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Female orgasm through penetrative sex

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,458 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    So filling her up with clean oil and replacing the spark plugs is not a good idea?

    Just give the spark plug a good, long rub using strokes of varying speed and pressure with all the tools adapted to the purpose. Depending on the model, she should be good for a fill-up during this procedure or immediately after ignition.

    You're welcome.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,458 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    laoisgem wrote: »
    I'm shocked by this :eek: do you know women that use vibrators to masturbate?

    Clitoral stimulation.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,360 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    I don't know a single woman who uses a dildo to masturbate.
    He's probably mixing up dildos and vibrators. Much more uptake of the latter.
    Sardonicat wrote: »
    The 'secret ' is to believe your partner if she tells you that penetration alone does nothing for her. You don't have a magic cock or special moves or techniques that can fix her. She's not broken.
    +1 or find a woman where it does.

    Many worry about Artificial Intelligence. I worry far more about Organic Idiocy.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,003 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    I don't know a single woman who uses a dildo to masturbate.

    Talking serious for a minute: some do. Gives that nice full feeling ;-)

    Or vibrators, very popular toy.
    - But there appears to be some truth in the claim that repeated strong vibrations round your important little places have a deadening effect, eventually.

    Fingers and (specially) imagination are much more reliable and don't need re-charging.

    Note that word...imagination: ?
    See, orgasm for women is NOT like a Cola-machine, where you put the coin in slot A and a treat drops into slot B. Its usually not just mechanical, like it is for men. There has to be some kind of connection, - mental, emotional, or in fantasy.

    Given the right context, most women can c*m most ways; but if she says that she definitely can't c*m today, or not "that way", she's telling the truth, so LISTEN!!

    So go for the getting-to-know-her, and ask, and listen, and try things, and your results will definitely be better.

    You can put your bottom dollar on this one, btw. #experienced


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    Just give the spark plug a good, long rub using strokes of varying speed and pressure with all the tools adapted to the purpose. Depending on the model, she should be good for a fill-up during this procedure or immediately after ignition.

    You're welcome.

    Im just going to sit here for a while before I stand up again. No reason. Don't look at me.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,719 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    laoisgem wrote: »
    I'm shocked by this :eek: do you know women that use vibrators to masturbate?

    Yep. Not all, though. Within my circle it's about a 50/50 split between those who use vibrators and those who prefer to go au naturel. No dildos, though. By and large, masturbation for women is not about simulating the sensation of penetrative sex the way it is for men.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Day Lewin wrote: »
    Talking serious for a minute: some do. Gives that nice full feeling ;-)

    Or vibrators, very popular toy.
    - But there appears to be some truth in the claim that repeated strong vibrations round your important little places have a deadening effect, eventually.

    Fingers and (specially) imagination are much more reliable and don't need re-charging.

    Note that word...imagination: ?
    See, orgasm for women is NOT like a Cola-machine, where you put the coin in slot A and a treat drops into slot B. Its usually not just mechanical, like it is for men. There has to be some kind of connection, - mental, emotional, or in fantasy.

    Given the right context, most women can c*m most ways; but if she says that she definitely can't c*m today, or not "that way", she's telling the truth, so LISTEN!!

    So go for the getting-to-know-her, and ask, and listen, and try things, and your results will definitely be better.

    You can put your bottom dollar on this one, btw. #experienced

    Its the internet. You can say cum


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,789 ✭✭✭Mrcaramelchoc


    Cervical?

    I hooked up with a student Dr once and she didn't so much explain cervical - she basically showed me what to do.

    5 minutes later - the top of her head basically blew off.

    Tried it with another chicks once; received a firm elbow to the solar plexus.

    :confused:

    I would definitely appreciate some better explanatory science on these "denominations".

    Yea op you should do a video just to educate us.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 8,116 Mod ✭✭✭✭circadian


    If you wanna get grapefruited then you gotta listen to what the woman wants first.

    Fact.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,719 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Its the internet. You can say cum

    I differentiate between the two. To me come = the action. Cum = the resulting material. It's the copywriter in me, I can't help it.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    So singing Butterfly by Crazy Town while stimulating "the area" in time is....frowned upon?

    Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    You're my butterfly, sugar baby
    Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    You're my butterfly, sugar baby


  • Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Monica Modern Burger


    Apparently Dealz sell vibrators. Not a gondola stick sized one, more keyring size.

