Ultimate Crisp Tournament

tayto lover · 28-08-2019 07:51PM

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

OMackeral, you'll remember it was humble awl me that first suggested a crisp competition at the end of your last, and rather glorious, Street Fighter thread. You've done a magnificent job, commanding the thread with good humour, timing, and intelligence, and no doubt nothing you ever do in your life will surpass the glorious brilliance of this thread.

Sally Anne Jnr. (A Meanies eater)

One void vote.

How do you like dem eggs?

Roger Hassenforder · 28-08-2019 07:52PM

Bacon Fries

odyssey06 wrote: »

#MeanieFuelledHate

See what this toxic crap does to a brain.
Its like 28 Days Later.

Ranting against men, Americans, Germans and an Irish Institution.
There is no end to the hatred that spews from the pickled brains of Meanie eaters.

You'd call them a bunch of retards if you thought you get away with it.

On reflection, I withdraw that remark.
Its not fair to them.

Uncharted · 28-08-2019 07:53PM

Bacon Fries

I heard the flat feet of Omackeral approaching so I'm back.

Ahem.

Take your time :rolleyes:

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 07:54PM

Bacon Fries

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

The thought of you touching yourself with one of my dick pix on the phone in your other hand.... i think Im going to throw up...

Not homosexual myself Roger but I'll be passing around the shots to a group of older fellahs that are.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 07:55PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Gonna call it as it is..... This is a lame duck.

See ye degenerates tomorrow for the final.

Uncharted wrote: »

I heard the flat feet of Omackeral approaching so I'm back.

Ahem.

Take your time :rolleyes:

Go on ta f*ck you, you brown-tongued pile of piss.

28-08-2019 07:56PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Tayto Cheese and Onion are thee single greatest flavour of all time.

Every other flavour is playing catch up.

We all know it. It's foil wrapped Oirishness ffs!

When some young lad heads to Oz for a few months, only to marry yer wan from 2 mile up the road back home, what flavour does his mammy send him ????

You fcukin guessed it ... Tayto Cheese and onion.

Not stinkin pukey meanies or any other corn based sticky sh1te.

Cop yourselves on lads !!!
This is a no brainer.

Tayto Cheese and onion for the win !

That traitor abandoned his country, just as Tayto did.

tayto lover · 28-08-2019 07:58PM

Bacon Fries

Don’t rush the best mod in the Boards kingdom, Omackeral.
He’s enjoying his complimentary packets of Tayto.

No rush Omackeral, here’s your slippers.

gerrybbadd · 28-08-2019 07:58PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Roger is a “decent” skin and should never be confused with the likes of you, G.

Ever.

Who rattled your cage Apostrophe?

Get back in you you dog faces gremlin and don't ever come back out. And take all your alter egos with you

28-08-2019 07:59PM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

This is a sh1tshow.

Postpone the final until tomorrow evening.

I'm fit for nothin' now only a feed of drink and a row.

:mad:

Just interrupting a very diligent official count to tell you to go f*ck yourself. Ungrateful prawn cocktail loving sh*t.

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 08:03PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Who rattled your cage Apostrophe?

Get back in you you dog faces gremlin and don't ever come back out. And take all your alter egos with you

Settle down, G. The grown ups are talking.

Go bother someone else.

Rufeo · 28-08-2019 08:03PM

I cannot believe that this thread has over 4000 posts.

I didn't realise crisps were so important to Irish people.

I don't eat crisps. *Runs away quickly

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 08:04PM

tayto lover wrote: »

Don’t rush the best mod in the Boards kingdom, Omackeral.
He’s enjoying his complimentary packets of Tayto.

No rush Omackeral, here’s your slippers.

Its well established the man is a God, not a mod. Now get back to "reading" The Star and supping on your pint of Budweiser.

28-08-2019 08:04PM

Bacon Fries

Lads.... the OFFICIAL COUNT IS IN!

