wow! I wonder did they meet up with Sean Russell and the other Nazis loving I.R.A. lads

    413px-Frikorps_Danmark.jpg

    Putin is a dictator. Putin should face justice at the Hague. All good Russians should work to depose Putin. Russias war in Ukraine is illegal and morally wrong.



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