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Where on your body is the best place to shoot yourself?

  • 15-08-2019 09:32PM
    #1
    Rezident
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,842 ✭✭✭


    Say if you wanted to give the impression to the authorities when they arrive that you were wounded at the scene of a very exciting shootout, where on your body would you shoot yourself?


    I was thinking maybe a grazing shot to my forearm?


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  • #2
    Danzy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,242 ✭✭✭✭Danzy


    Rezident wrote: »
    Say if you wanted to give the impression to the authorities when they arrive that you were wounded at the scene of a very exciting shootout, where on your body would you shoot yourself?


    I was thinking maybe a grazing shot to my forearm?

    Knob.


  • #3
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,364 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The knee


  • #4
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    I think the real question op is, who are you trying to set up with attempting to murder you and why?


  • #5
    hynesie08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,857 ✭✭✭✭hynesie08


    branie2 wrote: »
    The knee

    **** no, you'd never walk properly again......

    Forearm or thigh (if you can avoid the bone)


  • #6
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,140 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    I know the answer to this one.

    The best place to shoot yourself is nowhere.
    You are supposed to shoot the other guy.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



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  • #7
    fmpisces
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 888 ✭✭✭fmpisces


    Dravokivich wrote: »
    I think the real question op is, who are you trying to set up with attempting to murder you and why?


    OP is asking for a "friend" :D


  • #8
    How Soon Is Now
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,277 ✭✭✭✭How Soon Is Now


    I love really random wtf threads like this!!


  • #9
    kneemos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,385 ✭✭✭✭kneemos


    Rezident wrote: »
    Say if you wanted to give the impression to the authorities when they arrive that you were wounded at the scene of a very exciting shootout, where on your body would you shoot yourself?


    I was thinking maybe a grazing shot to my forearm?


    Would it leave gunpowder marks at close range?


  • #10
    Realtai
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 85 ✭✭Realtai


    Between the eyes, you are sure of being dead then!


  • #11
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 7,946 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    In the arse hole. There's a hole there already so won't hurt.


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  • #12
    Arghus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,106 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    The dick.

    Can't go wrong OP.


  • #13
    Oasis1974
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    The arm nice juicy vein.


  • #14
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,140 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    I think there are tests and they can tell if you have fired a weapon.

    I have watched too many crime dramas on TV.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #15
    Oink
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 2,163 Mod ✭✭✭✭Oink


    Screw that I’ll shoot the door and complain that I got some splinters.


  • #16
    Force Carrier
    Closed Accounts Posts: 594 ✭✭✭Force Carrier


    thigh (if you can avoid the bone)

    You'd want to avoid the femural artery as well.


  • #17
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,424 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    odyssey06 wrote: »
    I think there are tests and they can tell if you have fired a weapon.

    I have watched too many crime dramas on TV.

    There'll be residue on your hand and clothes from holding it, and if shot at close range, on the wound.

    So a contraption of some sort would be needed to hold the gun and shoot.


  • #18
    khalessi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,218 ✭✭✭khalessi


    I would presume the foot as people are always shooting themselves in the foot :D


  • #19
    robertpatterson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 934 ✭✭✭robertpatterson


    Your head
    you wont feel a thing


  • #20
    Noveight
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,813 ✭✭✭Noveight


    In your big, fat arse, OP. Can’t miss it, fecking size of you.


  • #21
    RMAOK
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    Just for the sake of variety - the elbow


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  • #22
    Odyssey 2005
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,051 ✭✭✭✭Odyssey 2005


    Realtai wrote: »
    Between the eyes, you are sure of being dead then!

    And not posting any more shyte like this :)


  • #23
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,140 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    khalessi wrote: »
    I would presume the foot as people are always shooting themselves in the foot :D

    Thats what they used to do in ww1 to get sent home... but it was so obvious a spot you shoot yourself in they copped onto it.

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #24
    Archeron
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 6,781 ✭✭✭Archeron


    Earlobe. You can live with one earlobe.


  • #25
    DellyBelly
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    Deleted User wrote: »
    In the arse hole. There's a hole there already so won't hurt.

    I really hope you are not being serious. That would be one of the worst places to shoot yourself... Some posters are clueless


  • #26
    odyssey06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,140 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    How are you going to aim a shot accurate enough to graze you without it being fired from such close range and angle that it could remotely look like you were wounded in a shootout by someone else?

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • #27
    JeffKenna
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    DellyBelly wrote: »
    Deleted User wrote: »
    In the arse hole. There's a hole there already so won't hurt.

    I really hope you are not being serious. That would be one of the worst places to shoot yourself... Some posters are clueless
    I'd say he is being serious, sur logically if you shoot in a hole it can't hurt as you're not making a new hole?


  • #28
    Immortal Starlight
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,310 ✭✭✭Immortal Starlight


    You are going to have to curve the shot.


  • #29
    DellyBelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,014 ✭✭✭DellyBelly


    JeffKenna wrote: »
    I'd say he is being serious, sur logically if you shoot in a hole it can't hurt as you're not making a new hole?

    What about your internal organs. You'd be dead in minutes. As I said clueless


  • #30
    Your Face
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,275 ✭✭✭Your Face


    The fleshy part of the thigh, just don't ask Bobby Baccalieri to do it for you.


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  • #31
    JeffKenna
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,816 ✭✭✭JeffKenna


    DellyBelly wrote: »
    JeffKenna wrote: »
    I'd say he is being serious, sur logically if you shoot in a hole it can't hurt as you're not making a new hole?

    What about your internal organs. You'd be dead in minutes. As I said clueless
    The bullet wouldn't touch any internal organs.
    The perfect plan.


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