People are just too soft these days lads

JohnnyFlash · 11-06-2019 09:40PM

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

I suspect Woke lives in a house of women. Dominated by a matriarch character. Daughters who bleed him dry. He resents and detests the type of man who can head down to the pub to have a few pints and lay a few bets of a Thursday evening.

I’ve a tip for a sure thing running in Leopardstown on Thursday btw. Don’t tell your wife, but don’t be afraid to stick at least a monkey on it. Nothing better than having a bit of a war chest that the old ‘ball and chain’ doesn’t know about. I’ll PM you now.

Comhrá · 11-06-2019 09:43PM

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Stop moaning ffs · 11-06-2019 09:43PM

Feisar wrote: »

I really think there would be merit in having to have ones FB page linked to ones boards account so people could see who we are. It might stop some of the shíte that's posted in AH.

You would see a great number of accounts linked to dubious sources in Eastern Europe *ahem* and a lot of people just making fake fb accounts to mask their identities.

Hobosan · 11-06-2019 09:45PM

Feisar wrote: »

I really think there would be merit in having to have ones FB page linked to ones boards account so people could see who we are. It might stop some of the shíte that's posted in AH.

Zuckerberg thanks you for your service.

Sweetemotion · 11-06-2019 09:46PM

Stop moaning ffs wrote: »

You would see a great number of accounts linked to dubious sources in Eastern Europe *ahem* and a lot of people just making fake fb accounts to mask their identities.

Stick your own FB page up there princess.

corkboy38 · 11-06-2019 09:46PM

Neon_Lights wrote: »

Too soft....

I can get ya pills for that....

mikemac2 · 11-06-2019 09:47PM

Feisar wrote: »

I really think there would be merit in having to have ones FB page linked to ones boards account so people could see who we are. It might stop some of the shíte that's posted in AH.

Already have this at journal.ie . Well Twitter and other platforms too

The standard is worse than here

Hobosan · 11-06-2019 09:49PM

Stop moaning ffs wrote: »

You would see a great number of accounts linked to dubious sources in Eastern Europe *ahem* and a lot of people just making fake fb accounts to mask their identities.

I'm sure the Chinese could give us a hand in implementing such a system. They're way ahead of the curve on this.

Stop moaning ffs · 11-06-2019 09:50PM

Sweetemotion wrote: »

Stick your own FB page up there princess.

Facebook.com/TheLiberal.ie

I’m all about de men’s rights and straight pride and lookin after are own furst

And de poor babies. Not de wimmin. De poor unbornt babies

Giv us a like an subscribe der

Stop moaning ffs · 11-06-2019 09:53PM

Hobosan wrote: »

I'm sure the Chinese could give us a hand in implementing such a system. They're way ahead of the curve on this.

Heard about the new North Korean system. China has adopted it.
Rating people on their family and background and education and wealth to attribute a social status. The higher your score the more options you have.
The lower your score the sh!ttter your life will be.

Hobosan · 11-06-2019 09:54PM

mikemac2 wrote: »

Already have this at journal.ie . Well Twitter and other platforms too

The standard is worse than here

Hmmm, perhaps there's a correlation between intelligence and using your real identity when posting envelope pushing jokes and other shíte online to strangers, which is stored forever?

Woke Hogan · 11-06-2019 09:56PM

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I’ve a tip for a sure thing running in Leopardstown on Thursday btw. Don’t tell your wife, but don’t be afraid to stick at least a monkey on it. Nothing better than having a bit of a war chest that the old ‘ball and chain’ doesn’t know about. I’ll PM you now.

"Don't tell your wife"

Who's living under the matriarchal character now?

Hobosan · 11-06-2019 09:59PM

Stop moaning ffs wrote: »

Facebook.com/TheLiberal.ie

I’m all about de men’s rights and straight pride and lookin after are own furst

And de poor babies. Not de wimmin. De poor unbornt babies

Giv us a like an subscribe der

Jesus, I thought the Jamaicans were a sound bunch but you're opening my eyes to my prejudices.

