Ultimate Crisp Tournament

ILoveYourVibes · 27-08-2019 10:30PM

Lets talk about what happened to king.

At one time they ruled the crisp kingdom. Tayto could not compare. Then Tayto went to some lab or other and cracked it simultaneously king became a shadow of itself. It was like the kingdom revolted and installed a democracy they were king in name only. Like a politically powerless king.

Was the simultaneous timing of these just happenstance or something sinister?

What did Tayto do to king? Its like they stole their flavour. Now tayto tastes like king used to taste!

Also why to the multi-pack bags taste so much worse that the individually bought bags?

retro:electro · 27-08-2019 10:31PM

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Omackarel has fcuked off again I see.

Useless

He’s been silenced by the man himself

snowgal · 27-08-2019 10:31PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Well fùck it. They belong in the bin of disgust along with hot lips, banshee bones, and wheelies.

Woh, btf up here, don’t dis banshee bones

Or wheelies actually, yummy sticky goodness right there

Autosport · 27-08-2019 10:33PM

Bacon Fries

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Geeez , you're both easily pleased so

You can ask my favourite man that question

But I do love Chickatees

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 10:33PM

Bacon Fries

snowgal wrote: »

Woh, btf up here, don’t dis banshee bones

Or wheelies actually, yummy sticky goodness right there

Who da fcuk does your wan think she is?

Mam of 4 · 27-08-2019 10:34PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Lets talk about what happened to king.

At one time they ruled the crisp kingdom. Tayto could not compare. Then Tayto went to some lab or other and cracked it simultaneously king became a shadow of itself. It was like the kingdom revolted and installed a democracy they were king in name only. Like a politically powerless king.

Was the simultaneous timing of these just happenstance or something sinister?

What did Tayto do to king? Its like they stole their flavour. Now tayto tastes like king used to taste!

Also why to the multi-pack bags taste so much worse that the individually bought bags?

So if Tayto now taste how King used to taste , technically all ye Tayto lovers prefer King !

Stuff that in ye're pipes and smoke it , or just spit out your Taytos in disgust now

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 10:35PM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Sorry if already asked Emmet, but what's your personal best?

Hi S!

My personal best is 75c, 15 coins, but I’m fairly confident I can get to 85, 17 coins.

I was never a big “player” but still well able to beat most on the “circuit”. The game is usually played after a few drinks, the player is more relaxed and less likely to “chub” up, if you get me.

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Emmet is on M6 washers

Standard size 5c coins only, R. Nothing more, nothing less.

And, I really can’t emphasise this enough, please disinfect, and clean, the coins first. Please.

Mam of 4 · 27-08-2019 10:36PM

Autosport wrote: »

You can ask my favourite man that question

But I do love Chickatees

Ah I'd never ask that

Nothing wrong with Chickatees , I'll get slaughtered now again , fml

Autosport · 27-08-2019 10:36PM

Bacon Fries

Mam of 4 wrote: »

So if Tayto now taste how King used to taste , technically all ye Tayto lovers prefer King !

Stuff that in ye're pipes and smoke it , or just spit out your Taytos in disgust now

I do not like her vibes :mad: :P

The door is over there ---->

And Mam I don't know about us anymore :P

maudgonner · 27-08-2019 10:36PM

Bacon Fries

Earthhorse wrote: »

Mr Tayto's looking a bit pickled himself there.

I had to Google it, that's an Australian TV show. The man's become an international star.

Like the stereotype of the Irish in Australia, he's got himself absolutely flutered on the Fosters and made an almighty show of himself to the Ozzies, good man Mr Tayto!

ibarelycare · 27-08-2019 10:36PM

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Omackarel has fcuked off again I see.

Useless

I think he’s done for the night.

He’s currently eating a chipper and talking to the cats after his evening with friends #insiderinformation

27-08-2019 10:37PM

Bacon Fries

*The Final Four*

Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion

Meanies

Smiths Bacon Fries

Tayto Cheese and Onion

Leg End Reject · 27-08-2019 10:37PM

Bacon Fries

ibarelycare wrote: »

I think he’s done for the night.

He’s currently eating a chipper and talking to the cats after his evening with friends #insiderinformation

Are the cats real?

