Faces just asking to be slapped

partyguinness

Up first: Mr. Killian Foley-Walsh

We all had one of these specimens at school. We do not even need to get into the fact he is in Young Fine Gael.

Hyphenating two bogger surnames is seriously deluded and does not make you any classier. Just a pretentious twat.

https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/kathy-sheridan-killian-foley-walsh-should-shut-up-and-listen-1.3985245?mode=sample&auth-failed=1&pw-origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.irishtimes.com%2Fopinion%2Fkathy-sheridan-killian-foley-walsh-should-shut-up-and-listen-1.3985245

*OP is not in any way advocating physical violence.

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Insect Overlord

Thread would be better times infinity if OP's name was Face Slapper.

Dufflecoat Fanny

Jason Bryne

gwalk

Jamie Bryson

Arlene Foster

odyssey06

Nicholas Cage.

No real reason, he has this sort of hang dog look like he's about to fall asleep.

beertons

Ronan Mullen.

Al Porter slaps a lot of arses .

looksee

What would be an example of a non-bogger surname?

Arghus

Most members of The DUP.

Primarily Sammy Wilson, just to see how angry he'd get.

Deebles McBeebles

looksee wrote: »

What would be an example of a non-bogger surname?

Mr. Killian Story-Bud.

PinotNero

:pac:

IamtheWalrus

Mother Theresa

A Knight of Ireland

Simon Harris
Leo Varadkar

squawker

there is just too many, a couple off the top of my head

byte

I think Ryan Tubridy has a very slappable face!

There aren't enough slaps to give for Boris Johnson and Jacob Rees Mogg.

Richard Branson, with his big smug head could do with a few reddeners too.

howamidifferent

Conor MgGregor

Be right back

Angela Merkel.

Franz Von Peppercorn II

partyguinness wrote: »

Up first: Mr. Killian Foley-Walsh

We all had one of these specimens at school. We do not even need to get into the fact he is in Young Fine Gael.

Hyphenating two bogger surnames is seriously deluded and does not make you any classier. Just a pretentious twat.

https://www.irishtimes.com/opinion/kathy-sheridan-killian-foley-walsh-should-shut-up-and-listen-1.3985245?mode=sample&auth-failed=1&pw-origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.irishtimes.com%2Fopinion%2Fkathy-sheridan-killian-foley-walsh-should-shut-up-and-listen-1.3985245

*OP is not in any way advocating physical violence.

Killian is one of those young guys who want to look middle aged while young. That’s better than the reverse right enough, but a bit sad.

Tell me how

howamidifferent wrote: »

Conor MgGregor

Pffft.

You'll do f*ckin nuttin.

squawker

PinotNero wrote: »

:pac:

indeed, here he starring in the Handmaid's Tale with his Martha

RMAOK

Ray D'Arcy

Katie Hopkins.

Franz Von Peppercorn II

looksee wrote: »

What would be an example of a non-bogger surname?

Coleville-Trinknottle. The 3rd.

tipptom

Barry Egan, especially when he does that David Brent-esqe pose on somebody's lawn in an article about someone else.

TheValeyard

Ray D'arcy
Jacob Rees Mogg
Arlene Foster & all the DUP
Boris Johnson
Baggly (over Die Hard)
Dick Cheney

Arghus

Piers Morgan for sure. Some gobshytes can be charming gobshytes, but Piers is just a real gobshyte's gobshyte.

Try as I might - and I do try, his political opinions are appalling - I can't help liking Jacob Rees Mogg a bit.

RMAOK

Marty Morrissey

Arghus

Neil Delamere.

That man has an objectively smackable face.

TheValeyard

Arghus wrote: »

Piers Morgan for sure. Some gobshytes can be charming gobshytes, but Piers is just a real gobshyte's gobshyte.

Try as I might - and I do try, his political opinions are appalling - I can't help liking Jacob Rees Mogg a bit.

I feel that way about Nigel Farage, his policies are sh1te and he is a d1ckhead, bit I'd have a pint with him.

touts

David Cameron. What the FCUK were you thinking!!!!

djivide_

Owen Farrell

partyguinness

Johnny Sexton

iamwhoiam

Simon Harris

Church on Tuesday

squawker wrote: »

indeed, here he starring in the Handmaid's Tale with his Martha

....so where are the bodies buried?

pappyodaniel

Potential-Monke

Ryan Gosling. Hate that mans face, and can't act to save himself. Can't watch any films he's in. And Charlie Day to nearly the same extent. Stupid voice.

JohnnyFlash

Baron Kurtz

Colin Kaepernick.

Good call on Eoghan McDermott - it's been smacked already, but another round could be entertained. Absolute f*ckface.

Ian Beale was an oldie but a goodie.

Philip Schofield/Stephen Mulhern - one and the same. Could feasibly be father and son such is the simpering slappability

AJ Soprano/Robert Iler

TheValeyard

squawker wrote: »

indeed, here he starring in the Handmaid's Tale with his Martha

If Harry Potter sided with Voldemort

Alun

Not sure if anyone has mentioned him yet, but Michael Gove. In fact there was a website a while back which allowed you to interactively slap his face as often as you liked.

magic_murph

howamidifferent wrote: »

Conor MgGregor

You want to slap the best mixed martial arts fighter ever in the face - brave man. Not a wise move.

Pinch Flat

iamwhoiam wrote: »

Simon Harris

Ah come on. He’s a bit young for taking a slap

Bellerstring

https://amp.independent.ie/style/celebrity/celebrity-features/twas-a-few-nights-before-christmas-inside-barry-egans-alist-bash-35312433.html

tipptom wrote: »

Barry Egan, especially when he does that David Brent-esqe pose on somebody's lawn in an article about someone else.

Like this for instance...?

JupiterKid

Eoghan Murphy, so-called Minister for Housing.

Utterly inept and out of touch fool who hasn’t bothered to listen to housing policy analysts, housing practitioners and those on the ground at the front lines of the worsening housing crisis.

Bellerstring

James Corden

MarquisDeSad

Gordon Brown.

partyguinness

Sarah Huckerby Sanders


Kelly Anne Conway (Skelator gone through Extreme Makeover)

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