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What's the best pub/club for getting the ride?

  • 24-09-2019 06:19PM
    #1
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭


    I'm heading out tonight.


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  • #2
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    I'm heading out tonight.

    Where are you thinking baby?


  • #3
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Where are you thinking baby?

    Anywhere in the city centre.


  • #4
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 57,077 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    The Jockey Club.


  • #5
    corks finest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭corks finest


    Wrap up well boy,,,,,,, STD waiting otherwise


  • #6
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Anywhere in the city centre.

    New York, Amsterdam, London, Dublin or Rome. Honourable mention to Helsinki?


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  • #7
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    New York, Amsterdam, London, Dublin or Rome. Honourable mention to Helsinki?

    Dublin


  • #8
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 26,296 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    14dMoney wrote: »
    I'm heading out tonight.

    A/S/L?












































    (Only the oldies will get the reference :D )


  • #9
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    corks finest wrote: »
    Wrap up well boy,,,,,,, STD waiting otherwise

    It's fine, I've already got one.


  • #10
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Dublin

    Ukulele night in the Stags head on Dame lane. Great craic and loads of women and men there( you haven't specified your pref yet). It is basically a glorified Karaoke with live music, well worth a look.


  • #11
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Ukulele night in the Stags head on Dame lane. Great craic and loads of women and men there( you haven't specified your pref yet). It is basically a glorified Karaoke with live music, well worth a look.

    Dame lane is great at the weekends. I always go for the fat single chick who's tagging along with a hen party.


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  • #12
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Dame lane is great at the weekends. I always go for the fat single chick who's tagging along with a hen party.

    Do you fancy fat birds?


  • #13
    IrishLad90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 849 ✭✭✭IrishLad90


    The trinity , 1 Sussex road

    Thank me later


  • #14
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Do you fancy fat birds?

    Nah, there just a sure fire ride if a friend is getting married.


  • #15
    Ubbquittious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,371 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Dame lane is great at the weekends. I always go for the fat single chick who's tagging along with a hen party.

    Good plan. I've always been a bit of a Chubby Chaser myself.


  • #16
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,712 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    OP if you say you're a nurse, try Copper Face Jacks.


  • #17
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    Ubbquittious wrote: »
    Good plan. I've always been a bit of a Chubby Chaser myself.

    They're great aren't they? I always loved grabbing two random folds, pushing them together, and thus creating another hole to put my knob into!


  • #18
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Nah, there just a sure fire ride if a friend is getting married.

    I wouldn't be so sure.....

    Anyway, if your standards are that low I am sure you should be fine getting a ride. Good luck with that and enjoy. Wrap up btw.


  • #19
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,346 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Ubbquittious wrote: »
    Good plan. I've always been a bit of a Chubby Chaser myself.

    Is that because they tend to be a bit easier to catch?


  • #20
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    banie01 wrote: »
    Is that because they tend to be a bit easier to catch?

    As an expert whaler, I'd say that's a misconception. The ritual is just more rigid, and you generally don't have to go off script.


  • #21
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,519 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    The furry bog.... You'll catch anything ya want.


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  • #22
    IrishLad90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 849 ✭✭✭IrishLad90


    South William street any day of the week :)


  • #23
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    Still waters wrote: »
    Yea, low self esteem and will put anything in their mouth

    I always try and do them from behind. There's something so breathtaking about the sheer size of what's in front of you.


  • #24
    corks finest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,880 ✭✭✭corks finest


    14dMoney wrote:
    It's fine, I've already got one.

    1 FFS that's only the starter


  • #25
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    corks finest wrote: »
    1 FFS that's only the starter

    Which would you recommend?


  • #26
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,266 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    banie01 wrote: »
    Is that because they tend to be a bit easier to catch?

    Big birds don't fly.


  • #27
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    whisky_galore wrote: »
    Big birds don't fly.

    They can bounce quite high though


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
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    IrishLad90 wrote: »
    South William street any day of the week :)

    Never thought of SWS if you're after the ride. Pyg and Grogans would be more after-work venues, or just for casual drinks. Alfies a more chilled vibe too. Haven't been to Dakota in years, maybe that's what you're talking about?


  • #29
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    Never thought of SWS if you're after the ride. Pyg and Grogans would be more after-work venues, or just for casual drinks. Alfies a more chilled vibe too. Haven't been to Dakota in years, maybe that's what you're talking about?

    When I was in college, I met a girl in Pyg and she let me ride her up the arse.


  • #30
    FishOnABike
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,364 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    14dMoney wrote: »
    I'm heading out tonight.

    You won't get far on fourteen old pennies!


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  • #31
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    FishOnABike wrote: »
    You won't get far on fourteen old pennies!

    I generally ask for a small glass of tap water and a straw. Then I pretend it's vodka and tonic.


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