Help ! Sent an embarrassing video on WhatsApp

Tikki Wang Wang · 08-06-2019 04:19PM

tayto lover wrote: »

Someone stole your phone or someone pranked you.

You can hear my voice in it unfortunately

minikin · 08-06-2019 04:21PM

Turn it into a weekly broadcast... normalise it... style it out.
Call it 'prostate cancer awareness Saturday'

blade1 · 08-06-2019 04:26PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

You should get that seen to.....oh looks like you inadvertently have!!!:eek:

cj maxx · 08-06-2019 04:27PM

If there isn’t a dildo / cucumber in the photo you’ll be fine. If there is just be brazen about it .

Zorya · 08-06-2019 04:29PM

Oh for goodness sake! Why are you going at spots on your poor bottom with a pin? You will only spread the infection or make it inflammed, you silly billy. Leave it alone! :mad:

sligojoek · 08-06-2019 04:34PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

As an aside any advise for rapid spot relief. I heard bread police followed by witch hazel is good?

Wire brush and Dettol.

EmmetSpiceland · 08-06-2019 04:44PM

Considering you’ve already shown your arsehole to everyone you know maybe now you should consider showing it to a doctor?

08-06-2019 04:46PM

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Considering you’ve already shown your arsehole to everyone you know maybe now you should consider showing it to a doctor?

To be fair WhatsApp is cheaper.

Necro · 08-06-2019 04:48PM

Zorya wrote: »

Oh for goodness sake! Why are you going at spots on your poor bottom with a pin? You will only spread the infection or make it inflammed, you silly billy. Leave it alone! :mad:

If it's correctly disinfected it'll be grand. Probably.

lawred2 · 08-06-2019 04:49PM

How do you send to all contacts?

Why would you be in WhatsApp to take such a picture in the first place?

You would just use the camera app

Made up story

Necro · 08-06-2019 04:51PM

lawred2 wrote: »

How do you send to all contacts?

Why would you be in WhatsApp to take such a picture in the first place?

You would just use the camera app

Made up story

It's probably not all their contacts, just a group of mates.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story a wise person once told me.

Poor Uncle Tom · 08-06-2019 05:00PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

I've seen it, the spot is the least of your troubles Miss!

Crusty Jocks · 08-06-2019 05:02PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

As an aside any advise for rapid spot relief. I heard bread police followed by witch hazel is good?

Lube up an Aubergine and stick it up your hoop, the aubergine will act as a calliper of sorts as your cheeks will be spread wide open and the area will be fully exposed for the procedure. It will be tricky enough DIY job getting to it from what I’m guessing will be reaching between the legs and up, so use a fork. Four prongs make it four times more likely to hit a very small target, stab repeatedly and be liberal enough on the amount power in the stabbing motion. Try and make a video, upload it and post the link here so I can judge if your technique is good enough to get the job done.

blade1 · 08-06-2019 05:03PM

Crusty Jocks wrote: »

Lube up an Aubergine and stick it up your hoop, the aubergine will act as a calliper of sorts as your cheeks will be spread wide open and the area will be fully exposed for the procedure. It will be tricky enough DIY job getting to it from what I’m guessing will be reaching between the legs and up, so use a fork. Four prongs make it four times more likely to hit a very small target, stab repeatedly and be liberal enough on the amount power in the stabbing motion. Try and make a video, upload it and post the link here so I can judge if your technique is good enough to get the job done.

Apt username! :pac:

08-06-2019 05:04PM

lawred2 wrote: »

How do you send to all contacts?

Why would you be in WhatsApp to take such a picture in the first place?

You would just use the camera app

Made up story

Nobelium wrote: »

No you didn't

Don't tell porkies ?

Deleted User wrote: »

This seems like a contrived attempt at a ‘legendary’ thread

Of course it's all made-up. What's your point?!

Poor Uncle Tom · 08-06-2019 05:05PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

As an aside any advise for rapid spot relief. I heard bread police followed by witch hazel is good?

I hope to god you meant poultice, otherwise this world is gone to ****e...

IAMAMORON · 08-06-2019 05:10PM

Have any of your contacts volunteered to pop your spot yet ?

Potential-Monke · 08-06-2019 05:18PM

Should have followed with the caption 'Would ya believe me own dog did that to me?!'

TheDiceMan2020 · 08-06-2019 05:48PM

Tell them it is performance art inspired by Shia LaBeouf

ChikiChiki · 08-06-2019 06:24PM

Leave the country to another continent and start over. Good luck.

JuanBerrosa · 08-06-2019 06:35PM

Can you see your face in it an any time OP ?
Is it definetely identifiable as you in the video - could save your ass...

The high horse brigade · 08-06-2019 06:41PM

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

One guy and a jar, Google it. It's honestly the answer to your problems ^_^

mr_edge_to_you · 08-06-2019 07:19PM

OP - I see you've a post on the guilty pleasures thread

"Baby wipes to clean my anus after a sticky or very dry poo...."

You know that your only supposed to use them once and dispose of them?

EmmetSpiceland · 08-06-2019 07:22PM

mr_edge_to_you wrote: »

OP - I see you've a post on the guilty pleasures thread

"Baby wipes to clean my anus after a sticky or very dry poo...."

You know that your only supposed to use them once and dispose of them?

Those wipes, even the “flushable” ones are lethal for the nation’s plumbing.

They should be disposed of in a bin, like a Greek.

08-06-2019 07:25PM

Unless you are immediately identifiable by your intimate areas (which in itself would warrant explanation), I would have claimed it was sent to me by 'a friend' and that I had sent it on so others could share in the wonder of a close-up butt carbuncle. You admitted guilt by deleting it.

But since it never happened I think you're safe from the terror of rude emojis.

EmmetSpiceland · 08-06-2019 07:29PM

Candie wrote: »

Unless you are immediately identifiable by your intimate areas (which in itself would warrant explanation), I would have claimed it was sent to me by 'a friend' and that I had sent it on so others could share in the wonder of a close-up butt carbuncle. You admitted guilt by deleting it.

But since it never happened I think you're safe from the terror of rude emojis.

There was identifiable “groaning” too, C. All part of the whole story.

IAMAMORON · 08-06-2019 08:03PM

Fascinating insight re groaning.

Op while I respect your reluctance to upload a copy of your anal observe, would it be possible to elaborate on the tone of your groaning?

Nobelium · 08-06-2019 08:03PM

A Tyrant Named Miltiades! wrote: »

Of course it's all made-up. What's your point?!

I think you need to chill a little

Tikki Wang Wang · 08-06-2019 08:27PM

IAMAMORON wrote: »

Fascinating insight re groaning.

Op while I respect your reluctance to upload a copy of your anal observe, would it be possible to elaborate on the tone of your groaning?

Well the spot is sore

redzerdrog · 08-06-2019 08:29PM

Load of ****e

Help ! Sent an embarrassing video on WhatsApp

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