Observations of Glastonbury 2019

JupiterKid wrote: »

So I can’t sleep a wink tonight and decided to go into the living room for a while and watch some telly.:o

I flicked through the channels and on comes Glastonbury. A few observations:

Why is Kylie one of the headline acts? Isn’t Glastonbury supposed to be about rock music? Don’t get me wrong...I love rock music - especially 1990s grunge and classic rock and a bit of 2000s era Kylie is isn’t bad at all but Kylie is pop music. Surely Kylie has a place at Glastonbury but not as a headline act?

The Cure are are as great as ever. Really sad that I missed getting tickets to their recent gig in Malahide.

The audience at Glastonbury don’t seem as young as they used to be. In fact, many of them seem to be be as old as me or older. :eek: And why not? More power to them!

Anyone here actually been to Glastonbury? What was it like? How does it compare to, say, Electric Picnic, Felie or Witness?

I have been to Glastonbury 9 of the last 11 times. To answer some of your questions:

Glastonbury is NOT a rock festival. Glastonbury is a music and arts festival. I know you are just asking the question and not complaining but every year there are complaints about certain acts. You have that moron a few years ago on about Kanye West. Before that the uproar about Jay-Z.

Glastonbury has, for the last 20 years or so, catered to FAR more that traditional rock and is all the better for it.

Especially the Legends set: Kylie (Not my thing, didn't go but knew she would do VERY well. Fair play to her), Dolly Parton, Tom Jones, Lional Richie, Rolf Harris for God's sake (Although I bet they want to forget that). Cliff Richard, as was said.

Again, I know you are not complaining and this is NOT aimed at you but the people who always complain about the lineup not being rock are people who have never been and are ignorant about Glastonbury. They see the 8 or 9 acts that the BBC show: Typically the Other Stage Headlines and The Pyramid last 2 acts on each day. Something from The Park and the John Peel tent. But that's it. It is AMAZING the diversity of the music there.

The age range at Glastonbury? Where to start: Seven weeks to seventy-seven years. The age range is VERY wide. It all depends on the acts that are on. Your typical Stormzy audience is going to be very different from your Cure audience. I have not noticed the age range changing other than the depressing fact that I am sliding higher up that age scale. Hah. But the age range is brilliantly wide. As long as you have an open mind (And can handle an open mind...... and the whole size and camping thing) then you are welcome.

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I dunno, there's a sort of hipster "look at me, I'm so cool I listen to stuff that's not cool" vibe to it, you know? Actually didn't Cliff Richard headline one one those same rock festivals about 1982 or 83-ish? Maybe not Glastonbury, might have been Reading.

I always hated them btw. No matter how into a band you really are there's always at least 10,000 people either going for a p1ss or going for a burger in the middle of the other 70,000 people while they're on stage. Could be The Rolling Stones, could be your mate's garage band, you're still gonna be elbowed out of it by some shouty drunk who wants a fight.

No offence intended but this is actually almost 100% incorrect. Glasto is NOT Oxegen or even the picnic.

I was at Lional Richie (He was brilliantly cheezy fun) and there was a bunch of teenagers in front. Very hipster-looking. Obviously WAY too young for him. I asked them "Why are you here?" And they gave the best answer "Cos it's the legends slot, he's brilliant, the sun is out and we wanna have fun" And by God they did. They knew EVERY word of every song. Plus, you got to remember: There is a difference between headlining and headlining the Legends set. Legends set is usually the up-beat optimistic and fun set to drag you out of your tent, hungover and stinky and get you on your feet again.

Shouty drunken fights at Glastonbury?......... Just no. I have NEVER seen a single fight there. Arguments very occasionally but a drunken Oxegen-style fight? Not. Once!

So, tldr: Remember this for next year: Glasto is NOT a rock festival. It is a music and arts festival and anyone big enough to be there has a place there.

...... And it's not Oxegen.