Best pleasure you've experienced?

Redneck Reject · 31-10-2019 7:35pm

Just now a trick or treater no more than 5 years old. Was more interested in my dogs than getting candy. And asking me if he could take them home,

bmc58 · 31-10-2019 7:37pm

padd b1975 wrote: »

Being able to scratch my leg after it being ten weeks in a cast.

Oh yes.Been there done that.

bmc58 · 31-10-2019 7:47pm

Redneck Reject wrote: »

That's a nice size. Did you enjoy the meal or released it?

I sold it to a local fish shop.It was 45 years ago(I was 16 at the time) and got £14 for it.Gave my brother a share as he was with me.No catch and release then,though salmon were getting scarce even then.Caught many more after that as I got older ,biggest 21lbs.Hooking a salmon is a thrill thats hard to describe.

irishguitarlad · 31-10-2019 7:54pm

Passing exams university exams, especially the ones that you have to repeat.

On the way to Nice from Marseille during the summer and I had the runs in the bus. There was no toilet and I had to hold It in until the bus stopped at a service station. When the bus stopped I took off sprinting to the toilets and exploded in there. The relief was amazing.

Eating food in Italy is up there. First time I tried real Spanish food in Sevilla was great as well.

The first dates with my girlfriend were amazing.

mr_fegelien · 31-10-2019 10:03pm

khaldrogo wrote: »

Morphine in hospital

Did you get itchy aftewards? Remember in the States I took hydrocodone and it was nice for 3 hours then I itched terribly afterwards. Didn't have any antihistamines nearby. Worst feeling EVER.

mr_fegelien · 31-10-2019 10:05pm

irishguitarlad wrote: »

Passing exams university exams, especially the ones that you have to repeat.

On the way to Nice from Marseille during the summer and I had the runs in the bus. There was no toilet and I had to hold It in until the bus stopped at a service station. When the bus stopped I took off sprinting to the toilets and exploded in there. The relief was amazing.

Eating food in Italy is up there. First time I tried real Spanish food in Sevilla was great as well.

The first dates with my girlfriend were amazing.

When did you go to Nice. I went back in July 2016. Booked tickets and then two weeks later, the Islamist run over people with his truck. Almost decided to cancel but went. Was beautiful anyway.

Nice isn't even the capital of France yet it looks 50x better than Dublin. Anyone who says Dublin isn't a kip should visit small European cities and tell me otherwise.

BalcombeSt4 · 31-10-2019 10:37pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Did you get deja vu on ecstasy? It seemed to be a feature of my first ecstasy tablet.

Not exactly deja vu, but I remeber a few different times I took E's that were kinda trippy, and when I lit up a fag it would be gone to the butt after one drag.

Good Opiates & Benzos are without doubt the most relaxing & euphoric substances on earth.

BalcombeSt4 · 31-10-2019 10:47pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

Did you get itchy aftewards? Remember in the States I took hydrocodone and it was nice for 3 hours then I itched terribly afterwards. Didn't have any antihistamines nearby. Worst feeling EVER.

I never took Hydrocodone but Codeine always made me really itchy, Dihydrocodeine I found to be a more euphoric Opiate than Coodeine & Tramdol & less of the itchy feeling with the same sort of tolerance levels but harder to find.

4Ad · 31-10-2019 10:57pm

BalcombeSt4 wrote: »

Not exactly deja vu, but I remeber a few different times I took E's that were kinda trippy, and when I lit up a fag it would be gone to the butt after one drag.

Good Opiates & Benzos are without doubt the most relaxing & euphoric substances on earth.

What are good Opiates and Benzos, I'm not being smart, just curious maybe a bit too curious, ahem..

dazftw · 31-10-2019 10:58pm

Honestly, eating a slice of my mam's apple tart.

mr_fegelien · 31-10-2019 11:06pm

4Ad wrote: »

What are good Opiates and Benzos, I'm not being smart, just curious maybe a bit too curious, ahem..

Benzos I must say aren't euphoric by themselves but extremely relaxing and more importantly, enable you to "power through the day".

I remember getting them prescribed then subsequently addicted. (Took 600 in the span of two months). When I was on them, My mood was entirely stable throughout the whole day. I remember having an argument with my parents and then a rough day in school but I didn't feel any emotional distress, have any suicidal thoughts etc...Anything bad that happens during the day doesn't phase you and you can "get on with life".

That simply wouldn't be possible without them.

ILoveYourVibes · 31-10-2019 11:52pm

Standing up for someone smaller than me.

ILoveYourVibes · 31-10-2019 11:53pm

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Standing up for someone smaller than me.

MADE ME FEEL LIKE A GIANT!:P

landmarkjohn · 31-10-2019 11:53pm

Getting an open air full body massage on a beach in Cambodia with the sounds of the water lapping in after a day on the dirt bike! Bliss, will stay with me forever.

