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Going to posh place for drink and meal don't know how to conduct myself!

  • 09-07-2019 12:19AM
    #1
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭


    What do I do?


    What do I wear?



    Is it ok for me to ask the other person what I should order???

    How should I speak?

    I am most discombobulated !
    :eek:


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  • #2
    PropJoe10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,651 ✭✭✭PropJoe10


    Wear a t-shirt that says "I don't belong here" and then you can do pretty much whatever you like.


  • #3
    Tell me how
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 24,747 ✭✭✭✭Tell me how


    Didn't you say this morning that you are psychic?

    Why do you need to start so many threads asking simple questions?


  • #4
    Richard Hillman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,033 ✭✭✭✭Richard Hillman


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svaMLcDU664


  • #5
    Baron Kurtz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭Baron Kurtz


    Did someone give you a voucher? You post as often as an unemployed person.


  • #6
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Tell me how wrote: »
    Didn't you say this morning that you are psychic?

    Why do you need to start so many threads asking simple questions?


    You see through me like grandmas underpants! :eek:

    Should I wear those???!!


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  • #7
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Baron Kurtz wrote: »
    Did someone give you a voucher? You post as often as an unemployed person.


    No.

    I am employed.


  • #8
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Richard Hillman wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svaMLcDU664


    So ....i just gotta make it past THAT guy at the door right??!


  • #9
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    PropJoe10 wrote: »
    Wear a t-shirt that says "I don't belong here" and then you can do pretty much whatever you like.


    Will this require a bra?


  • #10
    PropJoe10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,651 ✭✭✭PropJoe10


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Will this require a bra?

    Bras are always optional. I'll leave you to decide on that.


  • #11
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    PropJoe10 wrote: »
    Bras are always optional. I'll leave you to decide on that.


    I don't need it. I will just wear a black tie.


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  • #12
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 99,589 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUiK2lbN2s


  • #13
    PropJoe10
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,651 ✭✭✭PropJoe10


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    I don't need it. I will just wear a black tie.

    Only a black tie? That should definitely create conversation in the posh restaurant. Can you record it for us?


  • #14
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    PropJoe10 wrote: »
    Only a black tie? That should definitely create conversation in the posh restaurant. Can you record it for us?


    This is pretty much it.



  • #15
    hank scorpio89
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 159 ✭✭hank scorpio89


    Once the meal is finished make sure you lean to one side and let it rip as loud as you can.its like saying "my compliments to the chef"in a posh eatery.


  • #16
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Capt'n Midnight wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLUiK2lbN2s


    PERFECT! :D


  • #17
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,372 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Just try to behave!


  • #18
    TheRepentent
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,171 ✭✭✭TheRepentent


    Tell me how wrote: »
    Didn't you say this morning that you are psychic?

    Why do you need to start so many threads asking simple questions?
    he/she is a re-reg that somehow got aproval in the prison forum to continue to post



    https://www.btselem.org/

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_war_crimes


  • #19
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    You are so clever, funny and positive you'll be grand; just be as you are here.

    Yes it's fine to ask the other person to choose for you- as long as they don't do it forever. Don't lick your knife.


  • #20
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    hank scorpio89 wrote: »
    Once the meal is finished make sure you lean to one side and let it rip as loud as you can.its like saying "my compliments to the chef"in a posh eatery.


    I could never fart on cue. I am just untalented.


  • #21
    Ursus Horribilis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,168 ✭✭✭Ursus Horribilis


    I find it hard to believe they have a job. Over 3,000 posts since May.


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  • #22
    K.Flyer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,560 ✭✭✭K.Flyer


    Sorry about that wrote: »
    You are so clever, funny and positive you'll be grand; just be as you are here.

    Yes it's fine to ask the other person to choose for you- as long as they don't do it forever. Don't lick your knife.

    But it should be ok to lick the plate.... shouldn't it?


  • #23
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    TheRepentent wrote: »
    he/she is a re-reg that somehow got aproval in the prison forum to continue to post


    Judgemental!


  • #24
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Leave vibes alone. She brightens up the place.

    No need to worry, nothing is very posh in Dublin.


  • #25
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Ursus Horribilis wrote: »
    I find it hard to believe they have a job. Over 3,000 posts since May.


    I find it hard to believe too....yet this morning there i was.


  • #26
    Baron Kurtz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,261 ✭✭✭Baron Kurtz


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    I find it hard to believe too....yet this morning there I was....

    ...posting away..


  • #27
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »
    Leave vibes alone. She brightens up the place.

    No need to worry, nothing is very posh in Dublin.


    Awh thank you. I am making a resolution to try and be nice to everyone.

    Also kind true ...places in Dublin try to be posh.

    People don't have enough money here to be too outrageous.


  • #28
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Baron Kurtz wrote: »
    ...posting away..


    I only post in the evenings.


  • #29
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Sorry about that wrote: »
    You are so clever, funny and positive you'll be grand; just be as you are here.

    Yes it's fine to ask the other person to choose for you- as long as they don't do it forever. Don't lick your knife.

    That is really sweet. I am not funny or clever in real life though. :o


  • #30
    Larbre34
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,106 ✭✭✭✭Larbre34


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    That is really sweet. I am not funny or clever in real life though. :o

    No kiddin.

    As an unemployed person, you've no business going to posh places to eat and drink. Get a job first and we'll talk about etiquette.


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  • #31
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,217 ✭✭✭✭m5ex9oqjawdg2i


    Act as you normally would.


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