Female orgasm through penetrative sex

Reviews and Books Galore · 23-08-2019 12:35AM

Sardonicat wrote: »

I don't know what you had tonight, but whatever it was, you had too much.

I had a bottle of wine with spicy food :P

But, it might suprise you that what I said is true. Aan "orgasimig" is actually ejacukating and dies not necessarily equal orgasim in the same way a woman thinks as orgasim.

I imagine men find mind blowing orgasins quite rare tbh, and mostly its more like relieving an aching muscle tbh.

Sardonicat · 23-08-2019 12:39AM

Reviews and Books Galore wrote: »

I had a bottle of wine with spicy food :P

But, it might suprise you that what I said is true. Aan "orgasimig" is actually ejacukating and dies not necessarily equal orgasim in the same way a woman thinks as orgasim.

I imagine men find mind blowing orgasins quite rare tbh, and mostly its more like relieving an aching muscle tbh.

I don't doubt for one second what your saying. I just think those spices have gone to your head and it might be sleepy time. You'll understand why when you read over this in the morning.

Reviews and Books Galore · 23-08-2019 12:45AM

Sardonicat wrote: »

I don't doubt for one second what your saying. I just think those spices have gone to your head and it might be sleepy time. You'll understand why when you read over this in the morning.

You might be right, but I'm actually pretty chill in regards to the topic that were talking about.

I shall not post until tomorrow and enjoy my wine :0

Sardonicat · 23-08-2019 12:48AM

Reviews and Books Galore wrote: »

You might be right, but I'm actually pretty chill in regards to the topic that were talking about.

I shall not post until tomorrow and enjoy my wine :0

It's not what you posted, more how you posted it.

Enjoy your wine,
; )

23-08-2019 12:49AM

Sardonicat wrote: »

I don't doubt for one second what your saying. I just think those spices have gone to your head and it might be sleepy time. You'll understand why when you read over this in the morning.

You should also doubt at least some of what he or she is saying. Especially that ‘like a sneeze’ bit or no ejaculation in relation to male orgasms in general. Quite simply, that isn’t at all normal. That’s more like a sign that someone needs to go speak to their GP and/or visit an STI/STD clinic.

Sardonicat · 23-08-2019 12:53AM

JayZeus wrote: »

You should also doubt at least some of what he or she is saying. Especially that ‘like a sneeze’ bit or no ejaculation in relation to male orgasms in general. Quite simply, that isn’t at all normal. That’s more like a sign that someone needs to go speak to their GP and/or visit an STD clinic.

Actually, some medications can result in dry orgasms and less intense orgasms in men. I've heard if dry orgasms before. I think it could be a thing in tantric sex, not sure. But yeah, if it happens for no reason and with regularly it probably wouldn't for any harm to have things checked out.

ILoveYourVibes · 23-08-2019 12:54AM

[]Actually, some medications can result in dry orgasms and less intense orgasms in men. I've heard if dry orgasms before. I think it could be a thing in tantric sex, not sure. But yeah, if it happens for no reason and with regularly it probably wouldn't for any harm to have things checked out.[/QUOTE]

JayZeus wrote: »

You should also doubt at least some of what he or she is saying. Especially that ‘like a sneeze’ bit or no ejaculation in relation to male orgasms in general. Quite simply, that isn’t at all normal. That’s more like a sign that someone needs to go speak to their GP and/or visit an STI/STD clinic.

It's called a dry male orgasm apparently.

I had never actually heard of it until now.

https://www.netdoctor.co.uk/conditions/sexual-health/a2268/dry-orgasms/

Reviews and Books Galore · 23-08-2019 12:56AM

Sardonicat wrote: »

It's not what you posted, more how you posted it.

Enjoy your wine,
; )

I will!!! I haven't drank in a while and I'm not actually a big fan of this tbh.

Edit: Oddly fun though.

andekwarhola · 23-08-2019 02:41AM

A sadly absent legendary boards poster once bemoaned threads like this as being akin to overhearing your parents discussing sex.

Might have been paraphrased incorrectly, apologies.

Pintman Paddy Losty · 23-08-2019 07:59AM

Whoever thinks they can't make a woman come through penetration hasn't a notion.

I've bulled women of every class colour and creed and the pintman has them quivering and writhing in ecstacy with his love truncheon. While my bride frightener is a formidable size (like a fleshy veiny pringles can with a bulbous pink aubergine balanced on top) it my action that has my conquests leaking like an old fridge an' screaming blue murder for more.

Anyone bird having trouble in that department can rely on the pintman to show them the way.

23-08-2019 08:07AM

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Whoever thinks they can't make a woman come through penetration hasn't a notion.

I've bulled women of every class colour and creed and the pintman has them quivering and writhing in ecstacy with his love truncheon. While my bride frightener is a formidable size (like a fleshy veiny pringles can with a bulbous pink aubergine balanced on top) it my action that has my conquests leaking like an old fridge an' screaming blue murder for more.

