How to make money off brexit.

greencap

Seeing as next door have lost their minds, how can we use this opportunity to make a few bucks off their little moment of drug experimentation.

They're usually quite buttoned down, but right now are tripping balls.

I think they'll eventually sober up, put their pants back on, clean up the cans, and promise themselves to never buy any more tabs from Nigel and his mates again.

How can we as good neighbors best use this brief moment of them rolling around in their back garden talking to the plants and doing poppers to get some money out of them.

bumders

Suck farts out of cows arses to save the ozone layer is about it

brummytom

I’m currently saving to buy a house. At the moment, I’ve saved 4 peppers and a bottle of Peroni. Come November, that should buy me a house in Chelsea.

sabat

Jaysus it's brummytom, welcome back young man.

Dia_Anseo

Do we want the 6 counties back?

Muahahaha

Well if sterling tanks by the predicted 8-10% then theres gonna be some rush across the border for booze this Xmas

tuxy

Dia_Anseo wrote: »

Do we want the 6 counties back?

No as the border will be the main source of income for anyone who want to become a smuggler. It will be the easiest way for someone with little starting capital to make money.

greencap

tuxy wrote: »

No as the border will be the main source of income for anyone who want to become a smuggler. It will be the easiest way for someone with little starting capital to make money.

(Homer to brain) Explain how (/homer to brain)

tonycascarino

I don't know how we will fair out ourselves. Who is going to replace Britain in the EU as one of the largest net contributors going forward? ....Personally, I think we will all suffer a recession of sorts in Europe after October.

Dia_Anseo

BREXIT won't happen.......you heard it here 1st folks!

ILoveYourVibes

Attract firms here. We are the English speaking gateway to the EU.

Atlantic Dawn

Muahahaha wrote: »

Well if sterling tanks by the predicted 8-10% then theres gonna be some rush across the border for booze this Xmas

With a hard Brexit there will be a border and booze will be seized when you drive back down here.

kneemos

Short selling. All the instigators of Brexit have made a killing.

tuxy

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

With a hard Brexit there will be a border and booze will be seized when you drive back down here.

How many road crossing are there?
Just use a less obvious one.

Your Face

I've already begun to manufacture tinfoil hats.

Ubbquittious

Build a coal powerstation south of the border and pump the emissions through a tunnel under the border and up. No EU fines for resulting emissions

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

With a hard Brexit there will be a border and booze will be seized when you drive back down here.

You obviously don't remember the last border checks and controls. There are umpteen ways around any border post location. People did it for decades.

tuxy

Your Face wrote: »

I've already begun to manufacture tinfoil hats.

Do they it have the CE marking that shows that it conforms to EU health and safety ratings?

tuxy

Lana Nervous Iceberg wrote: »

You obviously don't remember the last border checks and controls. There are umpteen ways around any border post location. People did it for decades.

Are you saying they wont be able to do checks on all 300+ border crossings? :eek:

ytpe2r5bxkn0c1

tuxy wrote: »

Are you saying they wont be able to do checks on all 300+ border crossings? :eek:

Yes, shocking isn't it? Even with all this technology Boris says is available.

Atlantic Dawn

They might try to weigh the cars going north and then re-weigh them coming back, you could use bags of water going up and unload them in Sainsburys car park to come back with a load of alcohol exactly the same

Your Face

tuxy wrote: »

Do they it have the CE marking that shows that it conforms to EU health and safety ratings?

Ive asked the factory in China to include it.

SEPT 23 1989

Yugoslavia

ILoveYourVibes

SEPT 23 1989 wrote: »

Yugoslavia

ALWAYS!

Its where we will have fake Irish passports made to sell to the Brits at a price!:pac:

ygolometsipe

Start a news paper called "Brittan first" and pander to your readers.
topics should include:

* nasty EU
* British tea is the best tea (even though its imported from Indonesia)
* weekly selective immigrant profiling and victim blaming.
* tits
* pseudo science and UFO articles.

* EU is the reason the world is round and dark at night.
* Over the top pride in soldiers and the governments military pursuits.
* regional editions where you can take party sides in elections.
* stalk celebrities and promote gossip click bate type headlines.
* SHOUT AT YOUR READERS IN LARGE CAPS ALL THE TIME.
* never hire journalists that have talent.



sell paper -> profit.

ILoveYourVibes

ygolometsipe wrote: »

Start a news paper called "Brittan first" and pander to your readers.
topics should include:

* nasty EU
* British tea is the best tea (even though its imported from Indonesia)
* weekly selective immigrant profiling and victim blaming.
* tits
* pseudo science and UFO articles.

* EU is the reason the world is round and dark at night.
* Over the top pride in soldiers and the governments military pursuits.
* regional editions where you can take party sides in elections.
* stalk celebrities and promote gossip click bate type headlines.
* SHOUT AT YOUR READERS IN LARGE CAPS ALL THE TIME.
* never hire journalists that have talent.



sell paper -> profit.

BY GEORGE I THINK YOU'VE GOT IT!

tuxy

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

ALWAYS!

Its where we will have fake Irish passports made to sell to the Brits at a price!:pac:

It's Israel that has the demand for fake Irish passports!

RobbingBandit

Print 10,000 We Have You Borris t-shirts then we wait

Capt'n Midnight

ygolometsipe wrote: »

Start a news paper called "Brittan first" and pander to your readers.
topics should include:

* nasty EU
* British tea is the best tea (even though its imported from Indonesia)

Imported ?

Oi mate u 'avin a f**kin' laff

https://tregothnan.co.uk/product/great-british-tea-10-sachet-box/



It's a "blend" of "Cornish tea" with the "finest Assam"
No prizes for guessing the ratios, at the price it could easily be the finest Assam.


So you can sell anything foreign with a huge markup as long as you slap on a Union Jack and just enough "English" to keep the Advertising Standards Authority off your back. Or not.

Capt'n Midnight

tonycascarino wrote: »

I don't know how we will fair out ourselves. Who is going to replace Britain in the EU as one of the largest net contributors going forward? ....Personally, I think we will all suffer a recession of sorts in Europe after October.

Look at all the billion Euro fines the EU has been handing out over the last few years to US multinationals.

We've €13Bn of Apples money resting in an account.

GDPR is serious stuff. Up to 2% of global turnover or up to €20 million. And you can get hit multiple times.

RoryMac

Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

They might try to weigh the cars going north and then re-weigh them coming back, you could use bags of water going up and unload them in Sainsburys car park to come back with a load of alcohol exactly the same

You could sell the water up north when they start running out and double the profits

Collie D

Ah, we should really be looking to help out our neighbour in times of need.

Offer to act as pawnbroker for whatever valuables they have. What could we take at a good price from them?

I suggest the World Cup they keep going on about for a start. That would look lovely on my mantelpiece.

The Crown Jewels maybe? Ours went missing a hundred years ago. About time we replaced them.

Tower Bridge over the Liffey, anyone?

ToddyDoody

Shop up north as the pound collapses is the obvious one.

tuxy

ToddyDoody wrote: »

Shop up north as the pound collapses is the obvious one.

That would be saving money not making money.

jcorr

Probably short the Cable.

That's what George Soros did haha.

ToddyDoody

tuxy wrote: »

That would be saving money not making money.

The last time I checked, money was money whether it was made or saved.