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were you ever fondled outdoors?

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  • #32
    .Charlo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 335 ✭✭.Charlo


    EmmetSpiceland wrote: »
    With strangers?

    No,I'm not one of those degenerates.


  • #33
    Feisar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,033 ✭✭✭Feisar


    yellowpostit01 wrote: »
    I always found outdoor sex better in theory in practice. Maybe you have had better luck than me!

    I agree but the things ya do to keep women happy...

    First they came for the socialists...



  • #34
    yellowpostit01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭yellowpostit01


    Feisar wrote: »
    I agree but the things ya do to keep women happy...

    You wouldn't want it to be too cold, or else "things" might not be as impressive as you had hoped!


  • #35
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,991 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    .Charlo wrote: »
    No,I'm not one of those degenerates.

    Ah, see the thread is about strangers fondling you.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #36
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭blinding


    Not enough for my liking .


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  • #37
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    fxotoole wrote: »
    Srsly WTF

    Best representation I could find of Former Observer shortly after applying his glittery **** gel.


  • #38
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,969 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Feisar wrote: »
    An ex of mine used to like extremely rough sex outside.

    F*ck sorry, didn't realise you could hear us.


  • #39
    JohnnyFlash
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,055 ✭✭✭JohnnyFlash


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    F*ck sorry, didn't realise you could hear us.

    How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?

    Ring her while you’re doing it.


  • #40
    handlemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,002 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Try walk a day in my shoes, it's all being fondled here, fingers up my bum there, ears being licked...and that's just while nipping to Centra to pick up some mushy peas.

    sure you have :rolleyes:


  • #41
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,740 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    handlemaster wrote: »
    sure you have :rolleyes:


    Fine, they weren't mushy peas, it was a can of Batchelors Processed Peas


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  • #42
    Ten of Swords
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,707 CMod ✭✭✭✭Ten of Swords


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    Try walk a day in my shoes, it's all being fondled here, fingers up my bum there, ears being licked...while going through airport security acting dodgy as fuk.


    Fixed :D

    Moderator: Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender, Vegan & Vegetarian

    Category Moderator: Social & Fun



  • #43
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,041 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    JohnnyFlash wrote: »
    A well known ‘cruising’ spot is it?

    Actually, yes.

    The area on Donabate dunes that used to be cheerfully used by naturists for getting some sunshine on the bare skin and some natural bathing, is now infested with posers who stride slowly up and down, displaying like baboons.

    W@nkers, and that's not even sarcasm.


  • #44
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    OP, you're creepy Uncle Joe, aintcha?

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    You just keep your 'welcomed' fondling to yourself...

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  • #45
    spodoinkle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 308 ✭✭spodoinkle


    I had my leg felt by a man who has recently come to light as the head of a major peado ring, in the area Im from. I wish I was trolling.


  • #46
    EmmetSpiceland
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,991 ✭✭✭✭EmmetSpiceland


    Zorya wrote: »
    OP, you're creepy Uncle Joe, aintcha?


    You just keep your 'welcomed' fondling to yourself...

    Fondle with care.

    “It matters not what someone is born, but what they grow to be” - A. Dumbledore

    “It is not blood that makes you Irish but a willingness to be part of the Irish nation” - Thomas Davis



  • #47
    handlemaster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,002 ✭✭✭handlemaster


    I find this thread a little creepy, its like a round about way of finding acceptance for sexual assault.


  • #48
    Former Observer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 474 ✭✭Former Observer


    handlemaster wrote: »
    I find this thread a little creepy, its like a round about way of finding acceptance for sexual assault.


    Shouldn't need to be said that sexual assault is always wrong. There are however a vast range of possible human experiences, outliers of moral categories, gray areas, unknown pleasures waiting for each, at pedestrian crossings


  • #49
    harry Bailey esq
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,814 ✭✭✭harry Bailey esq


    Erik Shun wrote: »
    I do find all these local politicians are getting a little too over-familiar on the campaign trail at the moment!

    Clown up my way is using aggressive seagulls as a platform to launch his campaign to be elected councillor. I won't name him, but he's on a FF ticket. Away with the birds if you ask me...
    Actually fukkit, what harm in naming him. Niall Keady.


  • #50
    blinding
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 7,462 ✭✭✭blinding


    Zorya wrote: »
    OP, you're creepy Uncle Joe, aintcha?

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    You just keep your 'welcomed' fondling to yourself...

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    it looks like the Democrats don’t want to have the Presidency .


  • #51
    Zorya
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭Zorya


    Former Observer wrote: »
    Shouldn't need to be said that sexual assault is always wrong. There are however a vast range of possible human experiences, outliers of moral categories, gray areas, unknown pleasures waiting for each, at pedestrian crossings

    Like unknown persons with garlic breath and chapped lips sticking their grotty tongue in your ear? :confused::confused: :pac:


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  • #52
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    Hedgelayer wrote: »
    Back in the 80's there was always a feeler in the group.
    I used to be petrified of the feeler, he'd punch you in the nuts or grab you by the balls or something.

    Nowadays he'd probably be serving time in a youth institution for being a feeler...

    Did any of ye have a feeler on the prowl?

    When I was growing up back in the 60s and 70s one of the lads we used to hang out with had a propensity for touching his friends up. I’m not proud to say it but once I lost my temper and kicked him as hard as I could in the bollocks. It was simply a more homophobic time. He was allegedly erect as well.


  • #53
    fryup
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    He was allegedly erect as well.

    you felt that when you kicked him? ;)


  • #54
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,372 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    No


  • #55
    Woke Hogan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,627 ✭✭✭Woke Hogan


    fryup wrote: »
    you felt that when you kicked him? ;)

    No it’s what I heard afterwards. I was wearing wellies at the time.


  • #56
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,372 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    How about creepy aunts?


  • #57
    Lucy8080
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,980 ✭✭✭Lucy8080


    Woke Hogan wrote: »
    No it’s what I heard afterwards. I was wearing wellies at the time.

    You big tease! Dress more modestly from now on.


  • #58
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,584 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    You mean a lil tumble in the hay or on the grass in the summer months ;) ?


  • #59
    Former Observer
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 474 ✭✭Former Observer


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    You mean a lil tumble in the hay or on the grass in the summer months ;) ?

    Head first?


  • #60
    Gimme A Pound
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,482 ✭✭✭Gimme A Pound


    Hedgelayer wrote: »
    There was once a guy in the neighbourhood who used to show his dogs lipstick to us when we were young.

    Dirty bastard, I now know why his dog Toby never looked happy.

    Last time I met the guy he was handcuffed to a detective on the Dublin Cork train back in 1996.

    Poor old Toby, now and again I hope he got peace.
    He wha?
    handlemaster wrote: »
    sure you have :rolleyes:
    No flies on you eh? :D


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  • #61
    razorblunt
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    I've walked though many a Hen Party or women on "girls night out, sure why not" sessions.
    So, yes. Yes, I have.


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