How to make money off brexit.

greencap · 2019-08-09 23:58:56

Seeing as next door have lost their minds, how can we use this opportunity to make a few bucks off their little moment of drug experimentation. They're usually quite buttoned down, but right now are tripping balls. I think they'll eventually sober up, put their pants back on, clean up the cans, and promise themselves to…

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#32 14-08-2019 11:17PM

Collie D

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Ah, we should really be looking to help out our neighbour in times of need.

Offer to act as pawnbroker for whatever valuables they have. What could we take at a good price from them?

I suggest the World Cup they keep going on about for a start. That would look lovely on my mantelpiece.

The Crown Jewels maybe? Ours went missing a hundred years ago. About time we replaced them.

Tower Bridge over the Liffey, anyone?

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#33 15-08-2019 12:27AM

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Shop up north as the pound collapses is the obvious one.

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#34 15-08-2019 12:29AM

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ToddyDoody wrote: »

Shop up north as the pound collapses is the obvious one.

That would be saving money not making money.

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#35 15-08-2019 12:33AM

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Probably short the Cable.

That's what George Soros did haha.

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#36 15-08-2019 12:36AM

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tuxy wrote: »

That would be saving money not making money.

The last time I checked, money was money whether it was made or saved.

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