ILoveYourVibes · 01-11-2019 12:00am

landmarkjohn wrote: »

Getting an open air full body massage on a beach in Cambodia with the sounds of the water lapping in after a day on the dirt bike! Bliss, will stay with me forever.

Sounds divine!

Gael23 · 01-11-2019 10:42pm

Anus Von Skidmark wrote: »

That may explain why poopsturbating is so enjoyable.

What does poopsturbating involve?

irishguitarlad · 02-11-2019 11:26am

mr_fegelien wrote: »

When did you go to Nice. I went back in July 2016. Booked tickets and then two weeks later, the Islamist run over people with his truck. Almost decided to cancel but went. Was beautiful anyway.

Nice isn't even the capital of France yet it looks 50x better than Dublin. Anyone who says Dublin isn't a kip should visit small European cities and tell me otherwise.

Hey, sorry there just saw your reply now. I went around the first week in August. It is a beautiful place alright, the outdoor market they have is huge and I tried that shocca pancake thing they eat there. The old town is really nice with its narrow streets and the cathedral. The russian Eastern orthodox church is cool as well as the musee Matisse. Then went up to the viewpoint and got the typical photo of the seafront below stretching into the distance. Finished the day eating an ice-cream along the English promenade.

sbsquarepants · 06-11-2019 11:16am

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Would you be into that “Plimkin” thing I’ve heard lads on here talk about on here before as well?

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Jaysus, i'm almost afraid to ask....almost.

WTF is plimkin?

Graces7 · 06-11-2019 12:11pm

khaldrogo wrote: »

Morphine in hospital

Yeah; feeling the pain ebbing as the drug takes over. like waves on the beach.

RobbingBandit · 06-11-2019 12:32pm

Nothing is better than schadenfreude it's bliss

m5ex9oqjawdg2i · 06-11-2019 12:35pm

Simi wrote: »

First time I got black out drunk as a kid. I just remember this feeling of warmth and euphoria. It never felt the same way again.

Chasing the flagon...

... I'll get my coat. :pac:

Hoboo · 06-11-2019 12:35pm

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Nothing is better than schadenfreude it's bliss

Apt handle.

EmmetSpiceland · 06-11-2019 3:19pm

sbsquarepants wrote: »

Jaysus, i'm almost afraid to ask....almost.

WTF is plimkin?

I may have coined it wrong, I’ve been corrected before. Might be “plumkin”.

Anyway, it’s when a lady gives you a blowjob while you’re taking a “dump” on the toilet.

Definitely not something I’d be into, sounds incredibly “unpleasant”.

Feisar · 06-11-2019 3:40pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I may have coined it wrong, I’ve been corrected before. Might be “plumkin”.

Anyway, it’s when a lady gives you a blowjob while you’re taking a “dump” on the toilet.

Definitely not something I’d be into, sounds incredibly “unpleasant”.

What's it called when she gives you a blowjob while she's taking a dump.

EmmetSpiceland · 06-11-2019 3:48pm

Feisar wrote: »

What's it called when she gives you a blowjob while she's taking a dump.

A “nikmulp”?

the beer revolu · 06-11-2019 3:58pm

Feisar wrote: »

What's it called when she gives you a blowjob while she's taking a dump.

A pusher

Snipp · 06-11-2019 4:05pm

mr_fegelien wrote: »

I think alcohol actually depletes some opioid receptors in your brain causing you to need more to feel the same effect over time, just like with any drug.

It acts on gaba receptors

Andreas77 · 06-11-2019 4:28pm

There was a guy in college who I was flat mate. I was paranoid of this guy, because he was, as you say, a trickster, somewhat mischievous, a prankster. I started to suspect he was doing something with fluids to our food or clothes, he was very special, reason being, I had once asked him for class notes (I had missed the class, I was depressed at the time, I had no girlfriend and I went once a week to a counsellor, mainly for certificates to avoid exams), and he had given me the copy book, which on opening I discovered many pages stuck together, and shots of goop, all dried etc. Some spitter spatter. True to word, enclosed in this pamphlet were the class notes, although it was unpleasant to duplicate.Was embarrassing I think maybe he kept this notebook beside his bed and when the need took him, he would at night shoot these loads on the same copybook he used for taking notes. As it was all dried up (the material), I doubt it was a practical joke at my expenses. I wonder where he is now.

sbsquarepants · 06-11-2019 4:29pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I may have coined it wrong, I’ve been corrected before. Might be “plumkin”.

Anyway, it’s when a lady gives you a blowjob while you’re taking a “dump” on the toilet.

Definitely not something I’d be into, sounds incredibly “unpleasant”.

:eek::eek:

Plimkin , plumkin, whatever.

It's a no from me. In fact not even if Dua Lipa begged me to let her try it!

Andreas77 · 06-11-2019 4:36pm

Best pleasure? Easy. A hot and sticky buttocks (female) with my face right up in that clammy chasm. "Wedged" via the point of my nose,. This was around 2005

Best pleasure you've experienced?

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