Help ! Sent an embarrassing video on WhatsApp

Tikki Wang Wang

I sent a video that I would rather not have to all my contacts in WhatsApp. Have deleted. Any tips on dealing with fallout particularly from mates?

Delete yourself from existence.

Trigger Happy

Tell them you were attention seeking, a cry for help. It will blow over in a decade or so.

Throw your phone in the bin and drink 4 no. Linden Village. All your problems will disappear.

Works for me every time. Hic.

Harry Palmr

Tell them Alexa did it while you were asleep

cj maxx

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I sent a video that I would rather not have to all my contacts in WhatsApp. Have deleted. Any tips on dealing with fallout particularly from mates?

Explain further so we can advise

Tikki Wang Wang

cjmc wrote: »

Explain further so we can advise

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

Join an enclosed order or go all out and try and do a Kardashian. Own it, 'yeah...meant to send it, thought I'd liven up your dull lives.'

RMAOK

Travel back in time and tell your younger self not to send that video

Nobelium

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I sent a video that I would rather not have to all my contacts in WhatsApp

No you didn't

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Any tips on dealing with fallout particularly from mates?

Don't tell porkies ?

Tikki Wang Wang

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

enclosed order it is so.

When you say groaning...

Hedgelayer

Hopefully they'll see the funny side of it....

Sonny noggs

Tell them you now identify as a man. That’ll learn them.

Outlaw Pete

Do this for an hour. ...

Rikand

If you hadn't deleted it you would have been grand. Could have just said, " look at this **** I found lolz"

TuringBot47

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

Say it's a new charity challenge and you nominate them next

This seems like a contrived attempt at a ‘legendary’ thread

Outlaw Pete

Outlaw Pete wrote: »

Do this for an hour.

I think that's the position that got him into trouble in the first place :pac:

TuringBot47

TuringBot47 wrote: »

Say it's a new charity challenge and you nominate them next

For the Hole in the Wall Gang. It just might work!

Necro

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

That's today's lunch sufficiently purged...

DopeTech

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I sent a video that I would rather not have to all my contacts in WhatsApp. Have deleted. Any tips on dealing with fallout particularly from mates?

How quickly did you delete it? How many people viewed it?

Lying Eyes

Tikki Wang Wang

Sir Dosser wrote: »

How quickly did you delete it? How many people viewed it?

How can I tell if people saw it. Some of the lads sent back rude emojis already

Laois_Man

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

THIS is my new favorite Boards post of all time. Thank You!!


:D:D:D:D:D

Tikki Wang Wang

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

As an aside any advise for rapid spot relief. I heard bread police followed by witch hazel is good?

Sonny noggs

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

As an aside any advise for rapid spot relief. I heard bread police followed by witch hazel is good?

Cheese grater

Franz Von Peppercorn II

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

Ah hahahahahaha!

Ah haha.

Kristopherus

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

How can I tell if people saw it. Some of the lads sent back rude emojis already

When you hit Delete on WhatsApp, don't you get the optios to "delete for me" and "delete for all"?

bazz26

Slow Saturday on the interweb.

Reckless Abandonment

You might of made an ass of yourself..
And probably balls up too.

tayto lover

Someone stole your phone or someone pranked you.

Tikki Wang Wang

tayto lover wrote: »

Someone stole your phone or someone pranked you.

You can hear my voice in it unfortunately

minikin

Turn it into a weekly broadcast... normalise it... style it out.
Call it 'prostate cancer awareness Saturday'

blade1

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

You should get that seen to.....oh looks like you inadvertently have!!!:eek:

cj maxx

If there isn’t a dildo / cucumber in the photo you’ll be fine. If there is just be brazen about it .

Zorya

Oh for goodness sake! Why are you going at spots on your poor bottom with a pin? You will only spread the infection or make it inflammed, you silly billy. Leave it alone! :mad:

sligojoek

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

As an aside any advise for rapid spot relief. I heard bread police followed by witch hazel is good?

Wire brush and Dettol.

EmmetSpiceland

Considering you’ve already shown your arsehole to everyone you know maybe now you should consider showing it to a doctor?

EmmetSpiceland

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Considering you’ve already shown your arsehole to everyone you know maybe now you should consider showing it to a doctor?

To be fair WhatsApp is cheaper.

Necro

Zorya wrote: »

Oh for goodness sake! Why are you going at spots on your poor bottom with a pin? You will only spread the infection or make it inflammed, you silly billy. Leave it alone! :mad:

If it's correctly disinfected it'll be grand. Probably.

lawred2

How do you send to all contacts?

Why would you be in WhatsApp to take such a picture in the first place?

You would just use the camera app

Made up story

Necro

lawred2 wrote: »

How do you send to all contacts?

Why would you be in WhatsApp to take such a picture in the first place?

You would just use the camera app

Made up story

It's probably not all their contacts, just a group of mates.

Never let the truth get in the way of a good story a wise person once told me.

Poor Uncle Tom

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

I have a large spot on the rim of my anus and I took a video to see where to prick it with a needle to excise its badness and aid healing. Unfortunately I sent this so my plums and anal area are visible along with some groaning

I've seen it, the spot is the least of your troubles Miss!

Crusty Jocks

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

As an aside any advise for rapid spot relief. I heard bread police followed by witch hazel is good?

Lube up an Aubergine and stick it up your hoop, the aubergine will act as a calliper of sorts as your cheeks will be spread wide open and the area will be fully exposed for the procedure. It will be tricky enough DIY job getting to it from what I’m guessing will be reaching between the legs and up, so use a fork. Four prongs make it four times more likely to hit a very small target, stab repeatedly and be liberal enough on the amount power in the stabbing motion. Try and make a video, upload it and post the link here so I can judge if your technique is good enough to get the job done.

blade1

Crusty Jocks wrote: »

Lube up an Aubergine and stick it up your hoop, the aubergine will act as a calliper of sorts as your cheeks will be spread wide open and the area will be fully exposed for the procedure. It will be tricky enough DIY job getting to it from what I’m guessing will be reaching between the legs and up, so use a fork. Four prongs make it four times more likely to hit a very small target, stab repeatedly and be liberal enough on the amount power in the stabbing motion. Try and make a video, upload it and post the link here so I can judge if your technique is good enough to get the job done.

Apt username! :pac:

lawred2

lawred2 wrote: »

How do you send to all contacts?

Why would you be in WhatsApp to take such a picture in the first place?

You would just use the camera app

Made up story

Nobelium wrote: »

No you didn't

Don't tell porkies ?

Deleted User wrote: »

This seems like a contrived attempt at a ‘legendary’ thread

Of course it's all made-up. What's your point?!

Poor Uncle Tom

Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »

As an aside any advise for rapid spot relief. I heard bread police followed by witch hazel is good?

I hope to god you meant poultice, otherwise this world is gone to ****e...

IAMAMORON

Have any of your contacts volunteered to pop your spot yet ?

Potential-Monke

Should have followed with the caption 'Would ya believe me own dog did that to me?!'

TheDiceMan2020

Tell them it is performance art inspired by Shia LaBeouf

ChikiChiki

Leave the country to another continent and start over. Good luck.