Gay people and adulterers are like Zombies

FFred

So this crazy brother (not in the Compton sense), gave this homily in Kilkenny where he said we were zombies if we did any of the following:

abuse of drugs and alcohol
adultery
fornication
homosexuality
acceptance of abortion and contraception

To be honest the only thing on the list that I haven’t tried is abortion.


https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/gay-people-and-adulterers-are-like-infected-zombies-religious-brother-tells-mass-38215359.html

Wanderer2010

Weird, looks fairly young to have such extremist views on gays and pre-marriage sex.

Sky King

Sure wasn't Jesus himself a zombie, when you think about it?

Clambouring out of his grave an all.

ToddyDoody

Find your soul in God!

whisky_galore

I'm a zombie, cool.
Mmmm brains.

Also, booze.

SEPT 23 1989

drugs and alcohol?

He has stepped way over the line here

riffmongous

It's in his head, in his HEEEEAAAADDDD

Pawwed Rig

Hardly surprising that a priest would have these opinions? The bible is graphically clear on the matter.

Wanderer2010

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Hardly surprising that a priest would have these opinions? The bible is graphically clear on the matter.

To express it as such though in front of a congregation is just stupid. Of course people are going to walk away. I still find it odd that anyone under 50 these days would be vehemently anti-gay or anti sex before marriage. Statistically, the number of people who refrain from sex before marriage in 2019 is practically zero.

FFred

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Hardly surprising that a priest would have these opinions? The bible is graphically clear on the matter.

Source please?




























Lol

ohnonotgmail

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

Hardly surprising that a priest would have these opinions? The bible is graphically clear on the matter.

what chapter of the bible mentions zombies?

ToddyDoody

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

what chapter of the bible mentions zombies?

Somewhere towards the back.

Necro

You've 'tried' adultery OP? Was this at or around the same time you tried out the ould homosexuality as well :pac:

cgcsb

Did he imply that such people should be shot in the head? perhaps an arrest is in order.

Timberrrrrrrr

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

what chapter of the bible mentions zombies?

Jeebus died

Came back to life.

Classic zombie situation when the dead rise.

FFred

Sky King wrote: »

Sure wasn't Jesus himself a zombie, when you think about it?

Clambouring out of his grave an all.

ToddyDoody

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Jeebus died

Came back to life.

Classic zombie situation when the dead rise.

...but divine something or other

Your Face

He is basically outlining the churches official policies but the church themselves are distancing themselves from him as its not fashionable these days.

That's a new tactic, usually they relocate problem clerics.

klaaaz

cgcsb wrote: »

Did he imply that such people should be shot in the head? perhaps an arrest is in order.

Some posters will be along to defend this fellow and his hatred as it involves homophobia just like in the other threads. They'll ignore the other targeted groups like adulterers as it's usually only the "gays" they dislike.

skerry

"Referencing the horror genre, he admitted being a fan of TV programmes like 'The Walking Dead'."

Says that people who engage in homosexuality and fornication are spiritually rotten zombies ......but is happy to sit at home watching his favourite zombie TV series which I'm pretty sure has a gay couple in it at one stage and there's definitely a bit of riding going on. I'm confused

kneemos

Who ever heard of a gay priest?

corner of hells

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

what chapter of the bible mentions zombies?

When Jesus tries his ass to the tree and walks into town.Oh wait , that was elasticity, wasn't it ?

Let me think about it , was Zacarias a zombie ? The tax collector fellah?

James Brown

To be fair, if you have sex with someone of the same sex, you can't catch gay, you're already there my friend.

Ten of Swords

You can catch teh ghey if a ghey bites you?

My question is this, how the fcuk does he know this? It's supposed to be our secret :mad:




Unless...

Bobblehats

Rabid ghey zombies. Fast ones. Out to gnaw on your arse cheeks

Atoms for Peace

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

what chapter of the bible mentions zombies?

Book of revelations?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Jeebus died

Came back to life.

Classic zombie situation when the dead rise.

No, because he maintained sentience. He was either a lich or a wight. Someone will be along to confirm which in a minute, I'm sure; this being the internet.

amcalester

Did he say this before or after he ate the flesh and drank the blood of some lad who rose from the dead 2000 years ago?

Timberrrrrrrr

amcalester wrote: »

Did he say this before or after he ate the flesh and drank the blood of some lad who rose from the dead 2000 years ago?

Thats cannibalism, cannibalism is grand with the auld priests.

Anesthetize

Atoms for Peace wrote: »

Book of revelations?

"Fear not, I am the first and the last, and the living one. I died, and behold I am alive forevermore, and I have the keys of Death and Hades, and mmmmm braaains"

Revelation 1:17-18

Hellrazer

kneemos wrote: »

Who ever heard of a gay priest?

Theyre all at it like rabbits out here in the seminary.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/religion-and-beliefs/two-trainee-priests-sent-back-to-ireland-after-being-found-in-bed-together-1.3491779

Irish Guitarist

"This is pride month and that is the kind of utterance that fuels homophobic attacks like the one we saw in London on the lesbian couple.