JohnnyFlash · 11-06-2019 09:59PM

Woke Hogan wrote: »

"Don't tell your wife"

Who's living under the matriarchal character now?

Not me, lad. That’s Paddy. I left my demon of an ex wife a few years ago. She’s currently drowning her sorrows in a sea of ice cream and sauv blanc.

Your Face · 11-06-2019 10:06PM

I'm very professional at work.

Stop moaning ffs · 11-06-2019 10:17PM

Hobosan wrote: »

Jesus, I thought the Jamaicans were a sound bunch but you're opening my eyes to my prejudices.

They were all kidnapped from cork and made into slaves! *
I read it on after hours it must be true

*they weren’t. This was a joke lads

Pintman Paddy Losty · 11-06-2019 10:21PM

Woke Hogan wrote: »

"Don't tell your wife"

Who's living under the matriarchal character now?

I'm sure you're the type who "can tell there wife anything".

That's not normal fella. There's certain white lies a man has to tell his wife - "no you don't look fat in that" "Yes love, she's being totally unreasonable and you're in the right" "I ended up staying in my mate Johnny's apartment. Couldn't get a taxi for love nor money." etc etc.

Hobosan · 11-06-2019 10:22PM

Stop moaning ffs wrote: »

They were all kidnapped from cork and made into slaves! *
I read it on after hours it must be true

*they weren’t. This was a joke lads

You're in for a real shocker.

I mean this interchange is something for the history books. Most people don't say they are joking, if you didn't I'd have assumed you were just stating facts.

Enjoy!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_people_in_Jamaica

Dexter2019 · 11-06-2019 10:29PM

Neon_Lights wrote: »

Too soft....

D'are.

Beasty · 11-06-2019 10:35PM

Boom_Bap wrote: »

a soft cheese?

Mine taste like a hard cheese. Even 'arder than parmesan

Neon_Lights · 12-06-2019 02:37AM

corkboy38 wrote: »

I can get ya pills for that....

How much?

ILoveYourVibes · 12-06-2019 03:09AM

People are not soft enough. Not patient enough. Not kind enough.

Neon_Lights · 12-06-2019 12:43PM

ILoveYourVibes wrote: »

People are not soft enough. Not patient enough. Not kind enough.

You're making people sound like tubs of Philadelphia

gozunda · 13-06-2019 10:06AM

Politician called to the yard around election time a few years back. Was up to my ears in ****e a digging up a drain. Yer man asked was there anything he could do to ensure my vote. I said yeah and handed him the shovel - he wasnt long disappearing like a rat down a sewer pipe. Funny never did hear from him again ...

Shemale · 13-06-2019 12:24PM

Stop moaning ffs wrote: »

If you mean all the insecure little men complaining that pride has a month long festival and how threatened the makes them feel, id have to agree yeah.

Everyday is pride day

Professor Moriarty · 13-06-2019 12:25PM

Neon_Lights wrote: »

You're making people sound like tubs of Philadelphia

They're right though.

greenspurs · 13-06-2019 12:26PM

Stop moaning ffs wrote: »

If you mean all the insecure little men complaining that pride has a month long festival and how threatened the makes them feel, id have to agree yeah.

While "Mens health " gets a week …………………………. :rolleyes:

Ragnar Lothbrok · 13-06-2019 12:36PM

I've just been for a wander around the workplace grabbing and squeezing dozens of my co-workers to see if they are indeed too soft.

I've now been informed that I have to meet with the Personnel Officer immediately. Am I allowed to show him this thread in my defence?

Professor Moriarty · 13-06-2019 12:37PM

Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »

I've just been for a wander around the workplace grabbing and squeezing dozens of my co-workers to see if they are indeed too soft.

I've now been informed that I have to meet with the Personnel Officer immediately. Am I allowed to show him this thread in my defence?

Depends. Were you hard while you did it?

Ragnar Lothbrok · 13-06-2019 12:52PM

Professor Moriarty wrote: »

Depends. Were you hard while you did it?

Not when I started.

People are just too soft these days lads

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