Some votes were spoiled. Some looked like votes but were just posters reiterating their stances. Some may have been multiple votes from one person using 3 or 4 different accounts but that can't be proven. Any votes before the match began or after the deadline was met did not count obviously. A quick thanks to False Prophet for keeping unofficial tallies, all of them had the correct snack in the lead each time. With that said, the official final score of Semi Final 2 is.....

Tayto 25

Meanies 20

TAYTO advance to the final

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 08:05PM

Omackeral wrote: »

Lads.... the OFFICIAL COUNT IS IN!

Some votes were spoiled. Some looked like votes but were just posters reiterating their stances. Some may have been multiple votes from one person using 3 or 4 different accounts but that can't be proven. Any votes before the match began or after the deadline was met did not count obviously. A quick thanks to False Prophet for keeping unofficial tallies, all of them had the correct snack in the lead each time. With that said, the official final score of Semi Final 2 is.....

Tayto 25

Meanies 20

TAYTO advance to the final

Fcuk sake

Duane Dibbley · 28-08-2019 08:05PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

Lads.... the OFFICIAL COUNT IS IN!

Some votes were spoiled. Some looked like votes but were just posters reiterating their stances. Some may have been multiple votes from one person using 3 or 4 different accounts but that can't be proven. Any votes before the match began or after the deadline was met did not count obviously. A quick thanks to False Prophet for keeping unofficial tallies, all of them had the correct snack in the lead each time. With that said, the official final score of Semi Final 2 is.....

Tayto 25

Meanies 20

TAYTO advance to the final

LizT · 28-08-2019 08:05PM

Mediocrity triumphs. It’s a sad day for boards.

Bacon fries to win.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 08:05PM

Bacon Fries

I love the image of this poor lad with a hundred and one more important things to be doing sitting at his dinner table in Clonsilla with a pencil and notebook adding up whether Taytos or Meanies make it through to the final.

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 08:06PM

Too many pricks voting tayto for no good reason

False Prophet · 28-08-2019 08:06PM

Whens the final kick off?

Leg End Reject · 28-08-2019 08:06PM

Bacon Fries

Now to obliterate the bacon fries!

28-08-2019 08:06PM

travesty
'but it's irish'
go home

EmmetSpiceland · 28-08-2019 08:07PM

****s!

jammiedodgers · 28-08-2019 08:07PM

Bacon Fries

jammiedodgers wrote: »

My tally is 25-20 to Tayto Cheese and Onion.
I am not counting 3 possibly spoiled votes but they are for tayto anyways.

Fuckin told ye!

tayto lover · 28-08-2019 08:07PM

Bacon Fries

Eeeaaasssyyyy peeeaaasssyyy.

Deebles McBeebles · 28-08-2019 08:07PM

Hold your heads high folks, don't let them see you cry.

Now stand to attention and let us emit the ceremonal pickled onion fart of regret.

Roger Hassenforder · 28-08-2019 08:08PM

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Not homosexual myself Roger but I'll be passing around the shots to a group of older fellahs that are.

How well ya know them ya durty feckin rentboy.
Pack of meanies and two Rothmans, to let them pound your on the bonnet of your dads Rover.

Disgusting.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 28-08-2019 08:08PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I, personally, feel that “mod” votes shouldn’t count. It’s “endorsing”, a form of intimation and a worrying abuse of power.

Wtf is it with you and quotes.

Roger Hassenforder · 28-08-2019 08:08PM

Bacon Fries

Duane Dibbley wrote: »

Deserves a bump

Stevieluvsye · 28-08-2019 08:08PM

tayto lover wrote: »

Eeeaaasssyyyy peeeaaasssyyy.

Ye won’t be saying that in the final ye big ear ****

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 28-08-2019 08:09PM

Bacon Fries

Time for the pain Bacon Fries losers. Should have supported us. Now you die the most humiliating death imaginable. Nailed to the cross with your teeny tiny ballsacks bleeding out.

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