I'm sure the scumbags that beat up the two women were on the way home from mass alright.

Grayson

To be fair on the guy, every so often I pick up a copy of Alive! and that kind of crap is pretty common in it. They're always waffling on about how we're all spiritually dead inside.

Grayson

Princess Consuela Bananahammock wrote: »

No, because he maintained sentience. He was either a lich or a wight. Someone will be along to confirm which in a minute, I'm sure; this being the internet.

Vampire. As someone said there was all that blood drinking.

suicide_circus

Grayson wrote: »

To be fair on the guy, every so often I pick up a copy of Alive! and that kind of crap is pretty common in it. They're always waffling on about how we're all spiritually dead inside.

thats interesting, i kind of agree with that but not in the specific way they mean

nozzferrahhtoo

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

Weird, looks fairly young to have such extremist views on gays and pre-marriage sex.

Oh I dunno. He seems to have formed some extremist views against dentistry too.

Sky King wrote: »

Sure wasn't Jesus himself a zombie, when you think about it? Clambouring out of his grave an all.

No no no no no that was micheal jackson. A mistake many people make alas

Yes and no. Zombies come back wanting to eat people. Jesus came back wanting people to eat him. I guess it comes down to who was first as to which one of them got mixed up. Are there records of zombies predating the Nazerene?

Wanderer2010 wrote: »

To express it as such though in front of a congregation is just stupid. Of course people are going to walk away.

Not to straw man you here but are you advocating the position that the BEST way to propagate a religion is not to be entirely open about what the religion in question endorses?

Because if so..... you are probably in good company historically. Maybe. I dunno

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

what chapter of the bible mentions zombies?

I am not sure. I will scan it next time I read it for anyone who was dead who rose again.

Actually on that note didnt the bible state that was quite common place at the time?

Isnt it weird that history seems to only record one of those cases?

kneemos wrote: »

Who ever heard of a gay priest?

Brian Kennedy. He wrote a couple of novels about one. I hope it was cathartic.

Loafing Oaf

Acceptance of contraception makes you a zombie?

The good bro and his few kindred spirits must feel like Jon Snow and co here

nozzferrahhtoo

Loafing Oaf wrote: »

Acceptance of contraception makes you a zombie?

Given there is a rule... names something like rule 22 or something... that the internet has images of anything you desire.....


The winner of this thread goes to the first person who posts an animated GIF of a zombie trying to bite though a prophylactic.

Timberrrrrrrr

nozzferrahhtoo wrote: »

Given there is a rule... names something like rule 22 or something... that the internet has images of anything you desire.....


The winner of this thread goes to the first person who posts an animated GIF of a zombie trying to bite though a prophylactic.

Google has let me down

nozzferrahhtoo

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Google has let me down

Go old school. If alt.tasteless doesnt have it... it doesnt exist.

That or the sponge minions are winning usenet since I left it!

Loafing Oaf

nozzferrahhtoo wrote: »

Given there is a rule... names something like rule 22 or something... that the internet has images of anything you desire.....


The winner of this thread goes to the first person who posts an animated GIF of a zombie trying to bite though a prophylactic.

Not sure how literally you are taking this, but given Brother Tom's apparent assertion that the zombies are mad for the johnnies, wouldn't the requisite image be something along the lines of a rubbered-up wight...

randd1

He belongs to an order that shares its name with a monkey.

Which just goes to show how evolved those within the order really are.

Jackman25

klaaaz wrote: »

Some posters will be along to defend this fellow and his hatred as it involves homophobia just like in the other threads. They'll ignore the other targeted groups like adulterers as it's usually only the "gays" they dislike.

No sign of them yet. Hard luck on the unrequited victimhood.

klaaaz

Jackman25 wrote: »

No sign of them yet. Hard luck on the unrequited victimhood.

They were all busy last night outside Twitter HQ, you might spot yourself there!
https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110434548&postcount=120

Jackman25

klaaaz wrote: »

They were all busy last night outside Twitter HQ, you might spot yourself there!
https://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=110434548&postcount=120

you really are a complete twat.

Grayson

suicide_circus wrote: »

thats interesting, i kind of agree with that but not in the specific way they mean

I remember one issue a few years ago where they mention a particular celebrity and how she must be empty inside because she's had ex boyfriends and could be compared to the parcel in a pass the parcel game.

jimgoose

whisky_galore wrote: »

I'm a zombie, cool.
Mmmm brains.

Also, booze.

An' wimmin. Mmmm, love dem wimmins... :cool:

Grayson

jimgoose wrote: »

An' wimmin. Mmmm, love dem wimmins... :cool:

Wimmen with brains. mmmmmm

Anesthetize

Grayson wrote: »

Wimmen with brains. mmmmmm

A rare thing.

Badly Drunk Boy

Sky King wrote: »

Sure wasn't Jesus himself a zombie, when you think about it?

Clambouring out of his grave an all.

Yer man probably wouldn't like this...