Anyone bird having trouble in that department can rely on the pintman to show them the way.

I’d say your head looks like a veiny Pringle’s can with aubergine on top.

In reality you probably have an entirely average cock and the libido of a middle aged overweight heavy drinker on beta blockers.

The only stiff one you hold in your hands is a neat whiskey down the pub.

Pintman Walter Mitty.

Day Lewin · 23-08-2019 08:31AM

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Whoever thinks they can't make a woman come through penetration hasn't a notion.

I've bulled women of every class colour and creed and the pintman has them quivering and writhing in ecstacy with his love truncheon. While my bride frightener is a formidable size (like a fleshy veiny pringles can with a bulbous pink aubergine balanced on top) it my action that has my conquests leaking like an old fridge an' screaming blue murder for more.

Anyone bird having trouble in that department can rely on the pintman to show them the way.

The Huge Willy Myth is widespread among males and many of them believe it.

No, a massive battering ram does NOT make the experience better for women.
Nor do we want to see photos of it, nor read a description.
Cripes, its only a willy, every man has one.
It's how you use it that makes a difference. Read the whole preceding thread!

PS I seem to remember that the OP (or some early poster) asked if any women had pretended to have an orgasm;
This didn't get many replies - but consider the benefits of pretending whatever it takes to make him go away.

Pintman Paddy Losty · 23-08-2019 08:32AM

JayZeus wrote: »

I’d say your head looks like a veiny Pringle’s can with aubergine on top.

In reality you probably have an entirely average cock and the libido of a middle aged overweight heavy drinker on beta blockers.

The only stiff one you hold in your hands is a neat whiskey down the pub.

Pintman Walter Mitty.

You can believe what you want laddie, but the pintman tells no lies.

Only 3 weeks ago I was on Spain's southern coast for five days of "golf" with the lads. On the third evening I hooked up with a tasty Latvian bird. 24 years old. She was mighty impressed with the pintman's sword work. Wet as an otters pocket and yelping like an agitated chihuahua.

And yes, that was after a fair few San Miguel's and whiskey chasers. No performance enhancing drugs needed. No blue pills for the pintman.

Poor Uncle Tom · 23-08-2019 08:44AM

There, there Paddy, seems like you're trying very hard to convince yourself of something.....

23-08-2019 09:01AM

Dial Hard wrote: »

I don't know a single woman who uses a dildo to masturbate.

I do

B0jangles · 23-08-2019 09:04AM

I think some of you are missing the point of the Pintman's performance - it's entirely for the lads at the bar. They never tell these amazing stories in front of the women who could turn around and say 'yeah, I remember that night - 5 and a half thrusts, a grunt, and then you fell asleep on top of me like a lumpy wet duvet full of guinness farts'

23-08-2019 09:08AM

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

You can believe what you want laddie, but the pintman tells no lies.

Only 3 weeks ago I was on Spain's southern coast for five days of "golf" with the lads. On the third evening I hooked up with a tasty Latvian bird. 24 years old. She was mighty impressed with the pintman's sword work. Wet as an otters pocket and yelping like an agitated chihuahua.

And yes, that was after a fair few San Miguel's and whiskey chasers. No performance enhancing drugs needed. No blue pills for the pintman.

Ah yes, Pintman's golf trips, where furious solo masturbation on the creaking flea-riddled bed in a self catering apartment, after a day playing well over par on a crusty golf course was followed by some pints and hammered horse-meat whilst being told to go F yourself by disgusted young women you decided 'loved your massive pringle tube' is more the way it plays out for you I'll bet.

And Pintman, paying some 'tasty Latvian bird' to pretend she was impressed with your 'sword' (more likely to look like a raw cumberland sausage with a burst case anyway) and pretend to orgasm doesn't make you a legend anywhere but in your own head.

EmmetSpiceland · 23-08-2019 09:08AM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

It's called a dry male orgasm apparently.

I had never actually heard of it until now.

https://www.netdoctor.co.uk/conditions/sexual-health/a2268/dry-orgasms/

I thought the “dry orgasm” was the one when you’re on your 7th or 8th “tug” of the day, and haven’t drank enough water, so when it comes time to “blow” all you get is dust.

Like a puff of talc, or spores. Heard it can be quite irritating and sore if you don’t get it under the tap or into a glass of water quick as you can. Heard it causes your “ejaculatory” muscles to convulse, or spasm, which gives a “gasping-like” feeling all up your knob.

All very unpleasant, or so I’ve heard.

Feisar · 23-08-2019 09:10AM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Gently suck.

Try it. If you dont like it ...you don't have to get him to do it again.

Also the area around it.

I've this sucky clit technique developed.

It'd knock an orgasm out of a corpse.

