Ultimate Crisp Tournament

False Prophet · 27-08-2019 12:34PM

snowgal wrote: »

So whats the story now please?? Like can I leave boards for a little while and get a little bit of work done or will I come back and all hell has broken loose and Ive missed the big guns?! (well whatever de feck 'big guns' mean without King, Banshee bones and frisps )

The glorious leader will inform us when the next round will take place.
Just note that it can then actually start at any moment when he isnt chasing pussy, watching the rose of tralee, or minding his imaginary children.

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 12:34PM

Bacon Fries

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

In Soviet Russia chickatees would be second. And first. Commie crisp.

Aye, classic tsyplenokaty

Up Donegal · 27-08-2019 12:35PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Specsavers.ie.

Still on the go mate.

Specsavers indeed! I've just noticed that I've put an extra 'v' in over!:o

snowgal · 27-08-2019 12:42PM

OK Im risking it, Im leaving you all for a short time only. DONT DO anything foolish ye hear! cool heads

PARlance · 27-08-2019 12:44PM

Omackeral wrote: »

There will be nothing of the sort. This is F.A. Cup style warfare. Giantkillers and Goliaths

The Goliaths / Chickatees of this world join the F.A. Cup in later rounds...

27-08-2019 12:44PM

Bacon Fries

Right here's the craic. I'm in work until 8PM. I have a tea break from 4:45 to 5:15. Can probably mash a keypad and get a match or two done before that.

This is gonna disgust a few people but I've told mates (as in real life people, not fake profiles, not lookalike cats) that I'd meet them after my shift.

I'm trying til hold it all together for all my Little Crispies

Up Donegal · 27-08-2019 12:45PM

snowgal wrote: »

OK Im risking it, Im leaving you all for a short time only. DONT DO anything foolish ye hear! cool heads

Us!? Do anything foolish!?? Do you really think there's a remote chance of that happening?:)

27-08-2019 12:46PM

Bacon Fries

PARlance wrote: »

The Goliaths / Chickatees of this world join the F.A. Cup in later rounds...

Yeah but no teams get a second chance like Chickatess did. You and others would do well to remember that.

JohnnyFlash · 27-08-2019 12:46PM

Let’s just crown Meanies as the rightful winner, with a Hall of Fame award going to Tayto Cheese and Onion.

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 12:47PM

Omackeral wrote: »

Right here's the craic. I'm in work until 8PM. I have a tea break from 4:45 to 5:15. Can probably mash a keypad and get a match or two done before that.

This is gonna disgust a few people but I've told mates (as in real life people, not fake profiles, not lookalike cats) that I'd meet them after my shift.

I'm trying til hold it all together for all my Little Crispies

How would a request to have the finals during office hours tomorrow go down???

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 12:48PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

Right here's the craic. I'm in work until 8PM. I have a tea break from 4:45 to 5:15. Can probably mash a keypad and get a match or two done before that.

This is gonna disgust a few people but I've told mates (as in real life people, not fake profiles, not lookalike cats) that I'd meet them after my shift.

I'm trying til hold it all together for all my Little Crispies

It pleases you to have us crisp junkies here,salivating and frothing ,at your beck and call.

Puppets on your string.

Pfffft. You disgust me.

GIVE US OUR COMPETITION !!!!!!

27-08-2019 12:49PM

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

Thai
Pringles have no busines here

No, they do not. Pringles have as much rice starch in them as potato and corn based snacks have no place at all in an ultimate crisp Tournament.

Crisps are made of spud. Not rice, not corn. It's not only going against the letter of the Tournament, but also the spirit of the Tournament.

Yours,
Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 12:49PM

Bacon Fries

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Let’s just crown Meanies as the rightful winner, with a Hall of Fame award going to Tayto Cheese and Onion.

You're dead to me Johnny.

Markcheese · 27-08-2019 12:50PM

Well if we're including non crisp crisps, rancheros and chipstix should be in the mix, and at a push hula hoops....
(but chipstix get my vote)

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 12:53PM

I'm on the green hunky dory as we speak and while delightfully fresh with a light coating of flavouring the portion size is more than upsetting. I usually work of a ratio of one packet per sambo, haven't eaten my first half of said sambo and i'm down to sharp bits at the end

27-08-2019 12:54PM

Bacon Fries

Right. Here's how the quarter final round will work. Pay attention please.

*All draws are random*

*All matches will have a 1 hour time limit. It's most votes wins from the moment the match starts until 60 minutes elapses*

*Any votes after the allotted time will not count.*

*Extra time will be utilised in the event of a draw*

*Include reasons for your choices*

27-08-2019 12:57PM

Bacon Fries

Markcheese wrote: »

Well if we're including non crisp crisps, rancheros and chipstix should be in the mix, and at a push hula hoops....
(but chipstix get my vote)

Get a load of this f*cker waltzing in here.

WE'VE BEEN IN THE TRENCHES SINCE DAY ONE MAN!

27-08-2019 12:59PM

What kind of rinky-dink operation are you running here?

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 01:01PM

Deleted User wrote: »

What kind of rinky-dink operation are you running here?

and it's words like this that bring a smile to my face

False Prophet · 27-08-2019 01:01PM

Hour limit, ah here this tournament will never be over.
The semis will have to have 24 hours and the final a month.
I predict chaos

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 01:01PM

Bacon Fries

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

haven't eaten my first half of said sambo and i'm down to sharp bits at the end

I'm fully convinced Hunky Dory's are owned by a consortium of dentists.

Those fcuking daggers of doom at the bottom of the bag are truly evil.

JohnnyFlash · 27-08-2019 01:02PM

You’ll have to write a fûcking novella explaining why you picked Meanies over Rancheros.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 01:02PM

Bacon Fries

False Prophet wrote: »

Hour limit, ah here this tournament will never be over.
The semis will have to have 24 hours and the final a month

......

And your point is ??? .......

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 01:02PM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

I'm fully convinced Hunky Dory's are owned by a consortium of dentists.

Those fcuking daggers of doom at the bottom of the bag are truly evil.

Those are shards of savage pleasure

27-08-2019 01:03PM

Bacon Fries

Fair warning.... gonna try get the lunchtime crowd with the first match of the quarter finals at around 13:30

Not sure what availability I'll have all day so could be a bit sporadic. Stay tuned...

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 01:03PM

Deleted User wrote: »

What kind of rinky-dink operation are you running here?

I fear a prisoner may have gotten hold of O's phone and is now trying to ruin his life by messing with what he holds dearest, his tournament.

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 01:04PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Those are shards of savage pleasure

Yes, dangerous but immensly delightful as they seem to catch the majority of the Dory Dust

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 01:04PM

Bacon Fries

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Those are shards of savage pleasure

Obviously another dentist.

Fcuk you and your root canals.

Asking for 1200 quid to drill a hole in MY fcuking jaw.
Perverts !!!!

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 01:04PM

Bacon Fries

Omackeral wrote: »

Fair warning.... gonna try get the lunchtime crowd with the first match of the quarter finals at around 13:30

Not sure what availability I'll have all day so could be a bit sporadic. Stay tuned...

Ah jesus I was gonna head up the town for a bitta lunch.

Can't trust leaving the thread with some of these scoundrels

PARlance · 27-08-2019 01:05PM

I see the d1ckheads have arrived to tell us what a crisp is!

If you want the Ultimate Potatoe Crisp Tournament go ahead and suck on a spud.

Ultimate Crisp Tournament

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