Ultimate Crisp Tournament

d8491prj5boyvg · 27-08-2019 05:45PM

Waffles. Have you ever eaten a full packet of bacon fries? Saltier than a sailors pocket.

Necro · 27-08-2019 05:45PM

Uncharted wrote: »

It's like the Handmaids tale here all of a sudden.

Respect the glory of Tayto Cheese and onion.

All together now.......
Blessed day.
Under Mr Tayto's eye.

You're only voting Waffles to try and oust Bacon Fries before they potentially clash.

Tactical voting...

I like it

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 05:47PM

Bacon Fries

Necro wrote: »

You're only voting Waffles to try and oust Bacon Fries before they potentially clash.

Tactical voting...

I like it

* twirls moustache AGAIN.

The fcuking thing has practically fallen off at this stage. :pac:

27-08-2019 05:48PM

Bacon Fries go hand in hand with a local sup. They have my vote.

Waffles are an abomination.

False Prophet · 27-08-2019 05:50PM

Unofficial tally
24 to 14 in favour of bacon fries with 1 minute left

yabadabado · 27-08-2019 05:52PM

Bacon Fries

Waffles

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 05:53PM

False Prophet wrote: »

Unofficial tally
24 to 14 in favour of bacon fries with 1 minute left

Game over.

Necro · 27-08-2019 05:54PM

Now to take down the Tayto empire Mwahahaha

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 05:54PM

Bacon Fries

Necro wrote: »

Now to take down the Tayto empire Mwahahaha

Necro · 27-08-2019 05:56PM

Wait they're up against Hunky Dory's S&V right?

Fook that, I'll take my chances in the semis

Will I Am Not · 27-08-2019 05:57PM

Bacon Fries. They’re what Waffles are trying to be.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 27-08-2019 06:00PM

Bacon Fries

I hear Mr Tayto is a racist.

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 06:01PM

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

I hear Mr Tayto is a racist.

And voted trump

False Prophet · 27-08-2019 06:02PM

Necro wrote: »

Wait they're up against Hunky Dory's S&V right?

Fook that, I'll take my chances in the semis

Yep, tayto will annihilate them.
Then probably get drawn against HD sour cream in the semi final and hammer them.
Then they will beat the tired and battle weary survivor of the bacon fries v meanies in the final

STB. · 27-08-2019 06:02PM

False Prophet wrote: »

Unofficial tally
24 to 14 in favour of bacon fries with 1 minute left

Absolute bollox. Bacon Fries are something you would slip under an uneven table.

Wouldn't have stood a chance against Rancheros back in the day.

Like Furstenburg, Smokey Bacon Sam Spudz were taken off the market because they were just too good.

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 27-08-2019 06:03PM

Bacon Fries

Fun fact. Furstenburg means “First in the town”.

PARlance · 27-08-2019 06:08PM

Anti-Tatyos at the ready!!!

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 06:10PM

PARlance wrote: »

Anti-Tatyos at the ready!!!

I’m not anti Tayto, just anti “cheese and onion” or “sour cream” winning this venerable competition.

False Prophet · 27-08-2019 06:10PM

Anti S&V assemble

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 06:12PM

Bacon Fries

False Prophet wrote: »

Anti S&V assemble

Reporting for duty

27-08-2019 06:12PM

Bacon Fries

Deleted User wrote: »

Ah sorry!

Hunky Dory sour cream and onion are wonderful. Their cheese and onion are a close second. Compared to the humble tayto they are streets ahead. HD's are my favourite of all the regular crisps.

Now. Fancy crisps. I like Kettle sea salt and vinegar. I can never choose between O'Donnells and Keoghs but anything onion is good. Its hard to pick a favourite fancy crisp. You know you can get special 'healthy' crisps aswell. Luke's kale and quinoa flavoured. Or something like that.

False Prophet wrote: »

We dont need your life story or your fancy crisps. Shouldn't you be in Bulgaria or somewhere buying apartments.

A truly awful contribution that was. Utter poison.

Tell me how · 27-08-2019 06:18PM

Bacon Fries

False Prophet wrote: »

Anti S&V assemble

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Reporting for duty

Checking in

(weren't we supposed to do this by PM)

27-08-2019 06:21PM

Bacon Fries

Official score for this 1/4 Final is Bacon Fries 24-13 Waffles.

Smith's Bacon Fries advance to the semi final

STB. · 27-08-2019 06:23PM

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

Fun fact. Furstenburg means “First in the town”.

For me it was first on the ground.

Rumour has it that NASA tested it in their jet propulsion laboratory but it was just too strong.

Crisps: Champion "Wuster" Sauce flavour crisps would have given Usain Bolt a run for his money, back in their prime.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 06:25PM

Bacon Fries

Let the real battle commence.

Hon the Tayto C+O

Earthhorse · 27-08-2019 06:26PM

Finally, a sane result.

Tell me how · 27-08-2019 06:26PM

Bacon Fries

Originally Posted by Omackeral
Feast your eyes upon the Elite 8.

Burger Bites 1/4 Final Match 1 Loser on 20 votes
Hunky Dorys Cheedar Cheese and Spring Onion 1/4 Final Match 1 Winner on 22 votes
Perri Cheese and Onion 1/4 Final Match 2 Loser on 10 votes
Meanies 1/4 Final Match 2 Winner on 27 votes
Waffles1/4 Final Match 3 Loser on 13 votes
Smiths Bacon Fries 1/4 Final Match 3 Winner on 24 votes
Hunky Dorys Salt and Malt Vinegar 1/4 Final Match 4
Tayto Cheese and Onion 1/4 Final Match 4

Tie of the round remaining (although who knows when it will be on, reckon online status of some participants is being observed to influence kick off time)

27-08-2019 06:31PM

Bacon Fries

Tell me how wrote: »

Tie of the round remaining (although who knows when it will be on, reckon online status of some participants is being observed to influence kick off time)

You're doing a great service with your tallying of scores but you're also a whiney little bitch. Not sure how to feel about you.

Roger Hassenforder · 27-08-2019 06:32PM

Bacon Fries

Tell me how wrote: »

Tie of the round remaining (although who knows when it will be on, reckon online status of some participants is being observed to influence kick off time)

Wont be the first stroke pulled in this.

JohnnyFlash · 27-08-2019 06:32PM

I get the feeling we are going to have an influx of Tayto Cheese and Onion fans.

The same sort of people who really got into following the Irish rugby team in the past few years. Always knew they should support them, but wouldn't really bother if they weren't winning. Up until Saturday, you would have found them in pubs shouting at TV screens telling Murray to use the lines to get the inside 7 working. And now they aren't so sure. They are having doubts. Do they even care? Does anyone, deep down? What are they about? They've loved Irish rugby, Manchester United, Tayto Cheese and Onion, FF. Always the populist choice. Bandwagon hoppers.

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