Ugly people you'd still f**k

mr_angry · 01-09-2003 09:28PM #1

Saw this thread somewhere else, and I thought I'd borrow it.

Personally, I'd say Cerys Matthews from ex-Welsh band Catatonia. She looked alright in a certain light...

Enygma · 01-09-2003 09:30PM

I'd have to say PJ Harvey, something about her.

bugler · 01-09-2003 09:53PM

PJ Harvey isn't ugly. And neither is Cerys, particularly. Though I can see where you're coming from.

Hmm..I know a few in person..but as for celebs..need to think about it.

Caesar_Bojangle · 01-09-2003 10:04PM

Wouldn’t naturally be my first choices, but I’d give em a poke if the tv was broke.

Sophie Ellis Bextor
Kelly Osborne & her mother
Mary j Blige
Lisa kudrow
Ginger from sex and the city
Goldie Hawn

Chelsea Clinton - for the sake of being able to say you'd screwed her rotten.
Mary McAlease - same as aforementioned reason

ecksor · 01-09-2003 10:13PM

DeVore. Absolutely minger, but there's a certain something about him ...

Kappar · 01-09-2003 10:26PM

The Pope; for obvious reasons
Hitler; I've a good girth, nice 'n' rough

aclane · 01-09-2003 10:36PM

Pat Butcher from EastEnders:D

:eek:

Repli · 01-09-2003 10:38PM

Have to agree with Caesar on Kelly Osbourne

xx · 01-09-2003 10:55PM

C'mon, Kelly Osbourne, thats pushing the boundaries of taste a little too far. She is far beyond rotten.
As for me, I'd love to hammer all the female members of the 03 team who write for the Sunday Independent. Bunch of stuck up southside beotches. I'd do 'em, but damn I'd make it hurt!!!!

fisty · 02-09-2003 09:17AM

mary harney

Syd_Vicious · 02-09-2003 11:02AM

This is Syd_Vicious speaking...

Anne Cassin

This has been Syd_Vicious speaking...

Puck · 02-09-2003 11:16AM

Originally posted by Syd_Vicious
This is Syd_Vicious speaking...

Anne Cassin

This has been Syd_Vicious speaking...

We can tell who's posting by simply looking at your username that automagically gets put beside your posts. :rolleyes: Anyway shouldn't it be "posting", or maybe even "typing", instead of "speaking".

Yeah I'd do Anne Cassin. Though tbh I don't think she's ugly. There's no way I could do Kelly Osbourne though, she reminds me of a young Meatloaf.

MrNuked · 02-09-2003 11:18AM

Sophie Ellis Bextor is gorgeous - as in not ugly at all.

If that's the standard of ugliness we're talking about then I choose Kelly Brook.

Havelock · 02-09-2003 11:55AM

Are you people mad, Kelly Osbourne wouldn't even count as human. Vile thing *shudders*.

Now I believe we would require a more definity bases than ugly, do you mean those whom wouldn't get 5+ on a 1-10 scale, those with disfigurements, people who are just mean and nasty to othr people....?

Heresy · 02-09-2003 12:02PM

Jenny Jones - what a hottie...

MrNuked · 02-09-2003 12:25PM

people whom are just mean and nasty to othr people....?

people who are just mean and nasty to other people you mean. If you're going to try to sound pedantic at least get it right.:rolleyes:

how old is Kelly Osbourne anyway? She can't be more than,emmm 10... can she?

Mossy Monk · 02-09-2003 12:53PM

one persons back of a bus is anothers oil painting

Chelsea Clinton for me

Havelock · 02-09-2003 01:00PM

But on topic, I'd say PJ Harvey as well, I bet she f**ks like a minx.

Pepe LeFrits · 02-09-2003 02:09PM

yes lisa kudrow is such a pig.

yeah right.

whosurpaddy · 02-09-2003 02:34PM

i can kinda see y sophie ellis bextor wouldnt be some peoples cup of tea, shes not beautiful in a conventional sense, but she has something about her.

i think candice (from coronation st) is gorgeous, but many people seem to think shes a minger

patch · 02-09-2003 03:17PM

I've been cursed with these damned standards, which means I could never shag a chick I didn't at least fancy a bit.
A shame really, I'd be getting a whole lot more tail if I could look at this type of thing in a slightly different light....

Borzoi · 02-09-2003 03:24PM

Originally posted by patch69
I've been cursed with these damned standards, which means I could never shag a chick I didn't at least fancy a bit.
A shame really, I'd be getting a whole lot more tail if I could look at this type of thing in a slightly different light....

Dude, as a friend of mine is fond of saying: Go ugly early and avoid the rush.

Spunog UIE · 02-09-2003 03:56PM

your damn right!!!

Cianan2 · 02-09-2003 04:09PM

I'd say Davina McCall,cos then when im watching Big Bro with my mates next year,i could say
"You know,that might be my kid shes holdin this year"

bloggs · 02-09-2003 04:27PM

Bertie's daughter

anthonymcg · 02-09-2003 04:28PM

Originally posted by whosurpaddy
i can kinda see y sophie ellis bextor wouldnt be some peoples cup of tea, shes not beautiful in a conventional sense, but she has something about her.

i think candice (from coronation st) is gorgeous, but many people seem to think shes a minger

True bout sophie but candice?! Muck

Walls · 02-09-2003 04:30PM

Originally posted by ecksor
DeVore. Absolutely minger, but there's a certain something about him ...

