The male orgasm, vs the female orgasm

bo0li5eumx12kp · 30-08-2019 05:45PM #1

Let me preface with one or two comments.

Firstly - this is AH, not cyber chat; none the less, I've noticed some pretty explicit comments don't get checked.

I'm not encouraging this but, having seen it - I'm gonna go ahead and post this topic, on the understanding it's basically kosher enough around these parts.

Secondly - on the topics of female orgasms - they're like a congregation ground for incels.
All these keyboard dwellers come out of the woodwork, professing their extensive experience with opposite sex and before you know it were 15 pages deep with comments comprised of, frankly - crap!

I'm hoping - this thread doesn't deteriorate into that.

**

So with that being said, let me progress to the pertinent topic.

Male orgasm, vs female orgasm.

Growing up, I was genuinely under the impression, garnered via resonance of those around me - that women didn't need sex, didn't want sex - they just tolerated it cause it's what you must give to men to keep them ticking over.

Later I would learn that, whilst that's not entirely true, it's also not entirely - not true.

That is to say - women DON'T want sex, and it IS something they give to shut men up - when they don't find the man in question - hot.
Arousing.
Stimulating.
Affective - whatever you want call it.

When they find the man in question hot, or maybe he's not hot but just manages to pull something off that may elicit temporary arousal - then, then my frens, they horny as hell.

They're DTF!! - and lets preclude other explicit comments.

Point is - they in actual fact, do get horny and aroused and want sex just like men, but only with men they find attractive.

Unlike a man - "yeah you'll do!!" - he'd climb up on anything with a pulse.

Women - doesn't work like that.

**

The question here is - for a man, you see - his loins have this pressure release valve that needs tending to, I would say, probably on a daily basis.

It NEEDS to get done. And one way or another, it's getting done.

This is where my understanding falls short;

Women - do they have this also?

As in, if a woman hasn't had an orgasm in timely fashion, will she be basically locking herself in the bathroom to be left alone with her genitals until she's achieved the female equivalent of splooging??

What baffles me more so is, how the answer to this question, is not common knowledge?

This is the era of online instant communication - yet this answer which is so pertinent to, let's face it - every man on the planet, isn't well defined, and possibly incorporated into the education curriculum?

Rufeo · 30-08-2019 05:46PM

Oh brother

Does anyone know how to draw that Picard "face palm" moment

30-08-2019 05:46PM

For crying out loud. Get a life.

nthclare · 30-08-2019 05:47PM

Antonio Tasteless Oat wrote: »

Let me preface with one or two comments.

Firstly - this is AH, not cyber chat; none the less, I've noticed some pretty explicit comments don't get checked.

I'm not encouraging this but, having seen it - I'm gonna go ahead and post this topic, on the understanding it's basically kosher enough around these parts.

Secondly - on the topics of female orgasms - they're like a congregation ground for incels.
All these keyboard dwellers come out of the woodwork, professing their extensive experience with opposite sex and before you know it were 15 pages deep with comments comprised of, frankly - crap!

I'm hoping - this thread doesn't deteriorate into that.

**

So with that being said, let me progress to the pertinent topic.

Male orgasm, vs female orgasm.

Growing up, I was genuinely under the impression, garnered via resonance of those around me - that women didn't need sex, didn't want sex - they just tolerated it cause it's what you must give to men to keep them ticking over.

Later I would learn that, whilst that's not entirely true, it's also not entirely - not true.

That is to say - women DON'T want sex, and it IS something they give to shut men up - when they don't find the man in question - hot.
Arousing.
Stimulating.
Affective - whatever you want call it.

When they find the man in question hot, or maybe he's not hot but just manages to pull something off that may elicit temporary arousal - then, then my frens, they horny as hell.

They're DTF!! - and lets preclude other explicit comments.

Point is - they in actual fact, do get horny and aroused and want sex just like men, but only with men they find attractive.

Unlike a man - "yeah you'll do!!" - he'd climb up on anything with a pulse.

Women - doesn't work like that.

