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Faces just asking to be slapped

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 342 ✭✭daveorourke77


    Not Ricky Gervais. Hes amazing especially his support for the welfare of innocent animals.

    This makes me want to punch him in the face even harder.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,707 ✭✭✭Bobblehats


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 59 ✭✭Idiot boy


    Stephen Hawkins.


  • Posts: 26,219 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Clarkson
    Trump
    Farage
    Rees-Mogg
    Prince Charles
    Bendywick Cruddyback
    Louis Ck
    Simon Cowell
    Any Kardashian


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 410 ✭✭Dog Man Star


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,227 ✭✭✭The Highwayman


    Merkel
    Junker
    AOC
    Leo V


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,777 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    jay1988 wrote: »
    Pat Kenny, i'd slap that ***** face repeatedly.

    Definitely Kenny epecially after what he said to the Sindo last week-

    "Dalkey is such a great mixture of the well heeled who built their own houses, like I did, and people who live in cottages, ordinary people, people who fish"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,458 ✭✭✭✭Galwayguy35


    Brian Cody


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,299 ✭✭✭DavidLyons_


    Candie wrote: »
    Clarkson
    Trump
    Farage
    Rees-Mogg
    Prince Charles
    Bendywick Cruddyback
    Louis Ck
    Simon Cowell
    Any Kardashian
    Schofield
    Hilary
    Corbyn
    Diane Abbott
    Meghan Markel
    Meryl Streep
    Sarah Millican
    Simon Cowell
    Any Kardashian


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,239 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    JupiterKid wrote: »
    I can imagine Rees-Mogg really enjoying having his pants pulled down and bent over her knee for a jolly good spanking by Nanny...

    ...shudder...
    I don't think so I imagine he would prefer the other way around tbh.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,910 ✭✭✭Gwynplaine


    Idiot boy wrote: »
    Stephen Hawkins.

    Who is he?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,239 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Gwynplaine wrote: »
    Who is he?
    Screaming J Hawkins Son. :)


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Sports Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 57,764 Mod ✭✭✭✭Necro


    Is it ok to say Boards posters in this thread?

    Hmmmm... better not.

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,239 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Necro wrote: »
    Is it ok to say Boards posters in this thread?

    Hmmmm... better not.

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    I would LOVE to say posters in this thread.

    What about which posters would you like to slap thread???

    You start it Ill meet you there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,202 ✭✭✭partyguinness


    I would LOVE to say posters in this thread.

    What about which posters would you like to slap thread???

    You start it Ill meet you there.


    Unless you can pull some faces up for debate then wasting our time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 356 ✭✭McHardcore


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    Ex senator Fidelma Healy Eames.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,239 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Unless you can pull some faces up for debate then wasting our time.
    Post your face. :D
    Kidding.I would never want to slap your face.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,879 ✭✭✭Dr. Bre


    Face like a well smacked arse


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,086 ✭✭✭Hangdogroad


    Arghus wrote: »
    Neil Delamere.

    That man has an objectively smackable face.

    He has a face like a weird adult baby, but not a cute one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,239 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Have some cojones!
    Worst advice ever!


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,239 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Have some fallopian tubes
    There there let me nurture you.

    Lets not slap people. Its not nice. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    There there let me nurture you.

    Lets not slap people. Its not nice. :)
    Relax. No one is slapping anyone. We live in a civilised society. But sometimes people are so annoying it's nice to indulge the fantasy where we can slap them silly :p


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 600 ✭✭✭Lil Sally Anne Jnr.


    The ugly little bald runt from Tool with the whiny voice.


  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators Posts: 18,017 Mod ✭✭✭✭Henry Ford III


    Johnny Sexton.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 587 ✭✭✭Redneck Reject


    Dr. Bre wrote: »
    Face like a well smacked arse

    A face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle is a favorite of mine,heh.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 503 ✭✭✭Rufeo


    I'm going to nominate my Dad ...a bit boring I know ...

    And then after I've slapped his face his stupid wife next ( step mother)

    After I've slapped hers I'm going to request she goes through the house and look for my dads balls and sow them back on so he can slap her also .

    Jesus.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,895 ✭✭✭sabat


    Nerdlingr wrote: »
    these annoying kants ...

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    They look like a couple of douchebag college jocks mocking nerdy Asian students across the room at a party with the old "ah so, me so solly mistah" schtick.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 795 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    sabat wrote: »
    They look like a couple of douchebag college jocks mocking nerdy Asian students across the room at a party with the old "ah so, me so solly mistah" schtick.
    I have no idea who they are, but I agree :D Slap 'em back to the stone age.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 234 ✭✭Dynomutt


    Muireann O'Connell. Preferably on each cheek in time to her "buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-buh-bye"s.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,086 ✭✭✭Hangdogroad




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