Any great bullying revenge stories?

I know of a smallish school where bullying was tolerated it seemed by the principal. Some parents approached the school and an event was even done to counteract it but it was not really endorsed by staff and the parents just gave up after a few years trying. 5 or 6 of the children were taken out of the school in one year from various classes and enrollment numbers have hit the floor, the school is also due to lose a teacher this coming September.

I was bullied by a guy in school, let's call him Scott. I tried my best to stand up for myself but time after time he was one-step ahead of me which ended up in my continuous humiliation.

I plotted a master plan which came to a head at a chilli-eating contest at which I had the final laugh and left Scott an orphan.

I thoroughly enjoyed his tears of unfathomable sadness.

Mad_maxx wrote: »

So the principal now has even less work to do?

No actually he has inherited another class after losing a teacher due to class numbers.

A boy that was a visiting cousin to some of my classmates was a cocky bully. He would spend summers with them and on several occasions humiliated me and ridiculed me in front of everyone just for his own amusement. Nasty wee sh!te.

A good few years passed and I met my classmate's brother in a pub on a visit home. He had a cousin with him. That very lad who made my summers hell. He'd forgotten that of course and didn't remember me. He chatted me up for ages then asked me for my number, and if we could meet for a drink sometime.

His face was quite the picture when I reminded him that I was the nerdy little kid he bullied for years. And no, I didn't take his number.

A punch in the face (given, not received).

10/10. Would do again..

Personally I was a bit of an outcast with about 3 mates in third year in school. Some lad had been attempting to bully me, despite being smaller than me for probgably two years at this stage.

Can't remember what he did, either said something smart or kicked me, but I snapped, picked him up by the throat, held him agains the wall.. angry brain wasn't functioning very well, so I said the somewhat odd "listen to me Barbie girl, if you ever annoy me again I'm going to tear you f*ing p*nis off and feed it to you" and then put him down. Never had trouble again!

5th year in our Gaelscoil one of the students, Gavin, has a go-getter attitude, he is not quite top of the class but he does the work and gets the results. If we had the US high school yearbook type guff, he'd be firmly in the "Most likely to succeed" category.

This seems to irk one particular guy in our class who doesn't seem to appreciate this "tall poppy" who is clearly improving and so he starts to bully him over the course of 5th year. It is typically pathetic stuff like moving his jacket, emptying his bag when he's out of the class or his personal favourite, using his BIC pen without the ink to spit rolled up 'wet' pieces of paper at the guy. This is obviously easy for him as they sit across each other in the three-aisle classroom with the bully at an opportunistic angle slightly behind Gavin.

Everyone sees it going on but Gavin clearly doesn't seem annoyed about it and so no one minds. We mostly surmise that the bully is just a jealous prick. During a study hour in early May, with one of the happy go lucky teachers supervising, the bully starts his BIC FLICK projectile routine. He does it once, then twice and just before he can launch a third, Gavin stands up, casually walks across the aisle and plants a beautiful right cross to his left jaw.

He then just as casually walks back and sits back down to study. The bully is stunned, holding his left cheek in abject shock. The teacher hearing the snickering looks up, implicitly understands what happened and realising who got punched he goes back to doing whatever it was he was doing like a legend. After leaving that day, Gavin is walking down the lodge to the car park and the bully sprints after him in reprisal, he jumps onto his back trying to but failing to bring Gavin to ground. Instead, Gavin shirks him off and makes to give him another right cross but can't as the bully is now pathetically wind-milling and punching nothing but thin air, his subsequent reputation as being a "slap less" cnut established there and then. Some of his sympathetic buddies go and drag him and his bruised ego away and funnily enough the bullying stopped after that. It was a brilliant example of how to deal with a bully; a punch to the face and the threat of more to follow if they're stupid enough to continue.

Tommy's revenge against the Gatlin boys for bullying Becky ( There was three of them) was the best response even though his father wouldn't have approved

The weird thing about some adult bullies is life simply didn't knock the edges off them in any way and they were just as bad a bully in their 30s 40s and beyond as they were when in school as a teenager. I know a few lads from school who were pr!cks and they used to mess a lot and yes, even give other lads a hard time but generally, or at least in my own experience, when I see some of these lads as 35yr old men, they openly greet me warmly and ask how im doing. I always speak back but never get too invested in them. I don't know if its a bloke thing of just pretending that they were not bullies when we were kids or have they just grown up and just want to shoot the breeze.

The character to really unnerve me is that guy who used to beat you up as a kid and make your life a total misery and despite going through life with a wife and a few kids and a mortgage and all the crap that tends to go with being an adult, is STILL a ferocious and relentless bully in all of their dealings with other people from a work and social capacity. Its as if they are the exact same person as 17 only in an adult body. I despise such people.