Biggest lie you've heard about yourself

Moomoomacshoe · 14-08-2019 12:10PM

TomSweeney wrote: »

OP why the hell did you throw a dish at someones head ? ?

Was obviously feeling a bit DISHevelled that day heheh

14-08-2019 12:44PM

An ex of mine who was somewhat psychotic spread lies that I broke up with her because I was gay apparently. So out of touch with her own behaviour and so afraid to understand the real reason why, came up with this rubbish.

14-08-2019 01:17PM

I actually signed my school report 'Dad' as his signature one time. It did require parents signature at the time.

I threw chairs with metal frames against each other, with other pupils for fun.

What's true is that that fee paying school was a waste of time and I got a shy+e leaving cert out of it. I'll accept responsibility for that.

No school reunions though. No contact with any school pupils whatsoever now!

Just as serious:
10 years later as a mature student In third level another student masqueraded as me in emailing emails of a serious nature to another student.
He got away with it, and got merit in his diploma at least.: I was broke and could not afford any legal advice. 2000.

chuck eastwood · 14-08-2019 01:41PM

When i was 8 (1988) I broke some bones in my foot jumping off a sandbank so I was six weeks late going back to school. When I eventually got back in I was greeted with looks of shock and amazement. That and no one would come within ten feet of me.
Turns out one if my wanker Class mates told everyonr I had Aids and was either dead by now or highly contagious. Back then you could catch Aids from knowing someone's name. 8 year olds can't be right little twats

CrankyHaus · 14-08-2019 01:47PM

MetzgerMeister wrote: »

An ex of mine who was somewhat psychotic spread lies that I broke up with her because I was gay apparently. So out of touch with her own behaviour and so afraid to understand the real reason why, came up with this rubbish.

Had exactly the same thing happen to me. Thought it was kind of gas to be honest, especially imagining some of our mutual friends believing it.

Badly Drunk Boy · 14-08-2019 02:14PM

**Disclaimer: I'm assuming this is a lie.**

I've been told that I started a huge mud-fight at the last Witnness in 2003 in Punchestown (what became Oxygen). I remember there were a few freak rain-showers that year, and the place turned to mud really quickly and stayed fairly muddy, even when the sun started splitting the trees. There were also loads of people covered head-to-toe in mud.

A colleague in work told me a few weeks later (in the company of others) that I had picked up a handful of mud, flung it into a crowd of people, where it hit one lad on the side of the head. He picked up a handful to throw in retaliation, saw the size of me, and decided to fling it elsewhere instead. Then everybody else joined in...

The thing is...this colleague of mine is notorious for exaggerating stories, and even though I had met him there and the mud was plentiful, that just wouldn't be my style (even when drunk). I do remember pretending to push over one of the women in the group into the mud, but I didn't actually do it.

16 years later and he still mentions it every now and then (and always with an audience), but...IT DIDN'T HAPPEN, RIGHT?!?!

biko · 14-08-2019 03:50PM

That I have the second biggest willy in Ireland

it's the fourth biggest

freshpopcorn · 14-08-2019 03:53PM

That I got very drunk and smashed a windscreen in a Garda car and got arrested!

14-08-2019 03:53PM

biko wrote: »

That I have the second biggest willy in Ireland

it's the fourth biggest

And its on your head

Church on Tuesday · 14-08-2019 03:54PM

That I lived in the 'haunted house' while I was in Secondary.

Sorry to disappoint folks, it was the next house over.

Blitzkrieger · 14-08-2019 03:56PM

That I'm a millionaire.

There's so many clues that I'm not.....

jammiedodgers · 14-08-2019 04:09PM

Someone once said I was c**t for reading too much into things, which is a total lie because generally I just read the thread title and maybe the first couple of lines of the OP.

everlast75 · 14-08-2019 04:13PM

KathleenGrant wrote: »

About 15 years ago now someone said I had sex with a co-worker in my office Never happened...............

I just gave him a blow job.

Monica, is that you?

the beer revolu · 14-08-2019 04:50PM

Common enough theme, that I was gay. Came from me, apparently. Wasn't really bothered but I was sort of weirded out that this guy was going around telling people that I told him that I was gay. Why?

Robsweezie · 14-08-2019 06:23PM

that i used to strum my willy like a guitar when i was in the bath

Your Face · 15-08-2019 08:43PM

Robsweezie wrote: »

that i used to strum my willy like a guitar when i was in the bath

And thusly country music legend Willie Nelson was born

ILoveYourVibes · 15-08-2019 08:50PM

Moomoomacshoe wrote: »

Probably not a very exciting thread but lieing here ..i mean lying here completely gobsmacked at the extent of a lie some people can tell.

For example, today I discovered that apparently I threw a dish at someone's head??? If only they saw my real life throwing skills..a thrower I am not!

Another..a while back appparrrrrrrently I trashed another person's belongings in an ocean 11 style entrance to their handbag. I mean what the holy fricken hell. Do these people actually believe their shttyy pie hole lies?

Gobsmacked doesn't cover how I feel..my nana would say I'm shook. Will seriously take me a good while to have faith in humanity again. Rising above it of course, may they be facedown in poop for evermore the bstrd faces! Oh...And may I choose better acquantices that are not psychotic, sociopathic, shtiopatic, and lieopathic in nature.

What's the biggest lie someone has said about you?

That i was pregnant with my exes kid. (my ex started that lovely rumor)

Truth is I have never been pregnant. It was a really horrible one though.

That I was anorexic.

That someone else painted my artwork.

Biggest lie you've heard about yourself

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