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Gay people and adulterers are like Zombies

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  • #32
    Irish Guitarist
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,736 ✭✭✭Irish Guitarist


    "This is pride month and that is the kind of utterance that fuels homophobic attacks like the one we saw in London on the lesbian couple.

    I'm sure the scumbags that beat up the two women were on the way home from mass alright.


  • #33
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,408 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    To be fair on the guy, every so often I pick up a copy of Alive! and that kind of crap is pretty common in it. They're always waffling on about how we're all spiritually dead inside.


  • #34
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,408 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »
    No, because he maintained sentience. He was either a lich or a wight. Someone will be along to confirm which in a minute, I'm sure; this being the internet.

    Vampire. As someone said there was all that blood drinking.


  • #35
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,801 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Grayson wrote: »
    To be fair on the guy, every so often I pick up a copy of Alive! and that kind of crap is pretty common in it. They're always waffling on about how we're all spiritually dead inside.

    thats interesting, i kind of agree with that but not in the specific way they mean


  • #36
    nozzferrahhtoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,368 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    Wanderer2010 wrote: »
    Weird, looks fairly young to have such extremist views on gays and pre-marriage sex.

    Oh I dunno. He seems to have formed some extremist views against dentistry too.
    Sky King wrote: »
    Sure wasn't Jesus himself a zombie, when you think about it? Clambouring out of his grave an all.

    No no no no no that was micheal jackson. A mistake many people make alas ;)

    Yes and no. Zombies come back wanting to eat people. Jesus came back wanting people to eat him. I guess it comes down to who was first as to which one of them got mixed up. Are there records of zombies predating the Nazerene?
    Wanderer2010 wrote: »
    To express it as such though in front of a congregation is just stupid. Of course people are going to walk away.

    Not to straw man you here but are you advocating the position that the BEST way to propagate a religion is not to be entirely open about what the religion in question endorses?

    Because if so..... you are probably in good company historically. Maybe. I dunno :)
    ohnonotgmail wrote: »
    what chapter of the bible mentions zombies?

    I am not sure. I will scan it next time I read it for anyone who was dead who rose again.

    Actually on that note didnt the bible state that was quite common place at the time?

    Isnt it weird that history seems to only record one of those cases?
    kneemos wrote: »
    Who ever heard of a gay priest?

    Brian Kennedy. He wrote a couple of novels about one. I hope it was cathartic.


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  • #37
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,832 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    Acceptance of contraception makes you a zombie?

    The good bro and his few kindred spirits must feel like Jon Snow and co here
    got-s7-13.JPG


  • #38
    nozzferrahhtoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,368 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    Loafing Oaf wrote: »
    Acceptance of contraception makes you a zombie?

    Given there is a rule... names something like rule 22 or something... that the internet has images of anything you desire.....


    The winner of this thread goes to the first person who posts an animated GIF of a zombie trying to bite though a prophylactic.


  • #39
    Timberrrrrrrr
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    nozzferrahhtoo wrote: »
    Given there is a rule... names something like rule 22 or something... that the internet has images of anything you desire.....


    The winner of this thread goes to the first person who posts an animated GIF of a zombie trying to bite though a prophylactic.

    Google has let me down :(


  • #40
    nozzferrahhtoo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,368 ✭✭✭nozzferrahhtoo


    Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »
    Google has let me down :(

    Go old school. If alt.tasteless doesnt have it... it doesnt exist.

    That or the sponge minions are winning usenet since I left it!


  • #41
    Loafing Oaf
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,832 ✭✭✭✭Loafing Oaf


    nozzferrahhtoo wrote: »
    Given there is a rule... names something like rule 22 or something... that the internet has images of anything you desire.....


    The winner of this thread goes to the first person who posts an animated GIF of a zombie trying to bite though a prophylactic.

    Not sure how literally you are taking this, but given Brother Tom's apparent assertion that the zombies are mad for the johnnies, wouldn't the requisite image be something along the lines of a rubbered-up wight...


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  • #42
    randd1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,801 ✭✭✭randd1


    He belongs to an order that shares its name with a monkey.

    Which just goes to show how evolved those within the order really are.


  • #43
    Jackman25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 456 ✭✭Jackman25


    klaaaz wrote: »
    Some posters will be along to defend this fellow and his hatred as it involves homophobia just like in the other threads. They'll ignore the other targeted groups like adulterers as it's usually only the "gays" they dislike.

    No sign of them yet. Hard luck on the unrequited victimhood.


  • #44
    klaaaz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,624 ✭✭✭klaaaz


    Jackman25 wrote: »
    No sign of them yet. Hard luck on the unrequited victimhood.

    They were all busy last night outside Twitter HQ, you might spot yourself there!
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110434548&postcount=120


  • #45
    Jackman25
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 456 ✭✭Jackman25


    klaaaz wrote: »
    They were all busy last night outside Twitter HQ, you might spot yourself there!
    https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110434548&postcount=120


    you really are a complete twat.


  • #46
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,408 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    thats interesting, i kind of agree with that but not in the specific way they mean

    I remember one issue a few years ago where they mention a particular celebrity and how she must be empty inside because she's had ex boyfriends and could be compared to the parcel in a pass the parcel game.


  • #47
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,235 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    whisky_galore wrote: »
    I'm a zombie, cool.
    Mmmm brains.

    Also, booze.

    An' wimmin. Mmmm, love dem wimmins... :cool:


  • #48
    Grayson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,408 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    jimgoose wrote: »
    An' wimmin. Mmmm, love dem wimmins... :cool:

    Wimmen with brains. mmmmmm


  • #49
    Anesthetize
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,471 ✭✭✭Anesthetize


    Grayson wrote: »
    Wimmen with brains. mmmmmm
    A rare thing.


  • #50
    Badly Drunk Boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 7,316 ✭✭✭Badly Drunk Boy


    Sky King wrote: »
    Sure wasn't Jesus himself a zombie, when you think about it?

    Clambouring out of his grave an all.

    Yer man probably wouldn't like this...

    cross.png


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