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Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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  • #4112
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    So in a referendum I can just stroll up. Spoil my vote. Then come back a half hour later and vote again?

    No!

    One man one vote!

    Youre cracked Paddy. Away with ya n yer aul guff.

    One man , three accounts :confused:


  • #4113
    Duane Dibbley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭Duane Dibbley


    Bacon Fries
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Biased randomers doing official counts is just confusing the issue. Wait till the man himself is back.

    The Overlord himself assigned official ballot counters himself you prune


  • #4114
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    This is a sh1tshow.


    Postpone the final until tomorrow evening.

    I'm fit for nothin' now only a feed of drink and a row.

    :mad:


  • #4115
    Pintman Paddy Losty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,913 ✭✭✭Pintman Paddy Losty


    Duane Dibbley wrote: »
    The Overlord himself assigned official ballot counters himself you prune

    Duane. Now that's the name of a tayto voter if ever I heard one.

    Bit of advice for you there pal. Slip a few mentos up your pursed arse lips. Lube up a 2l bottle of diet coke. Squat down on the thing lid off and give it a little shake.

    Rocket yourself out of here buddy. No one asked for your input.


  • #4116
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Jesus lads, the thread will be at 10000 posts before a winner is picked at this rate.


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  • #4117
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    Duane Dibbley wrote: »
    The Overlord himself assigned official ballot counters himself you prune

    Shut your fat mouth you trail of slime.


  • #4118
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    Duane. Now that's the name of a tayto voter if ever I heard one.

    Bit of advice for you there pal. Slip a few mentos up your pursed arse lips. Lube up a 2l bottle of diet coke. Squat down on the thing lid off and give it a little shake.

    Rocket yourself out of here buddy. No one asked for your input.

    The voice of experience should be heard,in all fairness.


  • #4119
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Bacon Fries
    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    Also Roger and gerrybbadd are the same poster. That's grounds for disqualification.

    How could I be Roger when you are? Is the personality that split? And did you really need to thank yourself twice under your other alter accounts?


  • #4120
    Duane Dibbley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭Duane Dibbley


    Bacon Fries
    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    Duane. Now that's the name of a tayto voter if ever I heard one.

    Bit of advice for you there pal. Slip a few mentos up your pursed arse lips. Lube up a 2l bottle of diet coke. Squat down on the thing lid off and give it a little shake.

    Rocket yourself out of here buddy. No one asked for your input.

    Are you still sulking.


  • #4121
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Duane Dibbley wrote: »
    Are you still sulking.


    Crawl back under your slate, you sweaty-faced sex creep.


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  • #4122
    Duane Dibbley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭Duane Dibbley


    Bacon Fries
    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    Duane. Now that's the name of a tayto voter if ever I heard one.

    Bit of advice for you there pal. Slip a few mentos up your pursed arse lips. Lube up a 2l bottle of diet coke. Squat down on the thing lid off and give it a little shake.

    Rocket yourself out of here buddy. No one asked for your input.
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Shut your fat mouth you trail of slime.
    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Crawl back under your slate, you sweaty-faced sex creep.


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  • #4123
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »
    Also Roger and gerrybbadd are the same poster. That's grounds for disqualification.

    Get to fcuk Brendan.

    Ive been plying my trade for almost 8 years, Gerry was still being spoon fed mashed suedes and mangles, and learning how to use the potty

    Take your beat down like the man you'd love to be; the man your wife is currently being drilled by; the man (a diffetent one) who fathered your kids.


  • #4124
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,850 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    How could I be Roger when you are? Is the personality that split? And did you really need to thank yourself twice under your other alter accounts?

    Roger is a “decent” skin and should never be confused with the likes of you, G.

    Ever.

    EmmetSpiceland: Oft imitated but never bettered.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #4125
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    I notice all the excitable virgin neckbeards from the 'Female Orgasm' thread are in here voting for Tayto. Absolutely desperate they were to have a 'serious' 'discussion' about sex with a real life woman (there was like two in the thread). Pathetic runts.


  • #4126
    Necro
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 56,513 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Duane Dibbley wrote: »
    200.gif

    I'm also partial to this one

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    Moderator: Current Affairs/IMHO, Soccer, Pro Wrestling



  • #4127
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    Roger is a “decent” skin and should never be confused with the likes of you, G.

    Ever.

    Thanks Emmet. I appreciate that.


  • #4128
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    No coincidence that whenever Roger logs off Brendan or Gerry log in.


  • #4129
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    No coincidence that whenever Roger logs off Brendan or Gerry log in.

    Is there not a sovereign you could be slipping under Japs hood?

    All those wasted dic pix i sent you to find out youre a bloke. I feel violated...


  • #4130
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,693 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Bacon Fries
    #MeanieFuelledHate

    See what this toxic crap does to a brain.
    Its like 28 Days Later.

    Ranting against men, Americans, Germans and an Irish Institution.
    There is no end to the hatred that spews from the pickled brains of Meanie eaters.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #4131
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    All those wasted dic pix i sent you to find out youre a bloke. I feel violated...

    Nice enough cock too Roger although you've a bit of flaking dry skin on the head.


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  • #4132
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    Gonna call it as it is..... This is a lame duck.

    See ye degenerates tomorrow for the final.


  • #4133
    Leg End Reject
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,786 Mod ✭✭✭✭Leg End Reject


    Bacon Fries
    If this doesn't kick off soon I'll have to resort to seeing how many 5c coins I can insert into my vagina for entertainment.

    I'll be like a fcuking slot machine before we declare Tayto the winner
    https://forumofgames.com/index.php




  • #4134
    tayto lover
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 54,228 ✭✭✭✭tayto lover


    Bacon Fries
    Omackeral, the voice of truth and honesty, will speak soon.

    The real poll will then be announced.


    Prepare to celebrate you Tayto voters.


  • #4135
    jammiedodgers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭jammiedodgers


    Bacon Fries
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  • #4136
    Ishmael
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭Ishmael


    Too hard to call. Really depends on what qualifies as a valid reason. Only his godliness can decide.


  • #4137
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Bacon Fries
    Official re-count beginning


  • #4138
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    Nice enough cock too Roger although you've a bit of flaking dry skin on the head.

    Thats your mothers dried PJ.

    The thought of you touching yourself with one of my dick pix on the phone in your other hand.... i think Im going to throw up...


  • #4139
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Bacon Fries
    Omackeral wrote: »
    Official re-count beginning

    Well look who bothered to turn up


  • #4140
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,850 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »
    No coincidence that whenever Roger logs off Brendan or Gerry log in.

    Who’s Brendan?

    EmmetSpiceland: Oft imitated but never bettered.

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



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  • #4141
    Lil Sally Anne Jnr.
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    Bacon Fries
    OMackeral, you'll remember it was humble awl me that first suggested a crisp competition at the end of your last, and rather glorious, Street Fighter thread. You've done a magnificent job, commanding the thread with good humour, timing, and intelligence, and no doubt nothing you ever do in your life will surpass the glorious brilliance of this thread.

    Sally Anne Jnr. (A Meanies eater)


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