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Ugly people you'd still f**k

  • 01-09-2003 9:28pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭


    Saw this thread somewhere else, and I thought I'd borrow it.

    Personally, I'd say Cerys Matthews from ex-Welsh band Catatonia. She looked alright in a certain light...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,651 ✭✭✭Enygma


    I'd have to say PJ Harvey, something about her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,446 ✭✭✭bugler


    PJ Harvey isn't ugly. And neither is Cerys, particularly. Though I can see where you're coming from.

    Hmm..I know a few in person..but as for celebs..need to think about it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,263 ✭✭✭Caesar_Bojangle


    Wouldn’t naturally be my first choices, but I’d give em a poke if the tv was broke.




    Sophie Ellis Bextor
    Kelly Osborne & her mother
    Mary j Blige
    Lisa kudrow
    Ginger from sex and the city
    Goldie Hawn

    Chelsea Clinton - for the sake of being able to say you'd screwed her rotten.
    Mary McAlease - same as aforementioned reason


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 10,501 Mod ✭✭✭✭ecksor


    DeVore. Absolutely minger, but there's a certain something about him ...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,114 ✭✭✭Kappar


    The Pope; for obvious reasons
    Hitler; I've a good girth, nice 'n' rough


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 483 ✭✭aclane


    Pat Butcher from EastEnders:D :D :eek: :D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,322 ✭✭✭Repli


    Have to agree with Caesar on Kelly Osbourne


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 658 ✭✭✭xx


    C'mon, Kelly Osbourne, thats pushing the boundaries of taste a little too far. She is far beyond rotten.
    As for me, I'd love to hammer all the female members of the 03 team who write for the Sunday Independent. Bunch of stuck up southside beotches. I'd do 'em, but damn I'd make it hurt!!!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,141 ✭✭✭fisty


    mary harney


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭Syd_Vicious


    This is Syd_Vicious speaking...

    Anne Cassin

    This has been Syd_Vicious speaking...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,783 ✭✭✭Puck


    Originally posted by Syd_Vicious
    This is Syd_Vicious speaking...

    Anne Cassin

    This has been Syd_Vicious speaking...

    We can tell who's posting by simply looking at your username that automagically gets put beside your posts. :rolleyes: Anyway shouldn't it be "posting", or maybe even "typing", instead of "speaking".

    Yeah I'd do Anne Cassin. Though tbh I don't think she's ugly. There's no way I could do Kelly Osbourne though, she reminds me of a young Meatloaf.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    Sophie Ellis Bextor is gorgeous - as in not ugly at all.

    If that's the standard of ugliness we're talking about then I choose Kelly Brook.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    Are you people mad, Kelly Osbourne wouldn't even count as human. Vile thing *shudders*.

    Now I believe we would require a more definity bases than ugly, do you mean those whom wouldn't get 5+ on a 1-10 scale, those with disfigurements, people who are just mean and nasty to othr people....?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 97 ✭✭Heresy


    Jenny Jones - what a hottie...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 989 ✭✭✭MrNuked


    people whom are just mean and nasty to othr people....?

    people who are just mean and nasty to other people you mean. If you're going to try to sound pedantic at least get it right.:rolleyes:

    how old is Kelly Osbourne anyway? She can't be more than,emmm 10... can she?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    one persons back of a bus is anothers oil painting

    Chelsea Clinton for me


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,446 ✭✭✭Havelock


    But on topic, I'd say PJ Harvey as well, I bet she f**ks like a minx.


  • Users Awaiting Email Confirmation Posts: 15,001 ✭✭✭✭Pepe LeFrits


    yes lisa kudrow is such a pig.

    yeah right.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭whosurpaddy


    i can kinda see y sophie ellis bextor wouldnt be some peoples cup of tea, shes not beautiful in a conventional sense, but she has something about her.

    i think candice (from coronation st) is gorgeous, but many people seem to think shes a minger


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭patch


    I've been cursed with these damned standards, which means I could never shag a chick I didn't at least fancy a bit.
    A shame really, I'd be getting a whole lot more tail if I could look at this type of thing in a slightly different light....


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭Borzoi


    Originally posted by patch69
    I've been cursed with these damned standards, which means I could never shag a chick I didn't at least fancy a bit.
    A shame really, I'd be getting a whole lot more tail if I could look at this type of thing in a slightly different light....


    Dude, as a friend of mine is fond of saying: Go ugly early and avoid the rush.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,651 ✭✭✭Spunog UIE


    your damn right!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Cianan2


    I'd say Davina McCall,cos then when im watching Big Bro with my mates next year,i could say
    "You know,that might be my kid shes holdin this year"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 465 ✭✭bloggs


    Bertie's daughter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 663 ✭✭✭anthonymcg


    Originally posted by whosurpaddy
    i can kinda see y sophie ellis bextor wouldnt be some peoples cup of tea, shes not beautiful in a conventional sense, but she has something about her.

    i think candice (from coronation st) is gorgeous, but many people seem to think shes a minger

    True bout sophie but candice?! Muck


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Walls


    Originally posted by ecksor
    DeVore. Absolutely minger, but there's a certain something about him ...

