Supposedly extremely attractive people who you don't find attractive?

IIGeminiII · 14-08-2019 09:27PM

Pierce Brosnan hideous.
Leonardo testical face DiCaprio. Hideous.

Porklife · 14-08-2019 09:36PM

IIGeminiII wrote: »

Pierce Brosnan hideous.
Leonardo testical face DiCaprio. Hideous.

His chin does look like low hanging testicals now but when he was a young whippersnapper he was really hot...think Romeo and Juliet....you'd want his testicals in your face after watching that I tells ya!

Paddy Cow · 14-08-2019 09:37PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

That Levine guy - thought people just said he is really unremarkable looking for someone who is so lusted after.

I'm not going to go back over the thread to quote posts but I remember people being far more savage than that. His roasting was pretty brutal.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 14-08-2019 09:44PM

I said he looks like a Sim and gosh darn it I stand by that.

Porklife · 14-08-2019 09:46PM

This thread cracks me up

14-08-2019 09:51PM

There are lots of famous people who are without doubt gorgeous but who wouldn't be my cup of tea at all. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Leo in his younger days, the Hemsworth brothers, Idris Elba, Ryan Reynolds, Jamie Dornan, Charlie Hunnam etc. Whereas I could stare at Gerard Butler all day and then when my eyes get tired turn my attention to Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

I can include women in that list too. I think Angelina Jolie is very beautiful but in a kind of untouchable way, like a painting to be admired from outside a fence. Keira Knightley the same. There's a coldness to them. I would much prefer Emily Blunt, Eva Green, Emma Stone, Evangeline Lily etc.

Airyfairy12 · 14-08-2019 09:56PM

Deleted User wrote: »

There are lots of famous people who are without doubt gorgeous but who wouldn't be my cup of tea at all. George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Leo in his younger days, the Hemsworth brothers, Idris Elba, Ryan Reynolds, Jamie Dornan, Charlie Hunnam etc. Whereas I could stare at Gerard Butler all day and then when my eyes get tired turn my attention to Jeffrey Dean Morgan.

I can include women in that list too. I think Angelina Jolie is very beautiful but in a kind of untouchable way, like a painting to be admired from outside a fence. Keira Knightley the same. There's a coldness to them. I would much prefer Emily Blunt, Eva Green, Emma Stone, Evangeline Lily etc.

Emily blunt and Eva Green are beautiful but I would have considered them to be very cold and untouchable in appearance, sexy in a stand offish kind of way ,

dubstarr · 14-08-2019 09:56PM

Porklife wrote: »

This thread cracks me up

Some people just dont understand Boards AH.

Porklife · 14-08-2019 10:00PM

dubstarr wrote: »

Some people just dont understand Boards AH.

Some people just don't understand football Marge....the Denver broncos!;)

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5 · 14-08-2019 10:02PM

I'm also thinking far worse than has been said in this thread about posters who have the absolute fcuking cheek to not be attracted to the people who I find very attractive. I feel it reflects badly on me and my choices, and also on some level Hugh Laurie and Leo are probably appreciative of the support.

You bunch of **********s who probably ***#%*&** after you #@**$##$ with your mother's ****%$%* AND her ****^$#%^, sure ye wouldn't know good c**k if it hit ye right in your ****ing horse faces :mad: :mad:

But you know, each to their own.

14-08-2019 10:10PM

Kayla Tart Registry wrote: »

I'm also thinking far worse than has been said in this thread about posters who have the absolute fcuking cheek to not be attracted to the people who I find very attractive. I feel it reflects badly on me and my choices, and also on some level Hugh Laurie and Leo are probably appreciative of the support.

You bunch of **********s who probably ***#%*&** after you #@**$##$ with your mother's ****%$%* AND her ****^$#%^, sure ye wouldn't know good c**k if it hit ye right in your ****ing horse faces :mad: :mad:

But you know, each to their own.

What have I missed!

15-08-2019 08:18AM

Is Marty Morrissey really as attractive as the ladies say?

B0jangles · 15-08-2019 08:26AM

Deleted User wrote: »

Is Marty Morrissey really as attractive as the ladies say?

<Winks, Martyishly>

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 08:34AM

A forehead you could play a match on.

gmisk · 15-08-2019 08:36AM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

A forehead you could play a match on.

More like a fivehead the size of it!

