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What's the best pub/club for getting the ride?

  • 24-09-2019 5:19pm
    #1
    14dMoney
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    I'm heading out tonight.


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  • #2
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    I'm heading out tonight.

    Where are you thinking baby?


  • #3
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Where are you thinking baby?

    Anywhere in the city centre.


  • #4
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,058 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    The Jockey Club.


  • #5
    corks finest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,748 ✭✭✭corks finest


    Wrap up well boy,,,,,,, STD waiting otherwise


  • #6
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Anywhere in the city centre.

    New York, Amsterdam, London, Dublin or Rome. Honourable mention to Helsinki?


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  • #7
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    New York, Amsterdam, London, Dublin or Rome. Honourable mention to Helsinki?

    Dublin


  • #8
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,753 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    14dMoney wrote: »
    I'm heading out tonight.

    A/S/L?












































    (Only the oldies will get the reference :D )


  • #9
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    corks finest wrote: »
    Wrap up well boy,,,,,,, STD waiting otherwise

    It's fine, I've already got one.


  • #10
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Dublin

    Ukulele night in the Stags head on Dame lane. Great craic and loads of women and men there( you haven't specified your pref yet). It is basically a glorified Karaoke with live music, well worth a look.


  • #11
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Ukulele night in the Stags head on Dame lane. Great craic and loads of women and men there( you haven't specified your pref yet). It is basically a glorified Karaoke with live music, well worth a look.

    Dame lane is great at the weekends. I always go for the fat single chick who's tagging along with a hen party.


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  • #12
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Dame lane is great at the weekends. I always go for the fat single chick who's tagging along with a hen party.

    Do you fancy fat birds?


  • #13
    IrishLad90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 849 ✭✭✭IrishLad90


    The trinity , 1 Sussex road

    Thank me later


  • #14
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    Do you fancy fat birds?

    Nah, there just a sure fire ride if a friend is getting married.


  • #15
    Ubbquittious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Dame lane is great at the weekends. I always go for the fat single chick who's tagging along with a hen party.

    Good plan. I've always been a bit of a Chubby Chaser myself.


  • #16
    YFlyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,717 ✭✭✭YFlyer


    OP if you say you're a nurse, try Copper Face Jacks.


  • #17
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    Ubbquittious wrote: »
    Good plan. I've always been a bit of a Chubby Chaser myself.

    They're great aren't they? I always loved grabbing two random folds, pushing them together, and thus creating another hole to put my knob into!


  • #18
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Nah, there just a sure fire ride if a friend is getting married.

    I wouldn't be so sure.....

    Anyway, if your standards are that low I am sure you should be fine getting a ride. Good luck with that and enjoy. Wrap up btw.


  • #19
    banie01
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,294 ✭✭✭✭banie01


    Ubbquittious wrote: »
    Good plan. I've always been a bit of a Chubby Chaser myself.

    Is that because they tend to be a bit easier to catch?


  • #20
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    banie01 wrote: »
    Is that because they tend to be a bit easier to catch?

    As an expert whaler, I'd say that's a misconception. The ritual is just more rigid, and you generally don't have to go off script.


  • #21
    punisher5112
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,644 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    The furry bog.... You'll catch anything ya want.


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  • #22
    IrishLad90
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 849 ✭✭✭IrishLad90


    South William street any day of the week :)


  • #23
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    Still waters wrote: »
    Yea, low self esteem and will put anything in their mouth

    I always try and do them from behind. There's something so breathtaking about the sheer size of what's in front of you.


  • #24
    corks finest
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,748 ✭✭✭corks finest


    14dMoney wrote:
    It's fine, I've already got one.

    1 FFS that's only the starter


  • #25
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    corks finest wrote: »
    1 FFS that's only the starter

    Which would you recommend?


  • #26
    whisky_galore
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,814 ✭✭✭✭whisky_galore


    banie01 wrote: »
    Is that because they tend to be a bit easier to catch?

    Big birds don't fly.


  • #27
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    whisky_galore wrote: »
    Big birds don't fly.

    They can bounce quite high though


  • #28
    [Deleted User]
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    IrishLad90 wrote: »
    South William street any day of the week :)

    Never thought of SWS if you're after the ride. Pyg and Grogans would be more after-work venues, or just for casual drinks. Alfies a more chilled vibe too. Haven't been to Dakota in years, maybe that's what you're talking about?


