Lads On Hen Nights

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Haven't ever gone on a hen but have ended up hanging around with hen parties when I'm trying to sniff out a ride.

Most women want to go on hen parties so they can get their end away with a bit of strange away from their boyfriend/husband. I've often ended up getting stuck in to married women off on a hen.

So can see why they wouldn't want any men around who might judge them.

And then Nurse wakes you up for your medication

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

I'd love to go to one of these wearing very tight green underwear with a big fat piece of pvc conduit tubing swinging from my groin

I don't know whether I want to know the reason for this or not but feck it! Why would that be?

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

I'm a freak with an exceptionally long and fat, thick flaccid penis. I like to spit on it and swing it around and around and around for the webcam (QuickCam). It's actually unwieldy and I rarely have sex, and several of my previous partners complained about pain (and in one instance lasting damage), so these days I am more about putting on a show, and playing the fool a bit. It's an unusual piece of meat as it's actually marginally smaller when erect as it fattens out and looses a fit of length. Hope that answers your question as to why I want to go to a Hen Party.

Pics or STFU

Are people really that sheltered and conservative?
It really isn't that big a deal .

I, along with another male friend, went on a hen night - bride to be was a close friend.
I've been on two stags at which there were women - again, close friends.
All around 15 or so years ago.

It really isn't a big deal.

The real tragedy is the combination hen/stag. Jesus tap dancing Christ. Get out of each others arses for a night will ye, you have an eternity to sit beside each other in a bar arguing.

I haven't been to a hen where a male friend wasn't invited. I think there will be just me, one or two mates, my Mum and aunties if I restrict the invite list to just to women! My partner doesn't want a stag at all, he hates them!

branie2 wrote: »

Very inclusive nowadays

As opposed to what? The old days, when everyone did everything alone?

What it means is that the meaning of a hen night is changing. It used to be a women only party. Now it can include whoever the organiser wants. Freedom to choose how to spend recreation time. I'm all for that.

HappyAsLarE wrote: »

Men are becoming more effeminate. Going to a hen wearing skinny jeans and no show socks. I know very few men that think highly of these types.

As said by every old generation throughout history about everything younger generation. But somehow the old boys seem to think they're saying something novel. Yawn.

unless a man is gay he has no business on a hen night.

It’s up to the bride and if she wants him there then fair enough as far as I’m concerned.

Raconteuse wrote: »

If it's specifically a hen party, well the whole point of same is for it to be female only, so I suppose why would a guy be there, and a guy who is there usually is gay. But if it's not specified that it's a hen and it's just a pre wedding get-together for any friends or it's a sten or hag, then that's different.

Sure. And you're right, a hen party I strictly only a hen party if it has the woman's female relations and friends and she the bride and her party would get henna tattoos to purify them against evil.

But now we're quibbling about what they call it. A Hen party is a party, not a legal requirement. So as long as they go and have a bit of fun, then job's a good'n. If some lads are included or not, should really only be a concern to the most easily upset people and those who can't tolerate any deviation from tradition ( even though as mentioned above, the original hen parties probably included a tattooing ritual which has changed in our culture).

It's just an excuse for old boys to notice changes in culture and give them further proof that things were better in the old days because change=bad.. The summer holidays were guaranteed sunny weather every day, for a start etc.

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

Haven't ever gone on a hen but have ended up hanging around with hen parties when I'm trying to sniff out a ride.

Most women want to go on hen parties so they can get their end away with a bit of strange away from their boyfriend/husband. I've often ended up getting stuck in to married women off on a hen.

So can see why they wouldn't want any men around who might judge them.

I say the auld mother of the bride would be your first port of call Paddy. She be off the leash for the night.