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What do Fake Breasts feel like

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Autecher wrote: »
    You make it sound like you actually have the option of both every day! :pac:

    ;)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    They feel completely different to natural, not much give in them. Probably not as bad if someone went from say a C to a D, as opposed from an A to a C or whatever....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 571 ✭✭✭kikilarue2


    Good ones don't feel very different.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,836 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    An ex got them done, i don't like them (or her for that matter!)

    I've come across a few in my time (he he he) and they just aren't for me i'm afraid.

    Generally speaking, tits don't need improving!

    Enjoys his own jokes. Good man!!


  • Posts: 7,946 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Only felt the pre implant (not a surgeon or a serial killer).

    But, a more expensive surgery is implanting beneath the muscle, which means you'll not be able to feel the difference.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,858 ✭✭✭Church on Tuesday


    Only felt the pre implant (not a surgeon or a serial killer).

    But, a more expensive surgery is implanting beneath the muscle, which means you'll not be able to feel the difference.

    Sounds icky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,810 ✭✭✭✭sbsquarepants


    Fann Linn wrote: »
    Enjoys his own jokes. Good man!!

    Sure you have to. Poor is the man who can't entertain himself!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,980 ✭✭✭✭tuxy


    Heaven, I would imagine.

    I'm sure I know one or two people around me that have had them done, but never felt a fake pair. I'm raging with myself. I adore huge megatits more than anything else in the world, so I'd really like to get stuck into some, some day.

    Have you tried ordering them online, they don't have to be attached to anyone.....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 613 ✭✭✭Crock Rock


    Sabre0001 wrote: »
    They feel like bags of sand too?

    Christ that was an awful film :pac:


  • Posts: 3,686 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Only felt the pre implant (not a surgeon or a serial killer).

    But, a more expensive surgery is implanting beneath the muscle, which means you'll not be able to feel the difference.

    Almost all implants are now placed under the muscle, mine certainly were and believe me they still don’t feel natural. Way back they used to be placed on top of the chest muscle , but it rarely gives a good result so it’s not done now.
    Also in terms of breast cancer and detecting lumps it’s far preferable to have implants under the muscle so scans can scan actual breast tissue.

    My implants always felt hard and not as warm to the touch as real breasts. Because I’m quite tall and slim they always looked “fake” and I spent more time in baggy tops and jumpers trying to disguise the fakeness than I did in plunging necklines showing lots of cleavage :(
    I had them for 10 years and never liked them - not exactly big at 36 C .......but they just looked fake . Natural is best :P


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,004 ✭✭✭Hammer89


    Real ones have a lot more character in my experience, which isn't that impressive, but I have been in Canadian and American strip clubs and you're allowed to touch them, and squeeze them, and twist them. It's an adult version of Bop It kind of, except that you can't really bop them I don't think.

    What I will say is that although they don't have the character of real ones, you'd still happily spend 15 minutes having them in your face and her putting your hands all over them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 159 ✭✭Tamara tamara


    Well just feeling my own here Id say voluptuous, bouncy and the right amount of squishiness. So fake I'm thinking is the opposite.


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