Supposedly extremely attractive people who you don't find attractive?

Porklife · 15-08-2019 12:27PM

dubstarr wrote: »

Alexandra D'Addario,i just googled her.She freaks me out.Its her eyes.

I did the same and she freaks me out too! Nice rack though :pac:

Raconteuse · 15-08-2019 12:28PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Now you're suckin' diesel!

Ryan Reynolds looks like he smelled a fart once and has never forgotten it.

Just leave Alexandra D'Addario out of it and we can all have some fun.

Yeah she's gorgeous. How in the name of god would she "freak someone out"?

Porklife · 15-08-2019 12:33PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

Yeah she's gorgeous. How in the name of god would she "freak someone out"?

The intensity of her eyes is a bit freaky

One eyed Jack · 15-08-2019 12:33PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Now you're suckin' diesel!

Ryan Reynolds looks like he smelled a fart once and has never forgotten it.

Just leave Alexandra D'Addario out of it and we can all have some fun.

Had to look her up, didn’t even know she was considered extremely attractive, remembered her from Baywatch though (2017 film, not tv series), also in the film was Priyanka Chopra, considered extremely attractive. I can see why, but also I think way exaggerated -

I do have an awful weakness for a woman with a nice set of choppers though, so when someone described Margot Robbie as plain earlier I was a bit - :eek:

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 12:33PM

One thing is all I asked! I feel like Matthew Broderick at the Galway races, confusingly horny and hornily confused.

Yes, she has the eyes of a well trained husky, not sure I want to go into that bit too deeply. She also has the sex appeal of a well groomed saluki. Not to mention the pure sexual magnetism of a jack russell that has seen too much and no longer cares to worry.

I would imagine when True Detective came out she was the inspiration for many a pregnancy. Not just amongst dogs.

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 12:35PM

Porklife wrote: »

The intensity of her eyes is a bit freaky

Thats the part we like. Well, that and the boobs.

Raconteuse · 15-08-2019 12:38PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

I would imagine when True Detective came out she was the inspiration for many a pregnancy.

Flipping heck, I'm a hetero woman but when she got those spectacular (and natural) boobs out... mother of god, lads must have lost their minds.

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 12:38PM

One eyed Jack wrote: »

Had to look her up, didn’t even know she was considered extremely attractive, remembered her from Baywatch though (2017 film, not tv series), also in the film was Priyanka Chopra, considered extremely attractive. I can see why, but also I think way exaggerated -

A fine film, Jack. Comparable to Citizen Kane in many ways.

There was another lady in it with blonde hair and she was portrayed as "the sexy one", which she was. No D'Addario though. She could stand in for a lighthouse on a foggy day with those eyes.

lmimmfn · 15-08-2019 12:40PM

B0jangles wrote: »

<Winks, Martyishly>

Taken in July 2064?

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 12:41PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

Flipping heck, I'm a hetero woman but when she got those spectacular (and natural) boobs out... mother of god, lads must have lost their minds.

My OH had her head resting on my lap at the time and immediately noticed a movement through the cushion. Spectacular is right. Best in the business along with Ratajkowski.

vanna · 15-08-2019 12:45PM

Brad Pitt....I just don't get it.

Raconteuse · 15-08-2019 12:57PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

My OH had her head resting on my lap at the time and immediately noticed a movement through the cushion. Spectacular is right. Best in the business along with Ratajkowski.

For the ladies it was when Cohle gave Marty's wife a magnificent seeing-to on the kitchen counter. I still have that episode in the "Kept" section of my Sky box (yeah that does read like a euphemism) years later. Whatever people think of Matthew Mc, he's got a butt that won't quit, and that scene is hot! :eek:

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 01:05PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

For the ladies it was when Cohle gave Marty's wife a magnificent seeing-to on the kitchen counter. I still have that episode in the "Kept" section of my Sky box (yeah that does read like a euphemism) years later. Whatever people think of Matthew Mc, he's got a butt that won't quit, and that scene is hot! :eek:

Matthew is a hero of mine for his drawl and film history. In that order. So to see him under Alex brought a tear to my eye.

And a tear to many a Sky box.

Raconteuse · 15-08-2019 01:11PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Matthew is a hero of mine for his drawl and film history. In that order. So to see him under Alex brought a tear to my eye.

And a tear to many a Sky box.

Love him. Brilliant actor.

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 01:21PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

Love him. Brilliant actor.

Just had a look through his filmography and I think I've only missed 6 or 7.

Had no idea his character in Dazed and Confused was named David until today either. Thank you, all-knowing wiki.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 15-08-2019 01:26PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Just had a look through his filmography and I think I've only missed 6 or 7.

Had no idea his character in Dazed and Confused was named David until today either. Thank you, all-knowing wiki.

If you haven't seen Tiptoes, you need to, and that goes for everyone.

Gary Oldman plays McConaghy's brother. McConaghy's DWARF brother. Peter Dinklage is in it, doing a French accent and riding Patricia Arquette. The trailer makes it look like a light hearted feel good romp. It is not. It's played deadly serious. Despite the fact that Oldman is very very clearly just walking around on his knees a lot of the time.

DrPhilG · 15-08-2019 01:43PM

Porklife wrote: »

Nice rack though :pac:

Fake rack sadly.

Straight red card. Same goes for otherwise gorgeous Shannon Elizabeth.

