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The male orgasm, vs the female orgasm

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  • Posts: 7,946 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The only thing to take from this thread is that a certain poster and their various Nom de gare needs serious help. I doubt they've ever seen a naked women in 3D.

    Unfollows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,477 ✭✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    The only thing to take from this thread is that a certain poster and their various Nom de gare needs serious help. I doubt they've ever seen a naked women in 3D.

    Unfollows.

    they do virtual reality porn these days, which is nice


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,743 ✭✭✭Wanderer2010


    I never really understood the biological theory behind why women don't "need" orgasms. Ok, so obviously the man needs a reason to impregnate her and it just so happens that this reason, a spike in pleasure around the genitals, anus and prostate that's akin to nirvana, is an extremely high motivating factor.

    But why shouldn't women get that pleasure as well? They know that they are in for 9 months of kicking, cramps, misery and being generally uncomfortable, why would biology evolve to only allow the male feel the pleasure and not the female? I think that belief is rooted in the treating of women as secondary citizens and oppressing them by reducing them to just a vessel for a baby. Of course women can have orgasms and enjoy them but its really only this century that they have been open about this so its the discussion around it that's new, not the biology.

    How to make a women orgasm and how long it takes is another matter altogether but they desire and enjoy orgasms as much as men.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    I never really understood the biological theory behind why women don't "need" orgasms. Ok, so obviously the man needs a reason to impregnate her and it just so happens that this reason, a spike in pleasure around the genitals, anus and prostate that's akin to nirvana, is an extremely high motivating factor.

    But why shouldn't women get that pleasure as well? They know that they are in for 9 months of kicking, cramps, misery and being generally uncomfortable, why would biology evolve to only allow the male feel the pleasure and not the female? I think that belief is rooted in the treating of women as secondary citizens and oppressing them by reducing them to just a vessel for a baby. Of course women can have orgasms and enjoy them but its really only this century that they have been open about this so its the discussion around it that's new, not the biology.

    How to make a women orgasm and how long it takes is another matter altogether but they desire and enjoy orgasms as much as men.

    So hearkening back to the point again, as to whether in fact they do lock themselves away with a porno mag and box of cleaning materials if a couple days have past and the "satisfaction" has not been attained?

    Or is the whole thing just more of a covert affair (for chicks)?

    Like men vs women but, on the topic of breaking wind?
    As in - you'd never actually suspect that one does it at all (even though you know - there's no way they can NOT do it, realistically)??


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    The other questionable element about this thread is;

    We've really only got one conclusive piece of feedback as to the female impetus to self pleasure, frequency with which etc.

    One feedback comment.

    Nearing 10,000 views and - one experience report.

    What is it like, the Illuminati for chicks; you must not speak of masturbation or auto-gratification tendencies or habits?

    I know many chicks gravitate toward this movement of being a mans equal.

    Well - most men would jerk off in public comfortably (do, actually), let alone talk about.

    You want to be equal?

    Step up to the plate here, my bitches....

    QE71t1e.gif


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 3,801 ✭✭✭KathleenGrant


    This morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Well - most men would jerk off in public comfortably (do, actually), let alone talk about.

    When do you return to your home planet?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    When do you return to your home planet?

    Maybe I should have clarified like, "a public bathroom", etc.

    Not talking just out on the high street or something cause, let's face it; it's not exactly a spectator sport.

    But generally partaking of relative public mediums to get the job done.

    That's being a man.

    Sometimes you just need to get that poison out.


    The degree to which this applies to women however - is of intense curiosity to me.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    When do you return to your home planet?
    The more I read of the posts and the "rutting" chap, the more I truly bloody hope they're trolling, or are some weird AI turing bot trying to work out normal human thinking, because the alternative is Wooooooooooooooo. :eek:

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Posts: 2,093 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Back in my day there was none of this sh1te.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,717 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    When are the schools back again?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    When are the schools back again?

    Why, do you associate schools with orgasms?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,717 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Why, do you associate schools with orgasms?

    Yes, knee-deep in clunge at the very thought.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 855 ✭✭✭beveragelady


    the "satisfaction" has not been attained?
    Maybe I should have clarified like, "a public bathroom", etc.
    .

    Erratic use of inverted commas suggest that creepy laptopgremlin and creepy EmmetSpiceland are probably the same creep.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    When are the schools back again?
    When does day release end more like.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Creepy erratic use of creepy inverted creepy commas suggest that creepy laptopgremlin and creepy EmmetSpiceland are probably creepy the same creep.

    He was attempting to emulate my posting style - probably as a poor attempt at satire? (I hope).

    PS - I added some more "creepy's" to your post.

    Reads much better now.

    You're welcome.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Back in my day there was none of this sh1te.

    Yeah - that's when you'd take the "lassy's", "courting".

    AmIRite?

    No sex with the fiance before marriage (even though she was probably the town bicycle with every other swinging dick).
    :D

    Old school Ireland - I puke at it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,907 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    When are the schools back again?

    I will give u a good schooling...


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    When are the schools back again?

    rn8sjDe.jpg


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Yes, knee-deep in clunge at the very thought.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 290 ✭✭supersaint3


    JFC. boards is dead


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    JFC. boards is dead
    Mad that when the place was smaller and all gamers and nerds the number of actual weirdos was pretty tiny. Now you have people you pray are trolls or a joke, because if they're not. Jesus.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    The other questionable element about this thread is;

    We've really only got one conclusive piece of feedback as to the female impetus to self pleasure, frequency with which etc.

    One feedback comment.

    Nearing 10,000 views and - one experience report.

    What is it like, the Illuminati for chicks; you must not speak of masturbation or auto-gratification tendencies or habits?

    I know many chicks gravitate toward this movement of being a mans equal.

    Well - most men would jerk off in public comfortably (do, actually), let alone talk about.

    You want to be equal?

    Step up to the plate here, my bitches....

    QE71t1e.gif

    Well that’s the craziest sh1te I’ve ever read.


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