Ugly people you'd still f**k

TomTom · 04-09-2003 09:01PM

The Queen of England

Seth Brundle · 04-09-2003 10:32PM

Originally posted by aclane
Pat Butcher from EastEnders:D :eek:

Aaah no! He's not that bad, is he?

BEAT · 05-09-2003 12:22AM

Jesus

i mean really people, has boards lost all of its marbles...what kind of topic is this?

girldef · 05-09-2003 12:28AM

Marilyn Manson ..... i would

mr_angry · 05-09-2003 12:51AM

I'm almost sorry I started this. It was tongue-in-cheek to begin with, but the sick-o types have taken it too far...

Marilyn Manson ..... i would

Surely you'd do that ugly b**tard Timberarse first, girldef?

girldef · 05-09-2003 12:56AM

Oi Trousersnake is a fine specimen! Ur a knob jockey!
What about that girlie bloke from X-Sclub, thought ud have posted him, have heard you a great fondness for him!
Anger is prebably all thats in ur pants....baby

mr_angry · 05-09-2003 01:02AM

I clearly wasn't in X-Club for the music. More likely Rachael Stevens. And I'll have you know that the contents of my pants are the envy of all those people that look like me!

I'm like Jet Li in "The One". Except it's about c*ck.

girldef · 05-09-2003 01:07AM

haha
Good one........ please stop ribs hurt from laughing so much...envy...pants.....haha
Seriously maybe your pants are the envy in the junior s-clubbers!
(Pre-pubesent ones that is)
Ah bless

mr_angry · 05-09-2003 01:18AM

This is becoming a bit personal, isn't it? I think its good that you feel comfortable enough to be a spiteful b*tch in public, aswell as in private!

Eat sh*t and die!

girldef · 05-09-2003 01:23AM

Oh you nasty mofo!

ah you poor baby... can't take the heat?
Maybe i should rest up on your poor wounded ego!
Want your mammy to come help you?

You tree hugging, butt munchin, paedo, you should be glad of the S-Club juniors action, its all you'll get.... its all about the cock eh?
All about 2 inches i'd guess!

Love ya really...

mr_angry · 05-09-2003 01:32AM

Having hung out my dirty laundry in public, I now feel compelled to stop. Girldef, the hottest newbie in town has clearly got the better of me, and I'm just unable to keep up with her fierce S-Club jibes.

I retire. Humbled. Defeated.

[WISENED OLD MAN IMPRESSION]I just want to warn all the rest of ye - don't get her sharp tongue started again, lest ye all go to the same fate! [/WISENED OLD MAN IMPRESSION]

I hope your happy now, on that feckin' island of yours!!!

mr_angry · 05-09-2003 12:20PM

I think we've scared everybody off the original thread now! (Cheers girldef).

Anyway, where were we?

Pat Butcher? You're avin' a laugh, innt ya?

Seth Brundle · 05-09-2003 08:48PM

Aah Pat Butch(er) is luverly, do you noit think?
Im sure she has helped many a man overcome premature ejaculation

Mercury_Tilt · 14-09-2003 11:55PM

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monkeyfudge · 15-09-2003 03:20PM

Any one remember Martha Plimpton? She was Keanu Reeves girlfriend in that Parenthood film with Steve Martin... oh and she was in the Goonies too...

And while we're on the subject of Martha's... Martha Hacket who played the cardasian spy Seska in Star Trek Voyager...

K2 · 15-09-2003 03:26PM

Ann Doyle the rte newsreader:D

RapierX · 15-09-2003 06:40PM

Mary Harney and Ricki Lake at once. You could lick Mary's box whilst pummeling Ricki.

Winters · 16-09-2003 02:21AM

Originally posted by K2
Ann Doyle the rte newsreader:D

she came into my place of work on the august Bank Holiday..... not a pretty picture I would have to say.

Who would I?

Many a woman, just no names pop into my head... though for some reason Kelly Osbourne is appealing. Though i cant remember what she lookes like. Excuse me while i google...

ok, after taking those few seconds to google ... i will remove my comments above. Yuck. Jesus who said her should be shot.

I propose that other RTE news presenter. The one with the black hair. Did the 1 o'clock news today..... anyone? actucully....

Seth Brundle · 16-09-2003 06:49AM

George Lee?

sod · 16-09-2003 11:10AM

twink

monkeyfudge · 16-09-2003 11:25AM

Twink? Every one was just having a bit of fun with this... but you had to take things too far...

That June Rodgers is a bit of alright though...

K2 · 16-09-2003 12:54PM

who is george lee?

Roller Toaster · 16-09-2003 01:18PM

Sigourney Weaver. Shes sorta ugly and butch but she has a certain something about her.

sod · 16-09-2003 02:05PM

Originally posted by monkeyfudge
Twink? Every one was just having a bit of fun with this... but you had to take things too far...

That June Rodgers is a bit of alright though...

two of em together, one suckin yer balls the other wreckin yer head

shinobi · 16-09-2003 09:50PM

Gail Hillman.....Kinda scrapes the bottom of the barrel but.....

Creature · 16-09-2003 10:34PM

Originally posted by shinobi
Gail Hillman.....Kinda scrapes the bottom of the barrel but.....

She looks like someone who just ate a very sour lemon.

Seth Brundle · 16-09-2003 10:41PM

Pat Butcher - maybe
Ann Doyle - maybe
Mary Harney & Ricky Lake - maybe (don't give much hope for the bed springs!)
but FFS Gail Platt (the Gerbil!)

shinobi · 17-09-2003 01:20AM

Originally posted by kbannon

but FFS Gail Platt (the Gerbil!)

Paper bag over her head and bobs your uncle!:D

joseph brand · 17-09-2003 01:32AM

Anyone see Sabrina the Teenage piece of a**?

Well, her momma. She could witchotise me anyday.

Noone mentioned Dawn French??? Lenny Henry thinks she's alright, so she's good enuf for me. Do er sideways, ... . 'I done the Vicar'.

cournioni · 17-09-2003 10:44AM

Sabrina's aunts for the craic.

http://www.shirleyjones.com/films_tv/HILADOPT.jpg

Ugly people you'd still f**k

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