Biggest lie you've heard about yourself

Moomoomacshoe · 14-08-2019 12:16AM #1

Probably not a very exciting thread but lieing here ..i mean lying here completely gobsmacked at the extent of a lie some people can tell.

For example, today I discovered that apparently I threw a dish at someone's head??? If only they saw my real life throwing skills..a thrower I am not!

Another..a while back appparrrrrrrently I trashed another person's belongings in an ocean 11 style entrance to their handbag. I mean what the holy fricken hell. Do these people actually believe their shttyy pie hole lies?

Gobsmacked doesn't cover how I feel..my nana would say I'm shook. Will seriously take me a good while to have faith in humanity again. Rising above it of course, may they be facedown in poop for evermore the bstrd faces! Oh...And may I choose better acquantices that are not psychotic, sociopathic, shtiopatic, and lieopathic in nature.

What's the biggest lie someone has said about you?

Leg End Reject · 14-08-2019 12:18AM

I'd imagine they're said behind my back so I don't know tbh.

Reisers · 14-08-2019 12:19AM

I want to be a part of it

Frank Sinatra said that to me once at a concert

Charlie19 · 14-08-2019 12:20AM

Someone once said I was c**t for reading too much into things, which is a total lie because generally I just read the thread title and maybe the first couple of lines of the OP.

Sharp MZ700 · 14-08-2019 12:25AM

Charlie19 wrote: »

Someone once said I was c**t for reading too much into things, which is a total lie because generally I just read the thread title and maybe the first couple of lines of the OP.

You've just opened yourself up to being called a woeful bejaysuswhatnot for the rest of the thread.

Moomoomacshoe · 14-08-2019 12:27AM

Charlie19 wrote: »

Someone once said I was c**t for reading too much into things, which is a total lie because generally I just read the thread title and maybe the first couple of lines of the OP.

That's a LIE! ...Too hard to believe they called you a cart.

ToddyDoody · 14-08-2019 12:47AM

Someone said I was a people person - and I am. I just generally don't want people near me. A people person at a distance, if you will. Is that really being a people person though?

KathleenGrant · 14-08-2019 12:53AM

About 15 years ago now someone said I had sex with a co-worker in my office Never happened...............

I just gave him a blow job.

Reisers · 14-08-2019 12:56AM

KathleenGrant wrote: »

About 15 years ago now someone said I had sex with a co-worker in my office Never happened...............

I just gave him a blow job.

Liar I was there

Reisers · 14-08-2019 12:57AM

This is it wrote: »

Why would you throw a dish at someone's head? Sounds pretty unhinged.

Bit disheveled

Reisers · 14-08-2019 12:59AM

Someone said I'd only a 4 inch cock

Moomoomacshoe · 14-08-2019 01:08AM

This is it wrote: »

Why would you throw a dish at someone's head? Sounds pretty unhinged.

Ha..even worse how could they make it up. If they were a door they'd be unhinged... If they were a wardrobe theyd have a screw loose, if they were a hammer theyd be an awful tool, if they were an egg theyd be a right yoke, if they were a..ok will stop now!

For clarity in case I wasnt clear I do solemnly declare I did not throw any dish at anyone at any time ever in my lifetime ....but I probably would if I saw the liar faced btch again.

14-08-2019 01:14AM

Several which I wouldn't care to rate. More importantly, I didn't take any of them to heart.

Skylinehead · 14-08-2019 01:16AM

That I was a communist. I may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but I am not a porn star!

Moomoomacshoe · 14-08-2019 01:18AM

[Deleted User] wrote: »

Several which I wouldn't care to rate. More importantly, I didn't take any of them to heart.

Must toughen up..you're dead right Bertie!!

sligojoek · 14-08-2019 01:31AM

Apparently, I'm supposed to have said, "The sooner they start back to school, the better."

Skihunta13 · 14-08-2019 01:37AM

sligojoek wrote: »

Apparently, I'm supposed to have said, "The sooner they start back to school, the better."

Its the place for the little ......... children

Your Face · 14-08-2019 01:42AM

Loads of lies by two lads I used to be friends with.
It was ridiculous stuff.
Had to cut them off, I couldn't be associated with that.

frag420 · 14-08-2019 01:45AM

This is it wrote: »

Why would you throw a dish at someone's head? Sounds pretty unhinged.

That was the door he threw..

frag420 · 14-08-2019 01:45AM

Reisers wrote: »

Someone said I'd only a 4 inch cock

By how much did they exaggerate?

Deebles McBeebles · 14-08-2019 09:06AM

Someone once said they loved me.....f*ckin knew it was a lie.

KathleenGrant · 14-08-2019 09:17AM

Reisers wrote: »

Liar I was there

Well if you were there I know who you are........

D3V!L · 14-08-2019 09:21AM

The greatest lie I've heard is that I didn't exist !! :rolleyes:

D3V!L · 14-08-2019 09:25AM

frag420 wrote: »

By how much did they exaggerate?

2 inches I'd say :pac:

TomSweeney · 14-08-2019 09:27AM

OP why the hell did you throw a dish at someones head ? ?

JohnCleary · 14-08-2019 09:30AM

That I'm stinking rich. Such lies.

I do not stink.

Feisar · 14-08-2019 09:41AM

That I'm a slut, yes I've had my share but I don't think as much as some people thought.

That I was gay. Not bothered however the opposite was/is true.

Was out for coffee in a pub once, my female friend came back from the toilet to tell me there was a litany of stuff about me in there! Who writes on toilet walls apart from bored builders?

banie01 · 14-08-2019 09:48AM

I was being fairly aggressively stalked at point a few years ago.
It got fairly serious tbh.

But as a 6'5" burly male, being "stalked" by in all honesty a very attractive blonde wasn't really seen as much of a "problem"!
By all my male friends, and the vast majority of the Gardaí until I got talking to a female member.

Anyways, at one point an elderly neighbour of mine called over to congratulate my on my engagement...
I was a bit surprised as I was very single at the time.
Turns out the stalker had befriended said neighbour and convinced her she was my GF!!

There has been lots of other stuff said about me, mostly by family members and mostly that I think I'm better than them, or that I'm a prick....
But unfortunately most of that is valid and true :P :pac:

Feisar · 14-08-2019 09:57AM

banie01 wrote: »

I was being fairly aggressively stalked at point a few years ago.
It got fairly serious tbh.

But as a 6'5" burly male, being "stalked" by in all honesty a very attractive blonde wasn't really seen as much of a "problem"!
By all my male friends, and the vast majority of the Gardaí until I got talking to a female member.

Anyways, at one point an elderly neighbour of mine called over to congratulate my on my engagement...
I was a bit surprised as I was very single at the time.
Turns out the stalker had befriended said neighbour and convinced her she was my GF!!

There has been lots of other stuff said about me, mostly by family members and mostly that I think I'm better than them, or that I'm a prick....
But unfortunately most of that is valid and true :P :pac:

See the slut part of me would have kicked in and I'd have broken rule number one and stuck my penis in crazy.

banie01 · 14-08-2019 10:03AM

Feisar wrote: »

See the slut part of me would have kicked in and I'd have broken rule number one and stuck my penis in crazy.

Oh I've stuck my dick in my fair share of crazy and even married it

But...
This girl just set every alarm I had jangling!

How Soon Is Now · 14-08-2019 10:08AM

I was out sick for two days in secondary school everyone was going around saying I got deported.

One lad actually came up to me when i got back one hundred percent serious "I always taught you where from Mexico!?"

This was before Irish schools where full of all kinds of nationalitys and I was one the very few who had a foreign surname and didn't look stereotype Irish haha!

Biggest lie you've heard about yourself

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