When are you too old for sexy time

Hoppy Jack · 23-09-2019 03:19PM #1

As I am between birds, I have returned to fapland. However I find I am almost down to once every other day. This is depressing as I used to a a twice a day man. Does sexy time (whatever form it takes) decrease as you get older? Are 50+ year olds done with it altogether? I suppose no one wants wrinkley sexy parts !

realdanbreen · 23-09-2019 03:29PM

Hoppy Jack wrote: »

As I am between birds, I have returned to fapland. However I find I am almost down to once every other day. This is depressing as I used to a a twice a day man. Does sexy time (whatever form it takes) decrease as you get older? Are 50+ year olds done with it altogether? I suppose no one wants wrinkley sexy parts !

Need a bit more Info.

Cina · 23-09-2019 03:31PM

Not sure about when you're too old, but you're probably not old enough if you call it "sexy time".

D3V!L · 23-09-2019 03:32PM

When you're married

Woke Hogan · 23-09-2019 03:32PM

I don’t know about too old but if you’re calling it “sexy time” then you’re probably too young.

20Wheel · 23-09-2019 03:40PM

You just need a longer charge time, like with an old phone/laptop battery.

Leave the lad on charge for a few days and itll be like the day you discovered ****.

Like when i had to go on a long weekend holiday with the ma and brother, had no privacy.
When i finally got home it nearly went off by itself.

Just thought yous should all know that.

Mr. Incognito · 23-09-2019 03:42PM

If you want to spice it up try new and exciting places for a fap

- An Old folks home
-The waiting foyer in your local garda station
-At a funeral
- In St Stephen's green or if it's raining the shopping centre
-On a Dublin City bike.

Put the spice back in your love life

Yer Da sells Avon · 23-09-2019 03:43PM

Hoppy Jack wrote: »

Are 50+ year olds done with it altogether? I suppose no one wants wrinkley sexy parts !

With regard to self-pleasure, I would imagine the grey pubic hairs could be something of a turn-off. You're sitting there, ready to go, lesbians on the laptop and there's Gerry Adams staring up at you.

dxhound2005 · 23-09-2019 03:44PM

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

With regard to self-pleasure, I would imagine the grey pubic hairs could be something of a turn-off. You're sitting there, ready to go, lesbians on the laptop and there's Gerry Adams staring up at you.

It is a well known fact that Gerry Adams never had a beard.

Yer Da sells Avon · 23-09-2019 03:52PM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

It is a well known fact that Gerry Adams never had a beard.

True enough.

Roger Hassenforder · 23-09-2019 04:18PM

Hoppy Jack wrote: »

As I am between birds, I have returned to fapland. However I find I am almost down to once every other day. This is depressing as I used to a a twice a day man. Does sexy time (whatever form it takes) decrease as you get older? Are 50+ year olds done with it altogether? I suppose no one wants wrinkley sexy parts !

Can your hand not make more of an effort?
Some music, candle, nice lacey glove.
Or had your hand let itself go?

zapper55 · 23-09-2019 04:19PM

When you are dead.

beejee · 23-09-2019 04:24PM

When you can no longer lift the monthly shopping bags with the erection, it's time to call it a day.

Yer Da sells Avon · 23-09-2019 04:28PM

beejee wrote: »

When you can no longer lift the monthly shopping bags with the erection, it's time to call it a day.

I'm only 37 and I can't do that. Not since I got banned from Tesco anyway.

banie01 · 23-09-2019 04:30PM

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I don’t know about too old but if you’re calling it “sexy time” then you’re probably too young.

Not much me and this abrasive Bollox agree on

But on this....
WH is 100% correct!

Roger Hassenforder · 23-09-2019 04:39PM

banie01 wrote: »

Not much me and this abrasive Bollox agree on
But on this....
WH is 100% correct!

Ive a sneaking suspicion he doesnt actually refer to it as "sexy time", rather it was an attempt to inject some humour and ribaldry into proceedings.
Most seem to have grasped this.
Except maybe 3?

EmmetSpiceland · 23-09-2019 04:45PM

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Ive a sneaking suspicion he doesnt actually refer to it as "sexy time", rather it was an attempt to inject some humour and ribaldry into proceedings.
Most seem to have grasped this.
Except maybe 3?

But he’d be right about yer man’s “abrasive bollox”, R. I’d say he’s got a very “dry bag”, one that hangs well low. And peppered with those long, course, type of pubes.

You know the ones, they wouldn’t look out of place on the body of a “cellar spider” that hasn’t even seen the light of day.

Frightening thought. Even more frightening if met “eye to eye”, as it were.

ToddyDoody · 23-09-2019 04:52PM

Mid-life.

