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Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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  • #2912
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »
    Yeh it’s bollocks.

    I vote tayto precisely because it’s the plain man’s crisp. And a good one. Despite what some plonker said earlier eating tayto is not like supporting Leinster as a recent rugby convert. That’s more like the supporters of a fancy crisp. Tayto is the crisp of the masses. The people's Crisp. The unpretentious yet lovely crisp, consistent across generations, if not across packages.

    Tayto C&O is the crisp of this generation, the last and the next. The crisp of the culchie and the the Dub. It is part of us and up there with the pint of plain.

    It’s your only man.


    Give it a rest, dude, with your 'plain people of Ireland' shtick. Pretending to be representing the voice of people who eat their dinner at lunch. Romantic Ireland's dead and gone; it's with O'Leary in the grave.



    :rolleyes:


  • #2913
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    This is a losing cause.

    Meanies has this in the final


  • #2914
    bee06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,514 ✭✭✭bee06


    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    This is a losing cause.

    Meanies has this

    Over my dead body!


  • #2915
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Bacon Fries
    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    Give it a rest, dude, with your 'plain people of Ireland' shtick. Pretending to be representing the voice of people who eat their dinner at lunch. Romantic Ireland's dead and gone; it's with O'Leary in the grave.



    :rolleyes:

    They eat their dinner at dinner time. Noon or so.


  • #2916
    Amiya Inexpensive Stringer
    Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Amiya Inexpensive Stringer


    The Tayto ya get in the boxes at Christmas are a different breed.


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  • #2917
    Autosport
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,280 ✭✭✭✭Autosport


    Bacon Fries
    Tayto cheese and onion, Mr Tayto is a fine specimen and will always get my vote :)

    Mr Tayto for President!!!


  • #2918
    Fr_Dougal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,166 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    Hunky Dorys.

    Because my nana always said, ‘fuck Taytos, right up the ass’.


  • #2919
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,310 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Bacon Fries
    Tayto Cheese and Onion. The classic. The first flavoured crisp in the world. What more needs to be said? Oh yeah, they're lovely!! :cool:


  • #2920
    Los Lobos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 728 ✭✭✭Los Lobos


    Bacon Fries
    Tayto all day, one of the best moments of Christmas is buying a big box of Tayto cheese and onion, because you need them in the house for the visitors, and then having to buy another box two days later cos you scoffed them all


  • #2921
    cdeb
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,596 Mod ✭✭✭✭cdeb


    Tayto Cheese and Onion
    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    They invented fcuk all. Only a fat potato head
    lZIGXWg.jpg


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  • #2922
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    The Tayto ya get in the boxes at Christmas are a different breed.

    Jesus if ever the truth was told.

    It’s king only now at Xmas


  • #2923
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,977 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    Hunky Dorys.

    Because my nana always said, ‘fuck Taytos, right up the ass’.

    Wise words.

    A smart woman, if ever there was one.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #2924
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Los Lobos wrote: »
    Tayto all day, one of the best moments of Christmas is buying a big box of Tayto cheese and onion, because you need them in the house for the visitors, and then having to buy another box two days later cos you scoffed them all

    There **** in that box


  • #2925
    Uncharted
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,138 ✭✭✭Uncharted


    Bacon Fries
    Anyone have a tally on scores here ??


  • #2926
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Uncharted wrote: »
    Anyone have a tally on scores here ??

    I wouldn’t worry


  • #2927
    Stephen15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,905 ✭✭✭Stephen15


    Bacon Fries
    Has to be Tayto I like Hunky Dory's and salt and vinegar would be one of their nicer flavours and all that but it has to be Tayto


  • #2928
    Tell me how
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,297 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Bacon Fries
    Uncharted wrote: »
    Anyone have a tally on scores here ??

    Salt and Vinegar in the lead I reckon, really need to see some Tayto votes coming through just to make it interesting for the last final few minutes of the 1/4 finals.

    Be very boring to see a whitewash so hopefully some fence sitters will realise their through allegiance and vote for little old red coat.


  • #2929
    Duane Dibbley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 418 ✭✭Duane Dibbley


    Bacon Fries
    Stevieluvsye wrote: »
    This is a losing cause.

    Meanies has this in the final

    I disagree and I’m will to have a 10 euro charity bet with you that if Meanies and Tayto C&O meet in the final C&O will be victorious.

    The crisp is in your bag now


  • #2930
    STB.
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,380 ✭✭✭STB.


    Tayto C&O trading at 1.03 on Betfair.


    All over bar the shouting.


  • #2931
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Los Lobos wrote: »
    Tayto all day, one of the best moments of Christmas is buying a big box of Tayto cheese and onion, because you need them in the house for the visitors, and then having to buy another box two days later cos you scoffed them all

    That feeling they shopped in dunnes not giving a ballix about the guests


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  • #2932
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Tayto cheese and onion because it’s unpatriotic to vote any other way.


  • #2933
    Bif
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 730 ✭✭✭Bif


    Top 3:
    1. Keogh’s Salt & Vinegar
    2. Tayto Cheese & Onion (when up to standard, possibly best if QC improved)
    3. McCoy’s Salt & Vinegar

    Other honourable mentions...
    Honky Doty’s Cheese & Onion
    Walkers Salted.


  • #2934
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Todd Gack wrote: »
    Tayto, they are nicer.

    This is it, ladies and gentlemen, the perfect summation of the mindset of a Tayto voter. Three attempts and this is as imaginative and creative as it gets. If that’s the future ye want for Ireland, I give up.


  • #2935
    maudgonner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Bacon Fries
    I would hardly consider shifting someone if his breath didn't faintly reek of Tayto Cheese & Onion. Long live Spud Murphy!


  • #2936
    False Prophet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 842 ✭✭✭False Prophet


    Bif wrote: »
    Top 3:
    1. Keogh’s Salt & Vinegar
    2. Tayto Cheese & Onion (when up to standard, possibly best if QC improved)
    3. McCoy’s Salt & Vinegar

    Other honourable mentions...
    Honky Doty’s Cheese & Onion
    Walkers Salted.
    Guess that's a strange and long winded way to vote for tayto cheese & onion


  • #2937
    LizT
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,089 ✭✭✭✭LizT


    Earthhorse wrote: »
    This is it, ladies and gentlemen, the perfect summation of the mindset of a Tayto voter. Three attempts and this is as imaginative and creative as it gets. If that’s the future ye want for Ireland, I give up.

    You know, I used to think you were sound.


  • #2938
    Stevieluvsye
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,907 ✭✭✭Stevieluvsye


    Duane Dibbley wrote: »
    I disagree and I’m will to have a 10 euro charity bet with you that if Meanies and Tayto C&O meet in the final C&O will be victorious.

    The crisp is in your bag now

    Let’s see. Although I’ll be watching bake off at 8


  • #2939
    Amiya Inexpensive Stringer
    Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Amiya Inexpensive Stringer


    Bif wrote: »
    Top 3:
    1. Keogh’s Salt & Vinegar
    2. Tayto Cheese & Onion (when up to standard, possibly best if QC improved)
    3. McCoy’s Salt & Vinegar

    Other honourable mentions...
    Honky Doty’s Cheese & Onion
    Walkers Salted.

    You're definitely in your 60s, at the very least.


  • #2940
    Earthhorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,724 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    LizT wrote: »
    You know, I used to think you were sound.

    When you first came across me earlier in this thread?


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  • #2941
    Bif
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 730 ✭✭✭Bif


    False Prophet wrote: »
    Guess that's a strange and long winded way to vote for tayto cheese & onion
    Fine words to be fair?


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