Edit, I was thinking of someone else. Daddario it appears is all natural.

dubstarr · 15-08-2019 02:05PM

Kayla Tart Registry wrote: »

If you haven't seen Tiptoes, you need to, and that goes for everyone.

Gary Oldman plays McConaghy's brother. McConaghy's DWARF brother. Peter Dinklage is in it, doing a French accent and riding Patricia Arquette. The trailer makes it look like a light hearted feel good romp. It is not. It's played deadly serious. Despite the fact that Oldman is very very clearly just walking around on his knees a lot of the time.

That sounds gas.Im going to have to find it and watch it.

15-08-2019 02:19PM

Kayla Tart Registry wrote: »

If you haven't seen Tiptoes, you need to, and that goes for everyone.

Gary Oldman plays McConaghy's brother. McConaghy's DWARF brother. Peter Dinklage is in it, doing a French accent and riding Patricia Arquette. The trailer makes it look like a light hearted feel good romp. It is not. It's played deadly serious. Despite the fact that Oldman is very very clearly just walking around on his knees a lot of the time.

I love that he's walking around on his knees and the movie is called Tiptoe. :P

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 02:19PM

DrPhilG wrote: »

Fake rack sadly.

Straight red card. Same goes for otherwise gorgeous Shannon Elizabeth.

Edit, I was thinking of someone else. Daddario it appears is all natural.

Jesus, Phil. I was about to rage quit the thread, close my account and hunt you down there. After fishing my monocle out of my ginseng tea, I had time to read your edit and I've since calmed down considerably.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 15-08-2019 02:36PM

Candie wrote: »

I love that he's walking around on his knees and the movie is called Tiptoe. :P

They deliberately cast actors who actually have dwarfism in all the other dwarf* parts, of which there are a great many, which makes it look even worse.

*I'm not sure if that word is appropriate** these days but it's the one they use in the film, which in fairness is making a very deeply misguided attempt at a message of tolerance and inclusion, and it sounds just fantastic in McConaghy's drawl. "He's a dworvf! Say it! I'm a dworvf [he's not], he's hurtinnn, coz he's a drowrvf!"

**And of course, no personal offence intended towards your good self

:pac:

15-08-2019 02:38PM

Kayla Tart Registry wrote: »

They deliberately cast actors who actually have dwarfism in all the other dwarf* parts, of which there are a great many, which makes it look even worse.

*I'm not sure if that word is appropriate** these days but it's the one they use in the film, which in fairness is making a very deeply misguided attempt at a message of tolerance and inclusion, and it sounds just fantastic in McConaghy's drawl. "He's a dworvf! Say it! I'm a dworvf [he's not], he's hurtinnn, coz he's a drowrvf!"

**And of course, no personal offence intended towards your good self :pac:

You absolute b*tch!

Just this morning I was complaining that every time I see my friend he says "Don't stand up!"

I'm always standing up when he says it

Lirange · 15-08-2019 02:42PM

Margot Robbie. Her oversized gob is out of proportion to the rest of her face. She also has those buggy psycho eyes.

B.A._Baracus · 15-08-2019 02:48PM

Lirange wrote: »

Margot Robbie. Her oversized gob is out of proportion to the rest of her face. She also has those buggy psycho eyes.

She's hot! :eek:

Raconteuse · 15-08-2019 02:51PM

I know - absolutely gorgeous. The attempts to make out objectively good looking people to be absolute mutants (just because of not personally fancying them) is hilarious!

Paddy Cow · 15-08-2019 03:09PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

I know - absolutely gorgeous. The attempts to make out objectively good looking people to be absolute mutants (just because of not personally fancying them) is hilarious!

For the love of the flying spaghetti monster we get it. We're all bitter trolls and it's probably because of our begrudgery but could you just let us wallow in our bitterness?

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 03:09PM

I've just been looking at a picture of Margot, trying to find some inspiration for a "hilarious" joke about her and I can't.

A wonderful looking woman. Each to their own of course but I cannot say anything bad about Harley Quinn in human form.

Porklife · 15-08-2019 03:19PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

I know - absolutely gorgeous. The attempts to make out objectively good looking people to be absolute mutants (just because of not personally fancying them) is hilarious!

AHHHHH *bangs head off wall*... stop BANGING THE DRUM!! We get it already!! You're a better person than us and you never insult or make jokes about anybody. We're all evil and bitter and twisted. Stop derailing the thread and have a can of shut the HELL up for the love of GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lirange · 15-08-2019 03:25PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

I know - absolutely gorgeous. The attempts to make out objectively good looking people to be absolute mutants (just because of not personally fancying them) is hilarious!

Just my opinion. And certainly on topic to the query in the thread title. Unlike say SJP who keeps being mentioned but rarely has been deemed “extremely attractive” by anyone. And to be clear I do not think she looks like a mutant. I just find her eyes a bit overpowering and her mouth has a whiff of Julia Roberts about it. I do think she is well cast in roles like Harley Quinn and Tanya Harding. There is a bit of a crazy vibe in her face.

Also nobody is “objectively good looking,” incoming protestations (in jest or otherwise) notwithstanding.

leche solara · 15-08-2019 03:31PM

Someone mentioned her earlier - Glenda Gilson. Never saw what the attraction was. Another horse.

Supposedly extremely attractive people who you don't find attractive?

Comments