Wierd instructions

endacl · 19-08-2019 04:43PM

my3cents wrote: »

And one to tell my son that bowls put in the right way up won't get washed properly.

At any point do you remember telling him not to put them in ‘the wrong way up’?

Sons can be incredibly dopey. In a dishwasher, the ‘right way’ is the wrong way, and vice versa.

bodhrandude · 19-08-2019 05:32PM

These internet amplifying yokes from Lidl or Aldi, did you ever read the instructions for them, even funnier is the youtube video for them.

corner of hells · 19-08-2019 05:42PM

endacl wrote: »

At any point do you remember telling him not to put them in ‘the wrong way up’?

Sons can be incredibly dopey. In a dishwasher, the ‘right way’ is the wrong way, and vice versa.

Thank God for your posts , I only found out recently that my 20 year old can't open the dishwasher.

Gregor Samsa · 19-08-2019 05:47PM

bodhrandude wrote: »

These internet amplifying yokes from Lidl or Aldi, did you ever read the instructions for them, even funnier is the youtube video for them.

No. No, I didn't. And I'm not currently in a Lidl or Aldi where these internet amplifying yokes are being sold.

When regaling strangers online with tales of wit and whimsy, it's customary to actually share details of what was funny, rather than just vaguely declare that there was once something funny in a supermarket, and it's also on YouTube.

punisher5112 · 19-08-2019 05:49PM

bodhrandude wrote: »

These internet amplifying yokes from Lidl or Aldi, did you ever read the instructions for them, even funnier is the youtube video for them.

Does it state don't use in home or don't try this at home??..

my3cents · 19-08-2019 06:01PM

Can of WD 40 I had on my desk (I was looking for inspiration for this thread - and found it).

"May cause drowsiness or dizziness"

wtf are people doing with this stuff?

Redneck Reject · 19-08-2019 06:09PM

my3cents wrote: »

Can of WD 40 I had on my desk (I was looking for inspiration for this thread - and found it).

"May cause drowsiness or dizziness"

wtf are people doing with this stuff?

Most cheap junkies inhale that crap for cheap highs. A friend of mine in the police department back home in Virginia told me they are now using wasp spray as a cheap alt to meth.

Dramatik · 19-08-2019 06:17PM

On my bath salts packet it states " not for human consumption " The particular brand I use is called "Euphoria" I find it to be highly invigorating in the morning before work.

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1 · 19-08-2019 06:17PM

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bodhrandude · 19-08-2019 06:20PM

phutyle wrote: »

No. No, I didn't. And I'm not currently in a Lidl or Aldi where these internet amplifying yokes are being sold.

When regaling strangers online with tales of wit and whimsy, it's customary to actually share details of what was funny, rather than just vaguely declare that there was once something funny in a supermarket, and it's also on YouTube.

https://www.lidl-service.com/cps/rde/xchg/SID-438372C2-DFCD556C/lsp/hs.xsl/product.html?id=43298943&title=WLAN-repeater&count=1

Redneck Reject · 19-08-2019 06:20PM

Nathanael Attractive Vaseline wrote: »

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Heh if they can swallow a coat hanger, that is a trick even Houdini would envy.

Gregor Samsa · 19-08-2019 06:28PM

bodhrandude wrote: »

https://www.lidl-service.com/cps/rde/xchg/SID-438372C2-DFCD556C/lsp/hs.xsl/product.html?id=43298943&title=WLAN-repeater&count=1

Ok, not there yet, but closer. I've read the German, English, Greek and French instructions without so much as a chuckle (although I am more educated about the GNU General Public Licence than I was before). Before I get going on the Danish, Dutch, Spanish and Portuguese, can you be a bit more specific about the alleged hilarity?

fmpisces · 19-08-2019 06:28PM

This is a Lush bottle of shower gel I have with the following instructions :pac:

bodhrandude · 19-08-2019 06:37PM

phutyle wrote: »

Ok, not there yet, but closer. I've read the German, English, Greek and French instructions without so much as a chuckle (although I am more educated about the GNU General Public Licence than I was before). Before I get going on the Danish, Dutch, Spanish and Portuguese, can you be a bit more specific about the alleged hilarity?

Can't be bothered, just a bit harmless fun.

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