23-08-2019 09:11AM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

I thought the “dry orgasm” was the one when you’re on your 7th or 8th “tug” of the day, and haven’t drank enough water, so when it comes time to “blow” all you get is dust.

Like a puff of talc, or spores. Heard it can be quite irritating and sore if you don’t get it under the tap or into a glass of water quick as you can. Heard it causes your “ejaculatory” muscles to convulse, or spasm, which gives a “gasping-like” feeling all up your knob.

All very unpleasant, or so I’ve heard.

You should get your ears looked at and if they're okay, tell whoever you're hearing these things from to STFU.

Wibbs · 23-08-2019 09:11AM

Reviews and Books Galore wrote: »

Also, about male orgasins, you know, orgasim doesnt necessarily coincide with ejaculation.

I do know that if I ever suffered an orgasin I"d be hotfooting it to my GP.

23-08-2019 09:23AM

Ah women's orgasms. Pages of posts and still we are none the wiser. Like those Ted talks about the female orgasm... Some woman gets up on stage and goes on for 20 minutes about how men don't understand women's sexuality... But never once explains it. No wonder men don't ****ing understand it!!!!

The whole playing with the clit thing was not something that the 2 lovers in my life (I married young and was actually faithful) enjoyed at all despite my best efforts. Fingers inside worked far better.

Feisar · 23-08-2019 09:24AM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

Verrry Interrrrrestink.

Never would have thought this.

Would certainly be less messy

I had (I think) one of those tantric orgasms from prostate massaging plus a blowjob. I had an out of body type experience. I ejaculated after however it was an afterthought and not really part of the experience.

bo0li5eumx12kp · 23-08-2019 09:33AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Ah women's orgasms. Pages of posts and still we are none the wiser. Like those Ted talks about the female orgasm... Some woman gets up on stage and goes on for 20 minutes about how men don't understand women's sexuality... But never once explains it. No wonder men don't ****ing understand it!!!!

The whole playing with the clit thing was not something that the 2 lovers in my life (I married young and was actually faithful) enjoyed at all despite my best efforts. Fingers inside worked far better.

TED talks?

Link?

Greyfox · 23-08-2019 10:12AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Fingers inside worked far better.

I find my thumb better than fingers when it comes to foreplay but its all trial and error, like fixing a PC there's some things that work often and some things that work some of the time, every woman is different and there's no works for all approach. I think any guy not willing to put time into foreplay is an idiot as the more she gets out of it the more you get to have sex

Wibbs · 23-08-2019 10:17AM

Tantra. Suburban hippie edging with extra woo woo.

Reviews and Books Galore · 23-08-2019 10:19AM

Day Lewin wrote: »

The Huge Willy Myth is widespread among males and many of them believe it.

No, a massive battering ram does NOT make the experience better for women.
Nor do we want to see photos of it, nor read a description.
Cripes, its only a willy, every man has one.
It's how you use it that makes a difference. Read the whole preceding thread!

PS I seem to remember that the OP (or some early poster) asked if any women had pretended to have an orgasm;
This didn't get many replies - but consider the benefits of pretending whatever it takes to make him go away.

I don't agree with that tbh. A lot of women enjoy a well endowed man as one part of the experience and there is no shame in it. If a man feels ashamed or insecure about his endowment, it's silly as a woman likes the man and not the unit.

Feisar · 23-08-2019 10:20AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Tantra. Suburban hippie edging with extra woo woo.

That's why i added the, I think!

I experienced something but feck knows what it was!

JohnnyFlash · 23-08-2019 10:21AM

Wibbs wrote: »

Tantra. Suburban hippie edging with extra woo woo.

Is that the thing that bollocks Sting was into? Does it involve drugs? I smoked a joint there a few weeks ago, and got a horn on me you could beat a student out of a bedsit with. Fierce randy.

But put me on the nosebag and I get a desperate case of ‘coke cock’. Not a fücking mag out of my Mickey. Dirty thoughts, tapping it against the bedside locker etc - nothing works.

Reviews and Books Galore · 23-08-2019 10:23AM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

[]Actually, some medications can result in dry orgasms and less intense orgasms in men. I've heard if dry orgasms before. I think it could be a thing in tantric sex, not sure. But yeah, if it happens for no reason and with regularly it probably wouldn't for any harm to have things checked out.

It's called a dry male orgasm apparently.

I had never actually heard of it until now.

https://www.netdoctor.co.uk/conditions/sexual-health/a2268/dry-orgasms/[/QUOTE]

Less orgasim without ejaculation and more ejaculation without orgasim, or without a good one.

It can range from an anti climax, to localised in the genitals and to an all over body one. And then you have the emotional satisfaction element (as I'm sure most women can understand the difference here) that does not necessarly coincide with orgasim but can heighten an orgasim to higher elements.

Eh, I think I'm actually dereailing the thread here, but just thought I'd clarify stuff.

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