It’s the way he makes me feel so good about myself….

And as for ugly blokes to shag I will have to go for Alan Rickman. The teeth are terrible, but still.

Gordon · 02-09-2003 04:34PM

You like a man with still teeth Walls? :E

Victor · 02-09-2003 04:38PM

Originally posted by bloggs
Bertie's daughter

Nah, I'd stick with the younger, prettier, unmarried one.

Hobart · 02-09-2003 04:42PM

Originally posted by Victor
Nah, I'd stick with the younger, prettier, unmarried one.

Celia?

Victor · 02-09-2003 04:50PM

Originally posted by Hobart
Celia?

Celia is his ex. I mean Cecilia, the one with the €1m book deal. I think.

patch · 02-09-2003 05:02PM

Originally posted by Borzoi
Dude, as a friend of mine is fond of saying: Go ugly early and avoid the rush.

LoL

Believe me, I've tried. Nothing worse than bringing a chick home, but sobering up before getting down to the deed.
Cue: Nah, it's just complicated right now, ex. girlfriend etc. etc.,
-of course I'll ring you........

weemcd · 02-09-2003 06:37PM

thers quite alot of girls i know that i dont find attractive, but you are right thers a certain something about some people. or else you just want to give it to them so hard, so they might be a little less frustrated and more relaxed.

Mercury_Tilt · 02-09-2003 06:39PM

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byte · 02-09-2003 07:47PM

I'd do Sonia out of Eastenders. Might crack a smile on her otherwise sour face :rolleyes:

scojones · 02-09-2003 07:53PM

i'd do madonna for hours on her end.

La_Gordy · 02-09-2003 08:17PM

I'd do yer man who plays Alan Partridge.

Agent Smith · 02-09-2003 08:45PM

who evers going.... i'm not picky......

any offers?

joseph brand · 02-09-2003 08:54PM

violet berlin, girl with spikey blonde/white hair who did games prog on tv. Can't pronounce her r's, talks like Johnaton Ross but prob F**ks like a buckin bronco!!

Shilo · 02-09-2003 09:16PM

Walls, you can't have Alan Rickman, he's mine... Mmmm, that voice.... Yum.

Umm, what about Nicholas Cage? Going bald, appalling taste in women, appalling taste in clothes...

And Stephen Fry... Although he's gay so I guess I'd have more chance with Nicholas Cage. Although SF isn't ugly as such, just very English!

And I'm going to include Germaine Greer, not because I think she's ugly, but because everyone else will!

mr_angry · 02-09-2003 10:09PM

Sonia from Eastenders? I don't even want to think about that! Its gonna take me days to get rid of the image...

I'd go with Sara Cox. She used to be hot (before she got the spiky, short hair), but now she looks a bit dodgy.

Still, there are certain situations where you wouldn't mind her spitting on you, for a change...

feylya · 02-09-2003 10:15PM

Originally posted by mr_angry4
Sonia from Eastenders? I don't even want to think about that! Its gonna take me days to get rid of the image...

I'd go with Sara Cox. She used to be hot (before she got the spiky, short hair), but now she looks a bit dodgy.

Still, there are certain situations where you wouldn't mind her spitting on you, for a change...

Christ, that sounds like an episode of Bo Selecta!!!!

charlie_says · 02-09-2003 11:07PM

Jo Brand would kill me with her great weight but I would shudder in pleasure for at least a few seconds of my death spasms.....oh yeah

Also yer wan Waynetta from harry enfield covered in curry and cheese, curry cheese ming!!!

monument · 02-09-2003 11:17PM

I’m afraid to let you know that Cerys Matthews, PJ Harvey, Sophie Ellis Bextor and “Ginger from sex and the city” can’t really be counted as physically ugly.

If you think they can be counted as ugly it’s most likely more to do with what you think of them over all and not just their looks.

Walls · 03-09-2003 02:34PM

Originally posted by Gordon
You like a man with still teeth Walls? :E

Actually Gordon, now that you've brought it up, no.

Hobart · 03-09-2003 03:47PM

Originally posted by Victor
Celia is his ex. I mean Cecilia, the one with the €1m book deal. I think.

I was joking Victor. Next time I'll put in a

or 2.

Space Coyote · 03-09-2003 05:59PM

Fatima Whitbread

bugler · 03-09-2003 06:04PM

No, the thread is about ugly people you'd shag, not the ugliest females who look like men and make you want to vomit.

weemcd · 03-09-2003 06:06PM

!!!!! madonna isnt ugly you dick, shes soooo sexy and good lookin for her age

Space Coyote · 03-09-2003 06:07PM

Anyone that thinks Madonna is ugly has obviously never been to Leitrim !

tman · 03-09-2003 06:15PM

Originally posted by Borzoi
Dude, as a friend of mine is fond of saying: Go ugly early and avoid the rush.

classic phrase:D
can't remember why i stopped using it.

anyway, i'm shocked and disgusted that nobody has mentioned "yore ma" thusfar.
could it be? has boards.ie's populace finally matured?
in that case /me packs his bags...

Ugly people you'd still f**k

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