B0jangles · 15-08-2019 08:47AM

The secret of Marty's charm is that he really doesn't seem to give two shítes about all the jokes - people laugh at his hair and his teeth and his undeniable likeness to a ventriloquist's dummy and he just grins and keeps on being as Marty as possible at all times. The jokes just bounce off because he has such thick skin*

*possibly because he is made of wood

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 09:34AM

gmisk wrote: »

More like a fivehead the size of it!

Little known fact: The song "I Got 5 On It" by Luniz was inspired by a meeting with Marty.

bcklschaps · 15-08-2019 09:39AM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Little known fact: The song "I Got 5 On It" by Luniz was inspired by a meeting with Marty.

Leave Marty alone. He's a national treasure.

And I don't think anyone ever actually called him attractive (with a straight face)

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 09:48AM

Very true, Marty does not belong in this thread. Or on earth.

Porklife · 15-08-2019 10:08AM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Very true, Marty does not belong in this thread. Or on earth.

He's more forehead than man. If you smushed him, SJP aka the foot and a few other people who look like body parts we'd almost have another full human!

Bigbagofcans · 15-08-2019 11:27AM

IIGeminiII wrote: »

Pierce Brosnan hideous.
Leonardo testical face DiCaprio. Hideous.

You mightn't find either attractive but they're certainly not hideous.

I can't actually think of any celebs who are hideous looking. I'm sure there are few boardsies who have faces that only a mother could love

smilerf · 15-08-2019 11:53AM

Shannon Elizabeth

People were losing their **** over her in American Pie I couldn't see it myself

gmisk · 15-08-2019 11:56AM

B0jangles wrote: »

<Winks, Martyishly>

I am pretty sure thats a picture of Scarlett Moffatt

Porklife · 15-08-2019 11:56AM

smilerf wrote: »

Shannon Elizabeth

People were losing their **** over her in American Pie I couldn't see it myself

Her body is incredible and she has gorgeous skin. I also think that scene in American Pie where she's being filmed had a lot to do with it! I remember watching it in the cinema with my boyfriend and he said to me - I'm sorry to say but every single man in this room has a massive hard on :eek::D

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 11:58AM

Porklife wrote: »

Her body is incredible and she has gorgeous skin. I also think that scene in American Pie where she's being filmed had a lot to do with it! I remember watching it in the cinema with my boyfriend and he said to me - I'm sorry to say but every single man in this room has a massive hard on :eek::D

Imagine the state of the jacks after that.
"Sorry love, just really have to piss all of a sudden......hhnnnnnnngh"

Porklife · 15-08-2019 12:01PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Imagine the state of the jacks after that.
"Sorry love, just really have to piss all of a sudden......hhnnnnnnngh"

Haha.. and the amount of couples who had sex that night!

Raconteuse · 15-08-2019 12:04PM

Bigbagofcans wrote: »

You mightn't find either attractive but they're certainly not hideous.

I can't actually think of any celebs who are hideous looking. I'm sure there are few boardsies who have faces that only a mother could love

I personally don't fancy Ryan Reynolds...

Therefore he is a hideous cyclops covered in warts and scales who looks like he's the result of several generations' inbreeding in a nuclear fallout zone, and whose mutant mother was on the piss and injecting gear for the duration of her pregnancy! Prick! :mad:

Deebles McBeebles · 15-08-2019 12:10PM

Raconteuse wrote: »

I personally don't fancy Ryan Reynolds...

Therefore he is a hideous cyclops covered in warts and scales who looks like he's the result of several generations' inbreeding in a nuclear fallout zone, and whose mutant mother was on the piss and injecting gear for the duration of her pregnancy! Prick! :mad:

Now you're suckin' diesel!

Ryan Reynolds looks like he smelled a fart once and has never forgotten it.

Just leave Alexandra D'Addario out of it and we can all have some fun.

Tammy! · 15-08-2019 12:22PM

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Just leave Alexandra D'Addario out of it and we can all have some fun.

No can do Deebles! She has those Cillian Murphy eyes and looks like she possibly needs to be exorcised!

I never use to like Ryan Reynolds until I saw him in Deadpool. Now I like him

dubstarr · 15-08-2019 12:25PM

Alexandra D'Addario,i just googled her.She freaks me out.Its her eyes.

Supposedly extremely attractive people who you don't find attractive?

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