Diet for preventing a spotty hole

Tikki Wang Wang

What works best for keeping spots off the bum bum ? I assume a low grease diet is a must so no KFC and the like?

_blaaz

I imagine regular hygiene to more important tbh

Peatys

Try bathing in sudocream.

Or just bathing.

matchthis

Yep, I did read that right

Tikki Wang Wang

_blaaz wrote: »

I imagine regular hygiene to more important tbh

Well that depends. Over washing any skin will remove essential oils and nutrients and do worse damage in the long run.

_blaaz

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Well that depends. Over washing any skin will remove essential oils and nutrients and do worse damage in the long run.

It wont....unless your showering for 2 to 3 hours a day

Gael23

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

What works best for keeping spots off the bum bum ? I assume a low grease diet is a must so no KFC and the like?

Are you talking about grapes? Plenty of roughage to make sure those brown trouts slide along nicely

Tikki Wang Wang

_blaaz wrote: »

It wont....unless your showering for 2 to 3 hours a day

Once a week is sufficient.

Tilikum17

Peatys wrote: »

Try bathing in sudocream.

Or just bathing.

Sudocrem even.

s7ryf3925pivug

wet wipes and vaseline. eat lots of both.

Tikki Wang Wang

Gael23 wrote: »

Are you talking about grapes? Plenty of roughage to make sure those brown trouts slide along nicely

No not the piles. More like anal acne.

Sonny noggs

You need Teepee for your bunghole.

Happy4all

post a picture

gifted

Happy4all wrote: »

post a picture

Oh good god don't....

Phileas Frog

Happy4all wrote: »

post a picture

Or a video. Careful you don't accidentally send it to all your WhatsApp contacts...

Car99

Not sitting on your arse all day should help

Gael23

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

No not the piles. More like anal acne.

Good personal hygiene. Get one of those green scrubbers every so often to make it nice and clean

Tom Mann Centuria

Car99 wrote: »

Not sitting on your arse all day should help

Or not plucking these stupid threads out of it might help them too.

FFred

Enough of the shiit threads already !

Danzy

The first step has to be buying more underwear, move away from the monthly system.

Max Moment

Brillo pad and salt will sort

Tikki Wang Wang

Gael23 wrote: »

Good personal hygiene. Get one of those green scrubbers every so often to make it nice and clean

I believe aggressive squeezing as soon as one of those fcukers dare to show his spotty crown. Do you know if there are medical vice grip clamps available for the job?

_blaaz

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I believe aggressive squeezing a soon as one of those fcukers dare to show his spotty crown. Do you know if there are medical vice grip clamps available for the job?

Actually funnily enough there is a tool for this job....guess you dont have sisters anyway

Gael23

Max Moment wrote: »

Brillo pad and salt will sort

A liberal squirt of Cif on the Brillo pad will have his hole smelling of lemons.

Tikki Wang Wang

_blaaz wrote: »

Actually funnily enough there is a tool for this job....guess you dont have sisters anyway

What’s it called?

Danzy

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

What’s it called?

"The Tikki Wang Wang Posterior Pimple Popper 2000".

Available in all poor outlets.

Tikki Wang Wang

Danzy wrote: »

"The Tikki Wang Wang Posterior Pimple Popper 2000".

Available in all poor outlets.

Stop. Anyway what about diet suggestions.

Wanderer2010

Always on a Sunday night...

EmmetSpiceland

Could you get two “Biore Pore Strips” and fashion them into a circle that could be stuck onto the anus?

Or is there a “Clearasil Bum Wash” on the market?

xabi

Wire brush and Dettol

ILoveYourVibes

Spotted dick!

OldMrBrennan83

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

What works best for keeping spots off the bum bum ? I assume a low grease diet is a must so no KFC and the like?

I wipe after I ****e.

liam7831

Did you put the spotty hole video on WhatsApp ?

deise08

Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate,

Failing that, apparently male juice is good for pimples ðŸ˜

_blaaz

deise08 wrote: »

Failing that, apparently male juice is good for pimples ðŸ˜

Well this took a wild turn

SEPT 23 1989

Fight fire with fire

Give it the Hiroshima treatment

A vindaloo

ILoveYourVibes

deise08 wrote: »

Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate,

Failing that, apparently male juice is good for pimples ðŸ˜

Stop milking it!

Sorry about that

Prevent or cure a spotty botty op?

Tikki Wang Wang

liam7831 wrote: »

Did you put the spotty hole video on WhatsApp ?

No one saw it. Lucky escape

ILoveYourVibes

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

No one saw it. Lucky escape

god smiled

Supcycle

A ferocious slapping

Tikki Wang Wang

My usual diet while large (cos I work hard on the farm) is healthy enough I believe anyway

usual day would be as follows.

Breakfast.
2 rashers
2 sausages
2 eggs
1 piece black pudding
1 piece white pudding
1 piece of liver
2 fried tomatoes
2 slices fried bread
2 slices toast
1 pot of tea plus milk and sugar


Lunch
100% irish beef quarter pound burger with cheese
Roast spuds
Beans

Dinner
1/2 roast chicken
Roast spuds
Roast veg - mixed
Stuffing and gravy

Supper
3 scrambled eggs with cheese and beans
1 small steak
3 slices toast

Snacks
2 bags tayto cheese and onion
2 bananas
2 apples

Alcohol
Few jars of guinness (7) every night

Car99

You need to cut out the sugar in your tea, white sugar is deadly

Sac O Spuds

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

My usual diet while large (cos I work hard on the farm) is healthy enough I believe anyway

usual day would be as follows.

Breakfast.
2 rashers
2 sausages
2 eggs
1 piece black pudding
1 piece white pudding
1 piece of liver
2 fried tomatoes
2 slices fried bread
2 slices toast
1 pot of tea plus milk and sugar


Lunch
100% irish beef quarter pound burger with cheese
Roast spuds
Beans

Dinner
1/2 roast chicken
Roast spuds
Roast veg - mixed
Stuffing and gravy

Supper
3 scrambled eggs with cheese and beans
1 small steak
3 slices toast

Snacks
2 bags tayto cheese and onion
2 bananas
2 apples

Alcohol
Few jars of guinness (7) every night

Mother a jaysus what are you some breed of elephant? I'd say you'd walk away from a fair stack. Anyway why are ya bothered by a spotty hole? Who the fook is goin to be gawking at it?

Gael23

That diet is awful and produces quite a lot of runny waste matter. Modify your diet so you fave better formed s****s

Stoner

Tikki Wang Wang wrote:

2 bananas 2 apples

You are short one bit of fruit or veg anyway, world smooth bum organisation recommends 5 a day.

Do you grow anything on the farm? are the eggs from your own hens?

Or the rashers, your own pigs?

Have you checked out all the animal's bums on the farm.

Remember it's you are what they eat now rather than you are what you eat.

Dexter2019

Sac O Spuds wrote: »

Mother a jaysus what are you some breed of elephant??

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Baggly

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