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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,817 ✭✭✭Raconteuse


    Backwards man, had his moments of fun, but woe betide of you and his opinions differed.
    Could not stand his posts. So contrarian for a reaction, so full of insults, acted like he was about 80, whatabouter extraordinaire. If an Islamist atrocity occurred he'd immediately deflect from it yet never shut up about republican paramilitarism - surely all terrorism deserves condemnation.

    People were fooled by his "Ah shur I'm just an eejit from the bog" schtick but eventually people saw through it.

    And his PMs were not the good kind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,755 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    This Perma lad sounds like a right loon.

    He was just on the right side of normal to lead people to initially read his posts with interest.

    If you were a new member or only an intermittent user you'd think they were a decent provider but when you saw the narrative come together over an extended period of time, it started to unravel. That posters main downfall was the career they portrayed did not allay with the image gleaned from the frequency and content of their posts. Once you started to doubt it, you started to see holes everywhere. I was reading their posts for the last few months before they absconded just to see how well they were doing in terms of keeping it all together.

    I wonder how many other similar posters are there who manage to divulge just enough to keep the facade going. (AvB aside as I think that account was always intended to be a parody)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    I liked Snowy. He was very obviously dyslexic and handled it very well when someone had a go at his spelling. He rarely got mad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,167 ✭✭✭Fr_Dougal


    What was the name of the female poster who had a dream that she has been touched as a kid then went on to convince herself that it must be true? She completely lost it a few years ago and decided that all men were evil.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,474 ✭✭✭Obvious Desperate Breakfasts


    Fr_Dougal wrote: »
    What was the name of the female poster who had a dream that she has been touched as a kid then went on to convince herself that it must be true? She completely lost it a few years ago and decided that all men were evil.

    Midlandsmissus? Though I think she talked of being assaulted in real life.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,924 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    That 'cordially, Scofflaw' sign-off was a bit unnecessary, mind you.

    I don't remember Scofflaw but there was a poster a few years back who started every. single. reply with "I have read your post." Well, yeah, genius, that's kind of a given.

    It used to irk me beyond all reason.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,365 ✭✭✭✭McMurphy


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    Could not stand his posts. So contrarian for a reaction, so full of insults, acted like he was about 80, whatabouter extraordinaire. If an Islamist atrocity occurred he'd immediately deflect from it yet never shut up about republican paramilitarism - surely all terrorism deserves condemnation.

    People were fooled by his "Ah shur I'm just an eejit from the bog" schtick but eventually people saw through it.

    And his PMs were not the good kind.

    If only his dog would open a boards account, I'm sure it could tell some yarns :cool:


  • Posts: 14,242 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Raconteuse wrote: »
    People were fooled by his "Ah shur I'm just an eejit from the bog" schtick but eventually people saw through it.
    I don't believe the Backwards Man would have entertained any notion that he was an "eejit" or that there is any link to be made between being a culchie and being stupid. That's all on you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 19,933 ✭✭✭✭ELM327


    Dial Hard wrote: »
    I don't remember Scofflaw but there was a poster a few years back who started every. single. reply with "I have read your post." Well, yeah, genius, that's kind of a given.

    It used to irk me beyond all reason.


    Scofflaw was iirc the poster who used to post in the following signature in every post


    Jovially
    -Scofflaw


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    I remember heading out west with a gang from a private forum. Must be nearly 6 years ago now. One of them is still a mod here, and one other has posted in this thread, but I've no idea where the others have all gone! :eek:

    I rented a house for a weekend on Inis Oírr with a group of about 13/14 boardsies maybe 8/9 years ago. At least two of them turned up without having met anyone before. One of them was Wazdakka (sp?). He lost his sh*t on the first night and had a fight with everyone and left on the first boat the next morning. Good times :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,078 ✭✭✭✭josip


    ELM327 wrote: »
    Scofflaw was iirc the poster who used to post in the following signature in every post


    Jovially
    -Scofflaw


    I love the 'Jovially' :D
    The only poster I ever put on ignore and just because his sign off annoyed me so much


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Mickey Dolonez, man he used to love the ban hammer, was known to go on ban sprees, met him in person, nice lad.

    Not so much when you get to know him :p
    I liked Snowy. He was very obviously dyslexic and handled it very well when someone had a go at his spelling. He rarely got mad.

