Ultimate Crisp Tournament

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 11:59AM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

Away ta fcuk !!!!!

Ah you're only a Puppet. Keep waving that Tayto flag - that's what they want, man. Big Crispa, they've got you in their back pocket huh?

Perri was where it was at. Perfect thickness, divine flavour, more than 5 crisps in the bag - they had it all.

But you keep cheering for The Cult why doncha?

Cienciano · 27-08-2019 11:59AM

I hope Hunky Dorys CO win. Great just out of a bag, better in a sandwich than Tayto and you can have a few on plate to make your deli sandwich 100 times better. They're a better crisp than the tayto and it's time for people to stop voting for nostalgia and admit the bog standard tayto crisp has been bettered.

27-08-2019 11:59AM

Bacon Fries

odyssey06 wrote: »

Smiths Bacon Fries and Tayto Cheese and Onion better not be drawn together until the final!

Some sort of seeding is needed based on performance in earlier rounds.

There will be nothing of the sort. This is F.A. Cup style warfare. Giantkillers and Goliaths

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 12:00PM

Bacon Fries

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Shocking Gerry. I'm genuinely thinking I might have to go for Meanies or Bacon Fries here. Grand snacks and all but hardly deserving of the title of Ultimate Crisp.

I feel like my dog has just died and I've listened to an audiobook on the whole affair narrated by Emmet. Full of talk of gasping fish mouths and re-bores, no doubt.

DMcB - Meanies? Feckin' Meanies? Give over outta that will ya. Bacon fries, no bother, but Meanies? I'm shaking my head here. Sour aul bastards

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 12:00PM

Uncharted wrote: »

Perspective man.

Get some.

It's not THAT bad

:pac:

Slightly alarmed at your attitude here, U. It displays a distinct lack of respect for the subject at hand. Now, I'm going on my break but I've left a note for Necro to have a word with you, as soon as he gets in.

It's this kind of attitude that led us to allow Jedward to live for so long and it must be halted in its tracks. Its tracks, U. In them.

Cienciano · 27-08-2019 12:03PM

Omackeral wrote: »

There will be nothing of the sort. This is F.A. Cup style warfare. Giantkillers and Goliaths

Good, Big Crisp haven't send lobbyists around to Omackeral. If your crisp needs seeding to win, it's not good enough. Going to be some tough decisions to be made here

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 12:04PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Sour aul bastards

You've hit the nail on the head here, G. They remind me of myself.

Did you ever hear the expression "he'd eat himself if he could"?

27-08-2019 12:05PM

Waffles. Definitely waffles. Best of that lot.

Just getting it in there now

RIP s&v hh

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 12:06PM

Bacon Fries

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Ah you're only a Puppet. Keep waving that Tayto flag - that's what they want, man. Big Crispa, they've got you in their back pocket huh?

Perri was where it was at. Perfect thickness, divine flavour, more than 5 crisps in the bag - they had it all.

But you keep cheering for The Cult why doncha?

Hi. Have you got a moment for a quick survey ?

* QUICK. start the van

27-08-2019 12:11PM

Bacon Fries - the inferior brother of Scampi.

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. · 27-08-2019 12:11PM

Bacon Fries

I appear to have missed a few of the death matches from last night. I notice that both Salt and Vinegar Hula Hoops AND Buffalo Flavour Hunky Dorys are gone. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK YOU!!! I'LL PISS ON YOUR GRAVES YOU LITTLE BITCHES. ITS THE CURSE OF THE CHICKATEES!!!!!

snowgal · 27-08-2019 12:15PM

Deleted User wrote: »

Bacon Fries - the inferior brother of Scampi.

post reported. Disgusting language.........

Deebles McBeebles · 27-08-2019 12:15PM

Lil Sally Anne Jnr. wrote: »

I appear to have missed a few of the death matches from last night. I notice that both Salt and Vinegar Hula Hoops AND Buffalo Flavour Hunky Dorys are gone. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH PHUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK YOU!!! I'LL PISS ON YOUR GRAVES YOU LITTLE BITCHES. ITS THE CURSE OF THE CHICKATEES!!!!!

Take 5 minutes in the jacks there, Sally. Get it outta ya before you emerge.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 12:15PM

Bacon Fries

snowgal wrote: »

post reported. Disgusting language.........