**

The question here is - for a man, you see - his loins have this pressure release valve that needs tending to, I would say, probably on a daily basis.

It NEEDS to get done. And one way or another, it's getting done.

This is where my understanding falls short;

Women - do they have this also?

As in, if a woman hasn't had an orgasm in timely fashion, will she be basically locking herself in the bathroom to be left alone with her gentiles until she's achieved the female equivalent of splooging??

What baffles me more so is, how the answer to this question, is not common knowledge?

This is the era of online instant communication - yet this answer which is so pertinent to, let's face it - every man on the planet, isn't well defined, and possibly incorporated into the education curriculum?

Have they WiFi there now

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 30-08-2019 05:49PM

Bloody hell! More hogwash!

Scarinae · 30-08-2019 05:50PM

Antonio Tasteless Oat wrote: »

As in, if a woman hasn't had an orgasm in timely fashion, will she be basically locking herself in the bathroom to be left alone with her gentiles until she's achieved the female equivalent of splooging??

Yes, it is very important that you only use a non-Jew to masturbate

30-08-2019 05:52PM

I love how the OP began with a stern warning that he didn't want his thread infected with "crap" and then went on to do exactly that himself.

banie01 · 30-08-2019 05:53PM

Luke Shallow Wristband wrote: »

Bloody hell! More hogwash!

The irony of the O.P complaining about incels is likely lost on him.

Dog Man Star · 30-08-2019 05:56PM

My missus can take two usually, but sometimes three. It's quite easy to do once you know how.

Fart · 30-08-2019 06:04PM

Dog Man Star wrote: »

My missus can take two usually, but sometimes three. It's quite easy to do once you know how.

Not exactly what OP was asking. But still interesting to know.

bo0li5eumx12kp · 30-08-2019 06:08PM

Fart wrote: »

Not exactly what OP was asking. But still interesting to know.

Interesting?

He could be referring to any number of things with that comment, and frankly I'm not sure I even want to know the specifics.

gwalk · 30-08-2019 06:13PM

Hard first few days back in school OP?

Raconteuse · 30-08-2019 06:14PM

Ach would people lighten up.

On the last part, yes, there are times a woman actually needs to achieve orgasm not just for pleasure but to relieve discomfort. However it can be done by themselves.

When it comes to sex, yeah we are less likely to go "he'll do" which is a good thing for all concerned.

BENDYBINN · 30-08-2019 06:20PM

What about bishops,monks and holy priests .....do they need to shoot for the stars so to speak?

bo0li5eumx12kp · 30-08-2019 06:22PM

gwalk wrote: »

Hard first few days back in school OP?

You believe the kids are back in August now?

Pffff.

What happened to September?

30-08-2019 06:26PM

Plenty of schools already back around these parts.

bo0li5eumx12kp · 30-08-2019 06:27PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

Ach would people lighten up.

On the last part, yes, there are times a woman actually needs to achieve orgasm not just for pleasure but to relieve discomfort. However it can be done by themselves.

When it comes to sex, yeah we are less likely to go "he'll do" which is a good thing for all concerned.

If you were to compare frequency as to this, "need";

Men - I mean, every day, the discomfort must be dealt with.
Maybe some dudes can get away with every other day but, it's unusual.

Women - frequency required?

Weekly?

Fortnightly?

....

Semi-annual subscription?

I mean, this is a well kept secret.
I consider myself fairly well clued in on the administration of pleasure (to women) - but where's I know the male requirements, I can't quite gauge the situation with the womenz, on this matter at least.

30-08-2019 06:28PM

This thread has to be a wind up.

bo0li5eumx12kp · 30-08-2019 06:28PM

BENDYBINN wrote: »

What about bishops,monks and holy priests .....do they need to shoot for the stars so to speak?

They do.

That whole institution is founded on a bed of lies and pretense.

bo0li5eumx12kp · 30-08-2019 06:29PM

NeinNeinNein wrote: »

This thread has to be a wind up.

It's not.

It's just a volatile topic - so naturally some individuals are gonna get wound.

