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Diet for preventing a spotty hole

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  • #32
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,611 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »
    What works best for keeping spots off the bum bum ? I assume a low grease diet is a must so no KFC and the like?

    I wipe after I ****e.


  • #33
    liam7831
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,815 ✭✭✭liam7831


    Did you put the spotty hole video on WhatsApp ?


  • #34
    deise08
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,333 ✭✭✭deise08


    Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate,

    Failing that, apparently male juice is good for pimples ðŸ˜


  • #35
    _blaaz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,646 ✭✭✭_blaaz


    deise08 wrote: »
    Failing that, apparently male juice is good for pimples ðŸ˜


    Well this took a wild turn :D


  • #36
    SEPT 23 1989
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 43,038 ✭✭✭✭SEPT 23 1989


    Fight fire with fire

    Give it the Hiroshima treatment

    A vindaloo


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  • #37
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    deise08 wrote: »
    Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate,

    Failing that, apparently male juice is good for pimples ðŸ˜


    Stop milking it!


  • #38
    Sorry about that
    Closed Accounts Posts: 632 ✭✭✭Sorry about that


    Prevent or cure a spotty botty op?


  • #39
    Tikki Wang Wang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭Tikki Wang Wang


    liam7831 wrote: »
    Did you put the spotty hole video on WhatsApp ?

    No one saw it. Lucky escape


  • #40
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »
    No one saw it. Lucky escape

    god smiled


  • #41
    Supcycle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23 ✭Supcycle


    A ferocious slapping


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  • #42
    Tikki Wang Wang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭Tikki Wang Wang


    My usual diet while large (cos I work hard on the farm) is healthy enough I believe anyway

    usual day would be as follows.

    Breakfast.
    2 rashers
    2 sausages
    2 eggs
    1 piece black pudding
    1 piece white pudding
    1 piece of liver
    2 fried tomatoes
    2 slices fried bread
    2 slices toast
    1 pot of tea plus milk and sugar


    Lunch
    100% irish beef quarter pound burger with cheese
    Roast spuds
    Beans

    Dinner
    1/2 roast chicken
    Roast spuds
    Roast veg - mixed
    Stuffing and gravy

    Supper
    3 scrambled eggs with cheese and beans
    1 small steak
    3 slices toast

    Snacks
    2 bags tayto cheese and onion
    2 bananas
    2 apples

    Alcohol
    Few jars of guinness (7) every night


  • #43
    Car99
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,531 ✭✭✭Car99


    You need to cut out the sugar in your tea, white sugar is deadly


  • #44
    Sac O Spuds
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 73 ✭✭Sac O Spuds


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »
    My usual diet while large (cos I work hard on the farm) is healthy enough I believe anyway

    usual day would be as follows.

    Breakfast.
    2 rashers
    2 sausages
    2 eggs
    1 piece black pudding
    1 piece white pudding
    1 piece of liver
    2 fried tomatoes
    2 slices fried bread
    2 slices toast
    1 pot of tea plus milk and sugar


    Lunch
    100% irish beef quarter pound burger with cheese
    Roast spuds
    Beans

    Dinner
    1/2 roast chicken
    Roast spuds
    Roast veg - mixed
    Stuffing and gravy

    Supper
    3 scrambled eggs with cheese and beans
    1 small steak
    3 slices toast

    Snacks
    2 bags tayto cheese and onion
    2 bananas
    2 apples

    Alcohol
    Few jars of guinness (7) every night

    Mother a jaysus what are you some breed of elephant? I'd say you'd walk away from a fair stack. Anyway why are ya bothered by a spotty hole? Who the fook is goin to be gawking at it?


  • #45
    Gael23
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,177 ✭✭✭✭Gael23


    That diet is awful and produces quite a lot of runny waste matter. Modify your diet so you fave better formed s****s


  • #46
    Stoner
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,934 ✭✭✭✭Stoner


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote:
    2 bananas 2 apples

    You are short one bit of fruit or veg anyway, world smooth bum organisation recommends 5 a day.

    Do you grow anything on the farm? are the eggs from your own hens?

    Or the rashers, your own pigs?

    Have you checked out all the animal's bums on the farm.

    Remember it's you are what they eat now rather than you are what you eat.


  • #47
    Dexter2019
    Closed Accounts Posts: 82 ✭✭Dexter2019


    Sac O Spuds wrote: »
    Mother a jaysus what are you some breed of elephant??

    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!


  • #48
    Baggly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,024 ✭✭✭✭Baggly


    Mod

    Thread closed for review.


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