True though

JohnnyFlash · 27-08-2019 12:15PM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Bacon Fries - the inferior brother of Scampi.

I’d agree, but we are in the minority. There seems to be a general dislike of shellfish flavoured crisps. Which is a damn shame to be honest.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 12:17PM

Bacon Fries

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’d agree, but we are in the minority. There seems to be a general dislike of shellfish flavoured crisps. Which is a damn shame to be honest.

I blame the underage discos of the early 90's.

Shockin' flashbacks.

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 12:19PM

Uncharted wrote: »

I blame the underage discos of the early 90's.

Shockin' flashbacks.

That “smell”.

odyssey06 · 27-08-2019 12:19PM

Bacon Fries

Cienciano wrote: »

Good, Big Crisp haven't send lobbyists around to Omackeral. If your crisp needs seeding to win, it's not good enough. Going to be some tough decisions to be made here

I was thinking more of making sure the silver and bronze medals go to the most worthy competitors, not down to the luck of the open draw...

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 12:22PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

That “smell”.

Farts, Smirnoff Ice & Lynx Africa?

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 12:22PM

Bacon Fries

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

That “smell”.

Only the lucky ones knew that glorious " stink "

False Prophet · 27-08-2019 12:24PM

odyssey06 wrote: »

I was thinking more of making sure the silver and bronze medals go to the most worthy competitors, not down to the luck of the open draw...

Yep you have a point, but its tricky to give chickatees the silver when already out.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 12:26PM

Bacon Fries

False Prophet wrote: »

Yep you have a point, but its tricky to give chickatees the silver when already out.

Exactly.

We're not in Mother Russia.

This is a democracy, dammit !!!

EmmetSpiceland · 27-08-2019 12:27PM

gerrybbadd wrote: »

Farts, Smirnoff Ice & Lynx Africa?

Smirnoff Ice didn’t feature in my teenage disco years, G. We had “Woodies” and “Hooch”. Ghastly sugar-filled yokes.

Uncharted wrote: »

Only the lucky ones knew that glorious " stink "

Some of them still order a packet of “Scampi Fries” after a few jars just to get the memories flowing and their blood up.

snowgal · 27-08-2019 12:27PM

So whats the story now please?? Like can I leave boards for a little while and get a little bit of work done or will I come back and all hell has broken loose and Ive missed the big guns?! (well whatever de feck 'big guns' mean without King, Banshee bones and frisps

)

Stevieluvsye · 27-08-2019 12:29PM

A good quality of poster contributing to this thread, subtle and sometimes obvious attempts of what i'd call good humour

Unfortunately i don't participate in anything after 6 on here but i would have been devastated by some of the choices, especially scampi going early doors

And Perri cheese n onion going through?????????? I'd rather eat a frozen KVI burger

gerrybbadd · 27-08-2019 12:31PM

Bacon Fries

Stevieluvsye wrote: »

A good quality of poster contributing to this thread, subtle and sometimes obvious attempts of what i'd call good humour

Unfortunately i don't participate in anything after 6 on here but i would have been devastated by some of the choices, especially scampi going early doors

And Perri cheese n onion going through?????????? I'd rather eat a frozen KVI burger

Damn right Perri went through. Crisps of the Gods themselves.

Get those 20 yr old KVI's out of that freezer, cos you're going in

Franz Von Peppercorn II · 27-08-2019 12:32PM

Bacon Fries

Uncharted wrote: »

Exactly.

We're not in Mother Russia.

This is a democracy, dammit !!!

In Soviet Russia chickatees would be second. And first. Commie crisp.

Up Donegal · 27-08-2019 12:33PM

King Salt & Vinegar crisps.
Are they still available? It must be ovver 30 years since I saw them.

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 12:33PM

Bacon Fries

Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »

In Soviet Russia chickatees would be second. And first. Commie crisp.

In Russia, Chickatees vote for you .

Uncharted · 27-08-2019 12:34PM

Bacon Fries

Up Donegal wrote: »

King Salt & Vinegar crisps.
Are they still available? It must be ovver 30 years since I saw them.

Specsavers.ie.

Still on the go mate.

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