Leg End Reject · 30-08-2019 06:32PM

Antonio Tasteless Oat wrote: »

If you were to compare frequency as to this, "need";

Men - I mean, every day, the discomfort must be dealt with.
Maybe some dudes can get away with every other day but, it's unusual.

Women - frequency required?

Weekly?

Fortnightly?

....

Semi-annual subscription?

I mean, this is a well kept secret.
I consider myself fairly well clued in on the administration of pleasure (to women) - but where's I know the male requirements, I can't quite gauge the situation with the womenz, on this matter at least.

This might blow your mind, but sex drive not only varies between women, but is different for an individual woman depending on hormonal contraception if used, and phase of the menstrual cycle if not.

An ovulating woman would be likely to hump the arm of a chair.

Effects · 30-08-2019 06:38PM

Dog Man Star wrote: »

My missus can take two usually, but sometimes three. It's quite easy to do once you know how.

I’ve seen videos of women taking two dicks, but three seems extra degrading.
I don’t know how you find it easy to watch your missus like that.

Sir Osis of Liver. · 30-08-2019 06:42PM

Do women get blue flaps after a few days without the old mickey?

Asking for the OP.

Dog Man Star · 30-08-2019 06:48PM

Effects wrote: »

I’ve seen videos of women taking two dicks, but three seems extra degrading.
I don’t know how you find it easy to watch your missus like that.

Stop watching porn, start having sex with females.

I was talking orgasms. My tiny dick can hardly give me an orgasm, never mind her.

But oh boy....what were we talking about? I've said too much.

Dog Man Star · 30-08-2019 06:49PM

Sir Osis of Liver. wrote: »

Do women get blue flaps after a few days without the old mickey?

Asking for the OP.

My missus gets major cranky without her weekly double (sometimes triple) orgasm. That's the truth.

Wibbs · 30-08-2019 06:50PM

Two major diffs between men and women; the male orgasm is a requirement for continuing the species, the female isn't. Secondly men are constantly producing the oul swimmers, so it's healthier for them to be flushed and replaced more regularly(even if not sorted by "self help" wet dreams cover that base). Women produce eggs too and they get flushed and replaced, but the man's method is more pleasurable.

AH reply:Your ma gets blasted with piss, ergo orgasms.

Wheety · 30-08-2019 06:54PM

Aren't you the guy obsessed with massages?

bo0li5eumx12kp · 30-08-2019 07:10PM

Wheety wrote: »

Aren't you the guy obsessed with massages?

Obsessed?

No.

Though I do enjoy getting groped on by hot females with oil - I can't deny.

bo0li5eumx12kp · 30-08-2019 07:11PM

Wibbs wrote: »

Two major diffs between men and women; the male orgasm is a requirement for continuing the species, the female isn't. Secondly men are constantly producing the oul swimmers, so it's healthier for them to be flushed and replaced more regularly(even if not sorted by "self help" wet dreams cover that base). Women produce eggs too and they get flushed and replaced, but the man's method is more pleasurable.

AH reply:Your ma gets blasted with piss, ergo orgasms.

Whilst a cognizant reply - really sheds no light as to the question on hand.

Fr_Dougal · 30-08-2019 07:11PM

Antonio Tasteless Oat wrote: »

If you were to compare frequency as to this, "need";

Men - I mean, every day, the discomfort must be dealt with.
Maybe some dudes can get away with every other day but, it's unusual.

Women - frequency required?

Weekly?

Fortnightly?

....

Semi-annual subscription?

I mean, this is a well kept secret.
I consider myself fairly well clued in on the administration of pleasure (to women) - but where's I know the male requirements, I can't quite gauge the situation with the womenz, on this matter at least.

riclad · 30-08-2019 07:14PM

Theres no simple answer, every woman is different,
also their mood changes from day to day , they have periods,
i think most women will only have sex with someone they like, and they find attractive.
Also it depends on how old their are .
It,s like asking 50 people what is their favourite film,or favourite song ever,
you,ll get 5O different answers .

The male orgasm, vs the female orgasm

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