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Faces just asking to be slapped

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 724 ✭✭✭InTheShadows


    touts wrote: »
    David Cameron. What the FCUK were you thinking!!!!

    Eh giving people their democratic vote?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,085 ✭✭✭✭odyssey06


    Oh Christ.
    Is that a parody?

    If Barry Egan is throwing a party like that again we need to call in a slap bomb.
    I'm afraid Marty Whelan will just have to be collateral damage, but there's far too many worthy targets there...

    "To follow knowledge like a sinking star..." (Tennyson's Ulysses)



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,234 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    gwalk wrote: »
    Jamie Bryson

    Arlene Foster

    Arlene has a face only suitable for roundhouse kicks...a slap wouldn’t even tickle her.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 724 ✭✭✭InTheShadows




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,887 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    squawker wrote: »
    indeed, here he starring in the Handmaid's Tale with his Martha

    50167AC200000578-0-image-a-8_1536772564941.jpg

    Are they an actual item, creepy as ****.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,788 ✭✭✭weisses


    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmghnqEH7HsDc_h7d43hLAI-J4OTKrhOp6DJezHvhJVdwqsqPr

    Needs to be slapped hard


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 486 ✭✭Dub Ste


    PinotNero wrote: »
    rees-mogg_topHat.jpg

    :pac:

    Is he real??

    Whenever I see him, I think it's a wind up, no-one can be such a tossbag.......


    Oh and for slaps, Des Bishop, all day long....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,482 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Great thread so far. Find myself reading through it and saying "yes, yes, definitely."

    Not exactly an obscure choice, but, lest we forget -

    bertieahern.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,430 ✭✭✭jammiedodgers


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,259 ✭✭✭donkeykong5


    Leo the Cleo. And sadik Khan.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 14,876 ✭✭✭✭Igotadose


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,024 ✭✭✭Carry


    Igotadose wrote: »
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    plus his adult kids. They are so dumb it hurts just to look at them.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭hgfj


    squawker wrote: »
    indeed, here he starring in the Handmaid's Tale with his Martha

    50167AC200000578-0-image-a-8_1536772564941.jpg


    That picture is like something you'd expect to see at a Diane Arbus exhibition.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Are they an actual item, creepy as ****.




    No, no*, that's his nanny. Not his children's nanny, his nanny. Worked for the family since he was a child, still does. Minds him when he's out canvassing (yes, seriously).





    (*well, maybe they are an item, wouldn't surprise me)


  • Posts: 13,753 ✭✭✭✭ Dimitri Thoughtless Headache


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,250 ✭✭✭Sunrise_Sunset


    Taylor Swift.
    Such a headwrecker with a slappable face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 318 ✭✭O'Neill


    PaschalDonohoeBudget2018_large.jpg?width=648&s=ie-870936

    Is that Jurgen Maier? If not it’s an absolute spit of him?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 792 ✭✭✭Breaston Plants


    These 2.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,482 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    PaschalDonohoeBudget2018_large.jpg?width=648&s=ie-870936

    I'm no fan of any of their competitors, but I think on average Fine Gealers tend to have proportionally more smackable faces than other parties. Though maybe that's become more extreme recently. For most of my time being alive, they were the other crowd who got into power for a little while, for a break whenever we got sick of FF - so they tended to look a bit beleaguered and unsure of themselves.

    ims-scan-tt-01095904-f-1000x1000.jpg

    But, lately we've had a newer breed of Fine Gaelers, who've become a bit more accustomed to power as way things are and the smile on their faces reek a bit of an inflated sense of their own competence.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    maudgonner wrote: »
    No, no*, that's his nanny. Not his children's nanny, his nanny. Worked for the family since he was a child, still does. Minds him when he's out canvassing (yes, seriously).





    (*well, maybe they are an item, wouldn't surprise me)

    You can just tell she spanked his bottom and he totally enjoyed it.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 2,136 ✭✭✭Gen.Zhukov


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,727 ✭✭✭AllForIt


    looksee wrote: »
    What would be an example of a non-bogger surname?

    (Philip) Boucher-Hayes


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 27,250 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    PinotNero wrote: »
    rees-mogg_topHat.jpg

    :pac:


    Has to be the smuggest most dislikable hedgehog faced mong I’ve seen in a while. He needs a firm brain dilution.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,202 ✭✭✭Gavlor


    Both halves of the happy pear.

    As the saying goes, I’d hit them only sh!t splatters


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,593 ✭✭✭jippo nolan


    Killian is one of those young guys who want to look middle aged while young. That’s better than the reverse right enough, but a bit sad.

    Probably wears his fathers hand me downs!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,107 ✭✭✭gwalk


    That pair of pricks Jedward

    Little weirdos that fiddle with each other


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,205 ✭✭✭✭BorneTobyWilde


    Harry ( no)





    Styles

    $


    Double slap


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,219 ✭✭✭tipptom


    squawker wrote: »
    indeed, here he starring in the Handmaid's Tale with his Martha

    50167AC200000578-0-image-a-8_1536772564941.jpg

    You could just imagine them chasing around after "The Dude",shouting,"VERE IS THE MONEY LEBOWSKI"?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,860 ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    280full.jpg

    Russel Brand of course.



    Verhofstadt.jpg

    And i will, without hesitation, roundhouse kick Guy Verhofstadt in the face if i ever have the displeasure to meet him.
    Will probably tear every muscle in my body doing so but it will be worth it.


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