Woke Hogan · 23-09-2019 04:54PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

But he’d be right about yer man’s “abrasive bollox”, R. I’d say he’s got a very “dry bag”, one that hangs well low. And peppered with those long, course, type of pubes.

You know the ones, they wouldn’t look out of place on the body of a “caller spider” that hasn’t even seen the light of day.

Frightening thought. Even more frightening if met “eye to eye”, as it were.

You don’t “strike” me as a “man” with much of a “bag” to begin with, dry or “otherwise.” You’ve always “come across” as a “eunuch” to me, “E.”

23-09-2019 05:02PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok0JelmMOJA

decky1 · 23-09-2019 05:05PM

HMmmmmmmmmmmmmm sexy time , let's get it on.

23-09-2019 05:17PM

Does sex drive diminish with age or is the problem solely with the the mechanical processes that are liable to wear and tear?

Thank goodness Viagra is widely available for the latter problem. I remember well the day when, clearing out my late father's room, I found a half-empty blister pack of the notorious 'blue steel' tucked discreetly away in an inconspicuous old pouch. A proud & cheerful discovery for any son, you can well imagine, to know that the old sire still had a bit of start in him after decades of service.

My heart wasn't the only swollen organ that evening, I regret to report, for my curiousity had the better of me. The ensuing battle with John-Thomas was like Castillo vs Coralles - just when you had him beaten, back he'd come out of nowhere to square up once more.

It's not as fun as it sounds. When the effects wore off, we didn't speak again for days. But it's a great reassurance to know that scientific progress has finally stolen a march on one of Mother Nature's most vindictive cruelties.

Now, if sex drive dimishes with age, that's another matter. I'd rather be put out like a blind collie if that were to happen. What would be the point?

Lirange · 23-09-2019 05:35PM

Depends doesn't it? Some people were just not sexual from the off. Others sustain their live wire even as they wither into dust. It's all in your head. But not that head. The brain is the primary sex organ. It's where your sex drive originates.

ILoveYourVibes · 23-09-2019 05:38PM

Hoppy Jack wrote: »

As I am between birds, I have returned to fapland. However I find I am almost down to once every other day. This is depressing as I used to a a twice a day man. Does sexy time (whatever form it takes) decrease as you get older? Are 50+ year olds done with it altogether? I suppose no one wants wrinkley sexy parts !

Nah you're still in your prime ..older men know their way around more.;)

No such thing as too old for sexy sexy time.

23-09-2019 05:50PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

My heart wasn't the only swollen organ that evening, I regret to report, for my curiousity had the better of me. The ensuing battle with John-Thomas was like Castillo vs Coralles - just when you had him beaten, back he'd come out of nowhere to square up once more.

I need to lie down.

Lirange · 23-09-2019 05:53PM

I am in my mid 40s. Been married 16 years. We have sex less frequently. But when we do it's more enjoyable than ever. The signs of aging are there. But I married a girl with nice eyes and they never age to me. It's the other aspects of it that we enjoy more too. We have our own little strange foreplay code. It allows us to foreplay in public places whilst surrounding company is none the wiser. And though it only leads to doing the business probably about 10% of the time, the frisson is often stirring about. I don't see any reason why this can't continue on for a long while yet as long as she's keen.

EmmetSpiceland · 23-09-2019 06:03PM

Lirange wrote: »

I am in my mid 40s. Been married 16 years. We have sex less frequently. But when we do it's more enjoyable than ever. The signs of aging are there. But I married a girl with nice eyes and they never age to me. It's the other aspects of it that we enjoy more too. We have our own little strange foreplay code. It allows us to foreplay in public places whilst surrounding company is none the wiser. And though it only leads to doing the business probably about 10% of the time, the frisson is often stirring about. I don't see any reason why this can't continue on for a long while yet as long as she's keen.

Do nipples “age”? I know that the breasts, themselves, will “sag” at some point.

My partner is a bit younger than me so her breasts are still fairly “pert”, even after breastfeeding the kids.

I’m just curious as to whether I will still see the same warmth, and joy, when “eye to eye” with the areola. I am aware that the tone can “darken” but that doesn’t take anything away from it. No siree.

stateofflux · 23-09-2019 06:25PM

I would guess staying reasonably fit would help.

MonkieSocks · 23-09-2019 07:05PM

dxhound2005 wrote: »

It is a well known fact that Gerry Adams never had a beard.

And never never never, associated with anyone with a beard or any hirsute persons of any political party

Redneck Reject · 23-09-2019 07:10PM

Heh sexy time, never heard that before!

23-09-2019 07:26PM

Redneck Reject wrote: »

Heh sexy time, never heard that before!

I use the word 'fùck' among a few others. Its not very romantic or ladylike I know but well it is what it is. Oddly enough I would cringe if I heard 'I want to make love to you'

When are you too old for sexy time

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