    It’s the way he makes me feel so good about myself….

    And as for ugly blokes to shag I will have to go for Alan Rickman. The teeth are terrible, but still.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    You like a man with still teeth Walls? :E


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,644 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by bloggs
    Bertie's daughter
    Nah, I'd stick with the younger, prettier, unmarried one.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    Originally posted by Victor
    Nah, I'd stick with the younger, prettier, unmarried one.
    Celia?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,644 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    Originally posted by Hobart
    Celia?
    Celia is his ex. I mean Cecilia, the one with the €1m book deal. I think.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭patch


    Originally posted by Borzoi
    Dude, as a friend of mine is fond of saying: Go ugly early and avoid the rush.

    LoL :D Believe me, I've tried. Nothing worse than bringing a chick home, but sobering up before getting down to the deed.
    Cue: Nah, it's just complicated right now, ex. girlfriend etc. etc.,
    -of course I'll ring you........


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭weemcd


    thers quite alot of girls i know that i dont find attractive, but you are right thers a certain something about some people. or else you just want to give it to them so hard, so they might be a little less frustrated and more relaxed. :):):):)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,500 ✭✭✭Mercury_Tilt


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  • Moderators, Regional North West Moderators Posts: 19,171 Mod ✭✭✭✭byte
    byte


    I'd do Sonia out of Eastenders. Might crack a smile on her otherwise sour face :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    i'd do madonna for hours on her end.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,767 ✭✭✭La_Gordy


    I'd do yer man who plays Alan Partridge.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,504 Mod ✭✭✭✭Agent Smith


    who evers going.... i'm not picky......


    any offers?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


    violet berlin, girl with spikey blonde/white hair who did games prog on tv. Can't pronounce her r's, talks like Johnaton Ross but prob F**ks like a buckin bronco!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 61 ✭✭Shilo


    Walls, you can't have Alan Rickman, he's mine... Mmmm, that voice.... Yum.

    Umm, what about Nicholas Cage? Going bald, appalling taste in women, appalling taste in clothes...

    And Stephen Fry... Although he's gay so I guess I'd have more chance with Nicholas Cage. Although SF isn't ugly as such, just very English!

    And I'm going to include Germaine Greer, not because I think she's ugly, but because everyone else will!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭mr_angry


    Sonia from Eastenders? I don't even want to think about that! Its gonna take me days to get rid of the image...

    I'd go with Sara Cox. She used to be hot (before she got the spiky, short hair), but now she looks a bit dodgy.

    Still, there are certain situations where you wouldn't mind her spitting on you, for a change...


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Originally posted by mr_angry4
    Sonia from Eastenders? I don't even want to think about that! Its gonna take me days to get rid of the image...

    I'd go with Sara Cox. She used to be hot (before she got the spiky, short hair), but now she looks a bit dodgy.

    Still, there are certain situations where you wouldn't mind her spitting on you, for a change...

    Christ, that sounds like an episode of Bo Selecta!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,666 ✭✭✭charlie_says


    Jo Brand would kill me with her great weight but I would shudder in pleasure for at least a few seconds of my death spasms.....oh yeah

    Also yer wan Waynetta from harry enfield covered in curry and cheese, curry cheese ming!!!


  • Moderators, Motoring & Transport Moderators Posts: 14,097 Mod ✭✭✭✭monument


    I’m afraid to let you know that Cerys Matthews, PJ Harvey, Sophie Ellis Bextor and “Ginger from sex and the city” can’t really be counted as physically ugly.

    If you think they can be counted as ugly it’s most likely more to do with what you think of them over all and not just their looks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,258 ✭✭✭Walls


    Originally posted by Gordon
    You like a man with still teeth Walls? :E

    Actually Gordon, now that you've brought it up, no. ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,839 ✭✭✭Hobart


    Originally posted by Victor
    Celia is his ex. I mean Cecilia, the one with the €1m book deal. I think.
    I was joking Victor. Next time I'll put in a :D:D or 2.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    Fatima Whitbread


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,446 ✭✭✭bugler


    No, the thread is about ugly people you'd shag, not the ugliest females who look like men and make you want to vomit.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,477 ✭✭✭weemcd


    !!!!! madonna isnt ugly you dick, shes soooo sexy and good lookin for her age


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,164 ✭✭✭Space Coyote


    Anyone that thinks Madonna is ugly has obviously never been to Leitrim !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Originally posted by Borzoi
    Dude, as a friend of mine is fond of saying: Go ugly early and avoid the rush.
    classic phrase:D
    can't remember why i stopped using it.

    anyway, i'm shocked and disgusted that nobody has mentioned "yore ma" thusfar.
    could it be? has boards.ie's populace finally matured?
    in that case /me packs his bags...


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