    Snowy's a great lad! He PM'd me after I started a thread about dogging years ago :pac: turns out we were from the same area and knew a lot of the same people. Became good friends for quite a while but have lost touch over the years. He invited me to his wedding a couple of years ago but I couldn't go. Must give him a shout :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    I'm sorry to be always talking about him on this thread, but I really did find PB psychologically fascinating once you'd pieced it together that it was all nonsense. I'm sure there's other posters on here who have concocted elements of their bio or persona out of thin air, but no-one has kept such a sustained and elaborate fantasy life going to the extent that he did.

    I still don't fully know whether he was a troll or a fantasist. Primarily, I think he probably was a Walter Mitty - the level of depth and detail the man went into detailing his fantasy life makes me think that this was someone who wanted to believe that this was his life. The tantrums he used to throw when someone attempted to lift the veil were indicative, to me, of how maintaining the facade was always priority number one.

    I don't know if he was even strictly speaking a troll. I don't know if his motivation was to just wind people up - I think it was actually something a bit more malevolent: I think he wanted to deceive people. I'm sure there were people here that took his opinions and alleged "expertise" at face value. After all, he always wrote so well and was usually calm, somewhat respectful and polite.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 19,933 ✭✭✭✭ELM327


    josip wrote: »
    I love the 'Jovially' :D
    The only poster I ever put on ignore and just because his sign off annoyed me so much
    He'd always add something like "amusedly" or "bemused" or "calmly" etc .


    I thought it was funny, always pictured him as a wealthy man from the 1800's in a tuxedo and top hat using the internet.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,832 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    That post was deleted by the soccer mods as they felt it was being brought up to often.

    It was a thing of beauty and deserved to be brought up often.

    Ah I cant believe they deleted Pilsbury Doughboys final post, I dont think a single post has ever made me laugh so much. It was the context of it too with the tension and constant arguments on the Liverpool thread while the team was playing awful. That and it was New Years Day and he wanted a fresh start. His final post just cut through all the crap and arguments and gave everyone a great laugh on the first day of the year. Does anyone have a screenshot of it? It defintely needs preservation
    Starbelgrade was probably the wittiest person I’ve ever seen on this board. Absolutely razor sharp.

    Yeah starbelgrade had some sense of wit. Mickey Dolenz great craic too.

    Is there anyway to search through a posters posts ranked by 'Most thanked', there would be some absolute gems by starbelgrade in there.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    Muahahaha wrote: »
    Is there anyway to search through a posters posts ranked by 'Most thanked', there would be some absolute gems by starbelgrade in there.

    It's easily done on active accounts, not on closed accounts though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    I learned how to succinct.

    By leaving out words? :D
    One of them was Wazdakka (sp?). He lost his sh*t on the first night and had a fight with everyone and left on the first boat the next morning. Good times :D

    Ah Wazza, ha ha! Had forgotten about him. Met him at a few beers over the years and found him to be great craic.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 15,924 ✭✭✭✭Dial Hard


    Arghus wrote: »
    I still don't fully know whether he was a troll or a fantasist. Primarily, I think he probably was a Walter Mitty - the level of depth and detail the man went into detailing his fantasy life makes me think that this was someone who wanted to believe that this was his life. The tantrums he used to throw when someone attempted to lift the veil were indicative, to me, of how maintaining the facade was always priority number one.

    Oh I don't believe for a second that he was doing it to troll. I think he more or less believed his own rubbish. And he wanted it to be true. He so desperately needed everyone else to believe it in order to bolster his own belief. Which is why he got so nasty whenever anyone cast doubt on him - it threatened to upset his entire invented sense of self.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 31,263 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    I rented a house for a weekend on Inis Oírr with a group of about 13/14 boardsies maybe 8/9 years ago. At least two of them turned up without having met anyone before. One of them was Wazdakka (sp?). He lost his sh*t on the first night and had a fight with everyone and left on the first boat the next morning. Good times :D

    Aw, that sounds unreal. Inis Oírr is my happy place. :D Always funny when too many people turn up for one of those get-togethers. :pac:
    Arghus wrote: »
    I don't know if he was even strictly speaking a troll. I don't know if his motivation was to just wind people up - I think it was actually something a bit more malevolent: I think he wanted to deceive people. I'm sure there were people here that took his opinions and alleged "expertise" at face value. After all, he always wrote so well and was usually calm, somewhat respectful and polite.

