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EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 07:13PM

False Prophet wrote: »

Guess that's a strange and long winded way to vote for tayto cheese & onion

It is in its bollocks. It’s an irrelevant statement from someone who hasn’t a clue. Literally, not a “scooby”.

Tell me how · 27-08-2019 07:14PM

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Stevieluvsye wrote: »

This is a losing cause.

Meanies has this in the final

Donald Trump, Boris Johnson..... nah, lightening could never strike 3 times.
There's similarities with all 3 with their bitterness, little spikey blonde appearance and the picture on the bag is appropriate but we're too smart to fall in to the populist trap here in Ireland. We value substance, heritage, dependency.

jammiedodgers · 27-08-2019 07:14PM

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Unofficial tally of 23-9 to Tayto C&O

I'm counting Todd Gack's vote, he eventually got in with the reason of "they're nicer". Good man Todd!

Blueshoe · 27-08-2019 07:14PM

Had a bag off c+o tayto at lunch today.

They were shïte

Telly · 27-08-2019 07:15PM

LizT wrote: »

You know, I used to think you were sound.

Really?

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 27-08-2019 07:15PM

Bacon Fries

Glorious, oily, a little window with jagged pieces of crisos with black spots and green edges. Perfection.
Taytos

Cienciano · 27-08-2019 07:16PM

Hunky Dorys Salt and Malt Vinegar
They hurt you finger, you need to wear asbestos gloves to eat them. The blood from the alien facehugger is an ingredient.

Earthhorse · 27-08-2019 07:17PM

Telly wrote: »

Really?

Don’t make this about us, toots, it’s unbecoming of you.

LizT · 27-08-2019 07:18PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

When you first came across me earlier in this thread?

Yes, when you agreed with me about Banshee Bones. I’m very fickle.

Poor Uncle Tom · 27-08-2019 07:19PM

jammiedodgers wrote: »

Unofficial tally of 23-9 to Tayto C&O

I'm counting Todd Gack's vote, he eventually got in with the reason of "they're nicer". Good man Todd!

I'd rather suck damp monster munch out of a tramps sock through the intestines of month old road kill!

Walkers Max C&O, end thread.

Earthhorse · 27-08-2019 07:20PM

LizT wrote: »

Yes, when you agreed with me about Banshee Bones. I’m very fickle.

Much like the banshee herself...

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 07:20PM

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

I'd rather suck damp monster munch out of a tramps sock through the intestines of month old road kill!

Walkers Max C&O, end thread.

But that’s not the game

Telly · 27-08-2019 07:20PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Don’t make this about us, toots, it’s unbecoming of you.

There is no us.

LizT · 27-08-2019 07:21PM

Earthhorse wrote: »

Much like the banshee herself...

Plot twist, I am the Banshee

Tell me how · 27-08-2019 07:21PM

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Blueshoe wrote: »

Had a bag off c+o tayto at lunch today.

They were shïte

Try harder.

It would be some bit believable if you said you had never had them and that Salt and vinegar was the only flavour you ever wanted even though that too would be ridiculous.

Woke Hogan · 27-08-2019 07:21PM

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I rarely eat processed foods. I’m a man who’s almost sixty, having seen more sunsets than I am going to see. Even then, I despise nostalgia, and looking back to my halcyon days.

But I will never forget the days in the summer with my son and daughter, sitting on the beach, trying to teach them how to swim. My son took to the water like a fish and I suppose she took to it like a whale! Anyway we always used to go for goodies afterwards. Cheese and onion Taytos. Always.

pawdee · 27-08-2019 07:21PM

Hard to bate the old Crusti Crocs.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 27-08-2019 07:21PM

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Stevieluvsye wrote: »

But that’s not the game

Ssh now. He ended the thread. No replying.

Squall Leonhart · 27-08-2019 07:25PM

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It was the year Elvis Presley released his first single, Eamon de Valera was the Taoiseach of Ireland, Christy Brown released his autobiography, "My Left Foot", and in New York, Ellis Island took its last immigrant.

The world's first cheese and onion crisp came crashing on to the scene in 1954 in Ireland, Spud Murphy introduced the world to Tayto crisps and forever changed the face of the snack market.

Tayto is my vote.

clio_16v · 27-08-2019 07:25PM

Does anyone know where to get Real Crisps Roast Ox flavour?

Pintman Paddy Losty · 27-08-2019 07:26PM

Hunky dory salt and vinegar. Tayto are the porridge of crisps. Bland and tasteless.

Niska · 27-08-2019 07:26PM

Taytos

Cause they're the best (And HD S&V are lovely half the time / cardboard other haldf)

odyssey06 · 27-08-2019 07:27PM

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Earthhorse wrote: »

This is it, ladies and gentlemen, the perfect summation of the mindset of a Tayto voter. Three attempts and this is as imaginative and creative as it gets. If that’s the future ye want for Ireland, I give up.

The negative campaigning appears. Cant make a positivecase for their own candidate!

Telly · 27-08-2019 07:27PM

clio_16v wrote: »

Does anyone know where to get Real Crisps Roast Ox flavour?

Eeeeewwwww

Duane Dibbley · 27-08-2019 07:27PM

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Woke Hogan wrote: »

I rarely eat processed foods. I’m a man who’s almost sixty, having seen more sunsets than I am going to see. Even then, I despise nostalgia, and looking back to my halcyon days.

But I will never forget the days in the summer with my son and daughter, sitting on the beach, trying to teach them how to swim. My son took to the water like a fish and I suppose she took to it like a whale! Anyway we always used to go for goodies afterwards. Cheese and onion Taytos. Always.

Earthhorse · 27-08-2019 07:29PM

Woke Hogan wrote: »

I rarely eat processed foods. I’m a man who’s almost sixty, having seen more sunsets than I am going to see. Even then, I despise nostalgia, and looking back to my halcyon days.

But I will never forget the days in the summer with my son and daughter, sitting on the beach, trying to teach them how to swim. My son took to the water like a fish and I suppose she took to it like a whale! Anyway we always used to go for goodies afterwards. Cheese and onion Taytos. Always.

I’m not sure if the plot outline for a novel you never wrote counts as a reason.

Todd Gack · 27-08-2019 07:29PM

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Earthhorse wrote: »

This is it, ladies and gentlemen, the perfect summation of the mindset of a Tayto voter. Three attempts and this is as imaginative and creative as it gets. If that’s the future ye want for Ireland, I give up.

Your tears are delicious, not as delicious as a cheese and onion Tayto granted.

tayto lover · 27-08-2019 07:30PM

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Earthhorse wrote: »

This is it, ladies and gentlemen, the perfect summation of the mindset of a Tayto voter. Three attempts and this is as imaginative and creative as it gets. If that’s the future ye want for Ireland, I give up.

I understood it perfectly.

Ishmael · 27-08-2019 07:30PM

Hunky Dory's because I am a fiend for salt and vinegar. Cheese and onion tayto are fantastic though

Earthhorse · 27-08-2019 07:32PM

Todd Gack wrote: »

Your tears are delicious, not as delicious as a cheese and onion Tayto granted.

That’s right, lean into your cliches, Tayto lover.

tayto lover wrote: »

I understood it perfectly.

What?

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