    Supposedly good bang for your buck too.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,015 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Athdara wrote: »
    There’s actually 4 types- clitoral, G-Spot, female Ejaculation & Cervical.

    Here, there are labs in the States that can't find that and you expect lil' ol' me to!??

    First they came for the socialists...



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    The clitoris can be indirectly stimulated sufficiently during penetrative sex to achieve orgasm.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    So singing Butterfly by Crazy Town while stimulating "the area" in time is....frowned upon?

    Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    You're my butterfly, sugar baby
    Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    You're my butterfly, sugar baby

    Its frowned upon in all situations.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,458 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    So singing Butterfly by Crazy Town while stimulating "the area" in time is....frowned upon?

    Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    You're my butterfly, sugar baby
    Come my lady
    Come come my lady
    You're my butterfly, sugar baby

    An awful earworm coupled with an image I really don't want seared into my brain.

    Thanks, Deebs. No really, thank you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,458 ✭✭✭✭Sardonicat


    The clitoris can be indirectly stimulated sufficiently during penetrative sex to achieve orgasm.

    Not for every one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 556 ✭✭✭laoisgem


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Yep. Not all, though. Within my circle it's about a 50/50 split between those who use vibrators and those who prefer to go au naturel. No dildos, though. By and large, masturbation for women is not about simulating the sensation of penetrative sex the way it is for men.

    Oh I get that simulating the sensation of penetrative sex isn't what would get most women off, was just surprised that no one would get off on it :o But then again, going au naturel never worked on myself (sorry if TMI) :confused:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    Yea op you should do a video just to educate us.

    I am not the OP


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,128 ✭✭✭Tacitus Kilgore


    Some people can only orgasm when getting shat on or beaten with whips and all sorts of other mad shite

    To dumb it down to whether the bean is flicked or not is a bit lazy.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 964 ✭✭✭Reviews and Books Galore


    laoisgem wrote: »
    Oh I get that simulating the sensation of penetrative sex isn't what would get most women off, was just surprised that no one would get off on it :o But then again, going au naturel never worked on myself (sorry if TMI) :confused:

    This is a thread you can be tmi :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 964 ✭✭✭Reviews and Books Galore


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    Yep. Not all, though. Within my circle it's about a 50/50 split between those who use vibrators and those who prefer to go au naturel. No dildos, though. By and large, masturbation for women is not about simulating the sensation of penetrative sex the way it is for men.

    That's strange. A lot of women I know have dildos? And, beyond my catty comment, I'm not sure there's any shame in having one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,719 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    That's strange. A lot of women I know have dildos? And, beyond my catty comment, I'm not sure there's any shame in having one.

    Are you sure you're not thinking of vibrators? A dildo is essentially just a fake cock. A vibrator, well, vibrates. Some are cock shaped & sized some aren't.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    where do nipple stimulation orgasms fit into these "types" mention here?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭holy guacamole


    It's a case of different strokes for different folks really.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    The clitoris can be indirectly stimulated sufficiently during penetrative sex to achieve orgasm.

    Spoken like a Haynes (wo)manual, well done. "Reassembly is the reverse of disassembly." :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,355 ✭✭✭bo0li5eumx12kp


    So much ambiguity.

    lol

    Imagine (one of the key words here), that this situation was completely understood.

    In scientific detail.

    Can you imagine that?

    What kind of world would we be living in?

    Would we have Hilters, Donald Trumps, megalomaniac fascist loons?

    Psychopaths, serial killers?

    Depression, anxiety?

    Would it make any difference what so ever aside from some people getting better jollies?

    Hmmm?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Nah you gotta pay attention to the clitoris. For a lot of women, most really, penetrative sex alone wont do.

    Take you time with it, and fellow gentleman, for the love of God be delicate.

    Also, for whatever combo you decide to go with, don't neglect other areas! ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,015 ✭✭✭Feisar


    Nah you gotta pay attention to the clitoris. For a lot of women, most really, penetrative sex alone wont do.

    Take you time with it, and fellow gentleman, for the love of God be delicate.

    Also, for whatever combo you decide to go with, don't neglect other areas! ;)

    Except if they are big into equestrian sports. The two I knew had clits like leather!

    First they came for the socialists...



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Sardonicat wrote: »
    An awful earworm coupled with an image I really don't want seared into my brain.

    Thanks, Deebs. No really, thank you.

    Ah balls. Got my tips frosted for the occasion and all.


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