    PB was an expert in knowing how to search for sources that made him sound like an actual expert. He tried it on in the Gaeilge forum towards the end, and it was abundantly obvious that he was trawling Google for keywords that suited his argument. Then he'd shift the goalposts and try to "win" by countering with a slightly different argument. I'd say he'd make a tremendous opponent in a game of chess.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    Muahahaha wrote: »
    Ah I cant believe they deleted Pilsbury Doughboys final post, I dont think a single post has ever made me laugh so much. It was the context of it too with the tension and constant arguments on the Liverpool thread while the team was playing awful. That and it was New Years Day and he wanted a fresh start. His final post just cut through all the crap and arguments and gave everyone a great laugh on the first day of the year. Does anyone have a screenshot of it? It defintely needs preservation

    Probably the greatest signing off in the history of Boards. I'm not even a Liverpool fan and was entirely ignorant of what led up to the post, but, even I had to thank it because it was such an epic meltdown, but carried off with such conviction and flair.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,728 ✭✭✭✭Earthhorse


    Gonna go against the grain and say I thought Scofflaw was a decent poster. The sig thing was a bit repetitive, yeah, but I actually felt it was a good way to make the tone more corial in politics, which was always such a heated place.

    There's a slim possibility PB is a shill as well, one of those who try to edge the Overton window ever further open.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,385 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    The most realistic thing about Permabear was that he went from being a libertarian militant atheist to a Trump defender whp flirted with religion.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    PB was an expert in knowing how to search for sources that made him sound like an actual expert. He tried it on in the Gaeilge forum towards the end, and it was abundantly obvious that he was trawling Google for keywords that suited his argument. Then he'd shift the goalposts and try to "win" by countering with a slightly different argument. I'd say he'd make a tremendous opponent in a game of chess.

    I'll give him credit for that. He was extremely resourceful and adept at trawling the internet quickly to find material to suit and raise his argument and it would probably help him get through most debates, but if you were able to see through his copy and paste, he'd shift the goalposts slightly - and if that didn't work he'd disappear or get mad.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,078 ✭✭✭✭josip


    Arghus wrote: »
    Probably the greatest signing off in the history of Boards. I'm not even a Liverpool fan and was entirely ignorant of what led up to the post, but, even I had to thank it because it was such an epic meltdown, but carried off with such conviction and flair.

    For those who haven't seen it and can no longer due to GDPR.

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=93648488&postcount=786

    Sincere thanks to Jesus Wept for quoting this at the time and preserving it for future generations.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 163 ✭✭PinotNero


    Wheeliebin30. Wow what an angry poster :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,477 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    josip wrote: »
    For those who haven't seen it and can no longer due to GDPR.

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=93648488&postcount=786

    Sincere thanks to Jesus Wept for quoting this at the time and preserving it for future generations.

    The sign off at the end of his post - brilliant :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 16,413 ✭✭✭✭Arghus


    josip wrote: »
    For those who haven't seen it and can no longer due to GDPR.

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=93648488&postcount=786

    Sincere thanks to Jesus Wept for quoting this at the time and preserving it for future generations.

    That's the one. I think there was another closing gif of Kenny Powers giving everyone the finger and fireworks exploding in the background.

    It is doubly funny to think he died on a hill for Brendan Rodgers.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,832 ✭✭✭✭Muahahaha


    It's easily done on active accounts, not on closed accounts though.

    Yeah just tried looking up starbelgrade's old posts but they are all gone sadly. He really had a remarkable sense of wit
    josip wrote: »
    For those who haven't seen it and can no longer due to GDPR.

    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=93648488&postcount=786

    Sincere thanks to Jesus Wept for quoting this at the time and preserving it for future generations.

    Ah thanks josip, you've made my day.

    Au Revoir Le cocksuckers :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,302 ✭✭✭Galadriel


    Slideways wrote: »
    Not sure if he has been mentioned but DJ Spider.

    Now there was an out and out headbanger. The thread he started in the dome after getting banned from the tattoo forum was epic.

    Started with the intention of flaming the mod who banned him it back fired and he got owned in a way I have never seen since.

    I met him at a few of the beers back in the day, crikey :eek:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,513 ✭✭✭✭Thelonious Monk


    PinotNero wrote: »
    Wheeliebin30. Wow what an angry poster :eek:

    Any article on the Journal about social welfare etc has a guy posting using the exact same language Mr Wheeliebin used here, with his real name. It's so obvious it's him!


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