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 27-08-2019 10:38PM

Bacon Fries

Did you have to stretch out your foreskin first? I struggle to imagine getting 15 coins in mine although I'll try.

27-08-2019 10:38PM

Bacon Fries

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Omackarel has fcuked off again I see.

Useless

I'm watching Peaky Fookin' Blinders.

And you shut your mouth.... BY ORDER!!!!!

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 10:39PM

Bacon Fries

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Did you have to stretch out your foreskin first? I struggle to imagine getting 15 coins in mine although I'll try.

Sally Ann?
Foreskin?

Im out

Duane Dibbley · 27-08-2019 10:39PM

Bacon Fries

I love that Tayto Cheese & Onion took no prisoners

ibarelycare · 27-08-2019 10:39PM

Leg End Reject wrote: »

Are the cats real?

2 of them are, the other ones are fake.

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 10:40PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

*The Final Four*

Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion

Meanies

Smiths Bacon Fries

Tayto Cheese and Onion

O look who decided to come back.
Mr Busy

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 10:40PM

Bacon Fries

I'm gonna go out and buy each of these semi finalists tomorrow, to refamiliarise myself. Make an educated decision.

I'll take one for the team

snowgal · 27-08-2019 10:40PM

Mam of 4 wrote: »

So if Tayto now taste how King used to taste , technically all ye Tayto lovers prefer King !

Stuff that in ye're pipes and smoke it , or just spit out your Taytos in disgust now

Stop putting tayto and king together like that just stop... yes I know king (rip) left us oh too soon, but they ARE just soo different.
Yes they come out the same at the same blah blah factory and go through the same blah blah process. But they have different seasoning alright, very different!

i.e king get more of a shake of flavoring, it is hugely scientific. You know what there’s no point explaining to some of yee.....

27-08-2019 10:40PM

Omackeral wrote: »

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Omackarel has fcuked off again I see.

Useless

I'm watching Peaky Fookin' Blinders.

And you shut your mouth.... BY ORDER!!!!!

I hope you have a pen and paper and are taking notes on how to run an empire.

Mam of 4 · 27-08-2019 10:40PM

Haven't tried the Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion , must see if I can find a packet tomorrow ..

ILoveYourVibes · 27-08-2019 10:41PM

Mam of 4 wrote: »

So if Tayto now taste how King used to taste , technically all ye Tayto lovers prefer King !

Stuff that in ye're pipes and smoke it , or just spit out your Taytos in disgust now

Honestly not sure what happened between Tayto and king ...maybe Tayto just put more of the crack version of cheese in theirs now than king and my addict tongue can't deal with king now.

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 10:41PM

Bacon Fries

Mam of 4 wrote: »

Haven't tried the Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Onion , must see if I can find a packet tomorrow ..

Dealz. You'll find all semi finalists in there.

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 10:43PM

Bacon Fries

Has to be:
Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion
V
Tayto

In one semi, not that im telling Omackeral how to run his competition

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 10:43PM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

Did you have to stretch out your foreskin first? I struggle to imagine getting 15 coins in mine although I'll try.

I guess you wouldn’t want to just “go in” without having played before. I’d recommend starting with 4, maybe 5, coins while sat on the end, or side, of the bed just after a shower.

Just make sure you are completely “down”, you don’t want any rush of blood taking up the essential space.

Once you’ve got a couple lined up and stacked on the “head”, skin it forward, enveloping the coins and if you want to add more only “peel” it back to the last coin.

Watch out for “pinching”, keep the coin stack as still as possible.

Good luck but don’t try to go “pro” too soon.

Baggly · 27-08-2019 10:46PM

Bacon Fries

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Has to be:
Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion
V
Tayto

In one semi, not that im telling Omackeral how to run his competition

Roger...... Jog on.

Telly · 27-08-2019 10:46PM

I’m never touching 5c coins again

Leg End Reject · 27-08-2019 10:48PM

Bacon Fries

Another emotional day folks. RIP burger bites, people randomly posting about eliminated crisps, morons thinking King are better than the god-like Tayto, a thread lock, Emmet with 15 5c coins under his spaniel ear-esque foreskin, fake cats and semis.

Time for sleep to prepare for tomorrow!

Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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