  • #29
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »
    Never thought of SWS if you're after the ride. Pyg and Grogans would be more after-work venues, or just for casual drinks. Alfies a more chilled vibe too. Haven't been to Dakota in years, maybe that's what you're talking about?

    When I was in college, I met a girl in Pyg and she let me ride her up the arse.


  • #30
    FishOnABike
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,636 ✭✭✭FishOnABike


    14dMoney wrote: »
    I'm heading out tonight.

    You won't get far on fourteen old pennies!


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  • #31
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    FishOnABike wrote: »
    You won't get far on fourteen old pennies!

    I generally ask for a small glass of tap water and a straw. Then I pretend it's vodka and tonic.


  • #32
    Leg End Reject
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 18,664 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    14dMoney wrote: »
    When I was in college, I met a girl in Pyg and she let me ride her up the arse.

    Was she fat?
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #33
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    When I was in college, I met a girl in Pyg and she let me ride her up the arse.

    How did that work out for you?


  • #34
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    Leg End Reject wrote: »
    Was she fat?

    Nah. Chances of a taco chip being eaten recently is too high.


  • #35
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    IAMAMORON wrote: »
    How did that work out for you?

    Grand. The knob was a bit raw afterwards, but it peeled and was fine in a few days.


  • #36
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Nah. Chances of a taco chip being eaten recently is too high.

    First inclines of irrationality and incoherence. Are you full of shít and running out of ideas by any chance?


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  • #37
    IAMAMORON
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,078 ✭✭✭IAMAMORON


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Grand. The knob was a bit raw afterwards, but it peeled and was fine in a few days.

    His or yours?


  • #38
    Ubbquittious
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,292 ✭✭✭Ubbquittious


    banie01 wrote: »
    Is that because they tend to be a bit easier to catch?

    Just preference really.


  • #39
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,342 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    14dMoney wrote: »
    Grand. The knob was a bit raw afterwards, but it peeled and was fine in a few days.

    ......And they say romance is dead....


  • #40
    Edgware
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,874 ✭✭✭Edgware


    banie01 wrote: »
    Is that because they tend to be a bit easier to catch?
    No. They seem to surrender quicker to the chloroform


  • #41
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    The George


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  • #42
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Temple Bar, teaming will English wans over for the weekend.

    Fitzsimons Hotel Bar seems to draw a lot of them.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #43
    Biodegradable
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 350 ✭✭Biodegradable


    Flannerys. I got the ride there twice. And it's free entry!


  • #44
    Dr. Bre
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    Biodegradable wrote: »
    Flannerys. I got the ride there twice. And it's free entry!

    Did ya get the ride in Flannery’s?


  • #45
    Biodegradable
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 350 ✭✭Biodegradable


    14dMoney wrote: »
    When I was in college, I met a girl in Pyg and she let me ride her up the arse.
    Was there a mess? Or was she clean in there? Was it spontaneous or not? Details please.


  • #46
    Biodegradable
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 350 ✭✭Biodegradable


    Dr. Bre wrote: »
    Did ya get the ride in Flannery’s?
    I said twice (not actually in there).


  • #47
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    Biodegradable wrote: »
    Was there a mess? Or was she clean in there? Was it spontaneous or not? Details please.

    I was doing her from behind and she just whipped it out and stuck it in. Who am I to say no?


  • #48
    Biodegradable
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 350 ✭✭Biodegradable


    14dMoney wrote: »
    I was doing her from behind and she just whipped it out and stuck it in. Who am I to say no?
    Hmmm. No mess?


  • #49
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    Biodegradable wrote: »
    Hmmm. No mess?

    I dunno, it was dark. When I went for a piss there was a smell of arse, but that's to be expected.


  • #50
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,787 ✭✭✭Feisar


    14dMoney wrote: »
    I dunno, it was dark. When I went for a piss there was a smell of arse, but that's to be expected.

    So unprotected anal, you're smart.

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #51
    14dMoney
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 407 ✭✭14dMoney


    Feisar wrote: »
    So unprotected anal, you're smart.

    Unsafe sex > no sex


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